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This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no
western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted
guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter in one. One day
early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome,
black young man engaged in "playful activities" with ten
beautiful, black young women, all in the nude. The young man
had the biggest, strongest penis the Brit had ever seen, or
even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who this man was.
"He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of
the lake, Sir," came the reply. "This is his morning ritual."
"Ask him," the awed Brit said to his companion, "how did his
penis get to be that size?"
The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems to
get very agitated by the conversation.
"Well, what did he say?" asked our hero to his assistant on
"He said, 'There's nothing wrong with my penis. Doesn't the
white man's shrink in cold water?'"