Astrological Anarchy  

bemusedgoddess 52M/47F  
85 posts
5/12/2006 1:16 pm

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Astrological Anarchy

Astrological Anarchy--
Someone had taken this from a site and now I am just sharing it with the rest of the cyberworld. I love Eastern and Western Astrology, but these Sun sign write ups--are just plain put downs! They are Funny though and to be only taken with a wee grain of salt...

ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically, you
don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care
less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.

TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well
with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and
you constantly smell of piss.

GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a
neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, type of person who'd kill
themselves to win a bet.

CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money.
You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell your relative's limbs to buy a
mobile phone. You're likely to be murdered.

LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try
anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will
never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on welfare.

VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're
prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually
queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear drudges. This makes you an
asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you.
Nobody will go to your funeral.

SCORPIO
You are sharp, quick thinker and good at puzzles. However, these are your
only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You
always have snot on your clothes.

SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic type, softhearted and a lover of arts. You are likely
to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on incest.

CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean
self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an
altar boy.

AQUARIUS
You are the academic and will probably end up working in the legal system.
This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your
ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy warring fishnet tights.

PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no
grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be
the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.



Zodiac after sex responses

Aries "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus "I'm hungry pass the pizza."

Gemini "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer "When are we getting married?"

Leo "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius "Don't call me I'll call you."

Capricorn "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces "What did you say your name was again?"



redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

5/13/2006 1:18 am

Pisces "What did you say your name was again?"

lol

*hugs*



TTFN


rm_SultryVirgo 48F
567 posts
5/13/2006 8:27 am

I resemble those remarks. You cheeky monkey you.

Sultry


SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
5/15/2006 6:33 am

Leo "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Now if only I had that much confidence to be that cocky.
I was 5 weeks early. Would I have been a virgo if I was on time? Am I a mix then - a stupid queer living on welfare?
SR


SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
5/15/2006 6:36 am

Oh, BTW, the RLP up there sent me. Said I should mention her name for a special discount. Or was it gift with purchase? I don't know.
Anyway. Welcome.
SR


SirMounts 102M

5/16/2006 8:05 am

Hey, how much do you wanna bet I can jump off this building and live??? *winking*
Welcome to blogging, and a fine blog already, bemusedgoddess. *smiling*


bemusedgoddess 52M/47F  
71 posts
5/16/2006 11:41 am

~Redlipsprincess--Great to see you again~Dahlink! YOU LOOK MAHVELOUS!!!

~Sultry--only a monkey can REALLY KNOW another monkey!

~SpaceRangerNJ Consider it a gift WITHOUT purchase--I would NEVER want to cheapen the experience! LOL

~SirMounts--That name of yours could get you into a lot of trouble in my Temple--the resident Goddess Canine's name is Everest...LOL

Hugs and kisses...
The Bemused one...


SirMounts 102M

5/17/2006 2:51 pm

lol bemusedgoddess.
*looking down at self*...
Well, I guess My nickname should be... Neverrest, then. *winking*


bemusedgoddess 52M/47F  
71 posts
5/18/2006 12:59 pm

SirMounts,
I LIKE the way you think!!!
I'm so glad you said "Neverest", instead of "Nevermore!" LOL
*wink-wink* back!
X&O's
Bemused


rm_fireswan 49F
69 posts
5/19/2006 9:32 pm

Scorpio "Perhaps I should untie you."

Lmao .. Considering I m a Domme and my network pics feature my ex sub tied to a bed I'd say it were a fair assesment


SirMounts 102M

5/21/2006 3:30 pm

    Quoting bemusedgoddess:
    SirMounts,
    I LIKE the way you think!!!
    I'm so glad you said "Neverest", instead of "Nevermore!" LOL
    *wink-wink* back!
    X&O's
    Bemused
Ah, I already have a feeling that it will never be nevermore, with you. *smiling warmly*


bemusedgoddess 52M/47F  
71 posts
5/27/2006 2:00 pm

Fireswan, I am NOT surprised in the least that you are a scorpio--LOL Pinhead Lover...
I have a fair percentage in my chart. Usually it is roses and sunshine, but then the scorpion tail comes down and WHOMP! Nothing but crushed petals and thorns! LOL


bemusedgoddess 52M/47F  
71 posts
5/27/2006 2:01 pm

SirMounts,
So I am a Nympho, is there a problem with that?! LOL
Kisses Bemused


SirMounts 102M

10/9/2006 4:44 pm

bemusedgoddess...
Not a single thing that I can think of... and I've got a pretty good imagination, too. *winking*


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