Blog Over Easy with fried potatoes and onion  

beech1234 47M
23 posts
7/12/2005 10:05 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Blog Over Easy with fried potatoes and onion

Not servin' up anything too fancy today...first blog an' all. The following words are not my own, but really hit home. Let me know if any of you can relate (or can't, or just don't wanna, for that matter)

Tired of living in Buttholeville
Tired of my job and my wife Lucille
Tired of my kids Ronnie and Neil
Tired of my 68 Bonneville
Working down at Billy Bob’s Bar and Grille
The food here tastes like the way I feel
There’s a girl on the dance floor dressed to kill
She’s the best looking woman in Buttholeville

One day I’m gonna get out of Buttholeville
Gonna reach right in Gonna grab the till
Buy a brand new hat and a Coupe deVille
lay a patch on the road that runs over the hill
There’s a beech somewhere where the water’s are still
Gonna lay in the sun till my skin peals
Drinking the best scotch whiskey, eating lobster and eel
and I’m never going back to Buttholeville

Never going, never going, never going never going back!

Well, that wasn't too bad, now, was it? Second helpin' for anyone?

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/13/2005 7:10 am

Please come to coffeeville
Its down the hall across the hill
There is this lass Miss No Cream
Tall sweet and sexy it seem...


welcome to blogville my Cowboy

beech1234 47M

7/13/2005 10:22 am

I bet she's the best lookin' woman in Coffeeville...tall, sweet, and sexy...buyin' a ticket right now!

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

7/15/2005 10:31 pm

I'll bet you are right, Cowboy !

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
7/21/2005 10:13 am

beech1234, welcome to the land of blog

I saw you in the group list too if I'm not mistaken, hope you'll have fun there too

beech1234 47M

7/21/2005 1:11 pm

Goddess, thanks for the welcome. It's nice to be here.

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