A Test to see if "You Da Man"  

bbsxktn2005 44F
5 posts
9/2/2005 7:23 am

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A Test to see if "You Da Man"


One for you boys!! Check to see if you're a man...

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've
both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B. Your blood-test results
C. Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss Match Of The Day.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out
about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with
is:
A. The best part of the experience
B. The second best part of the experience
C. $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You
tell her that it is:
A. No concern to you
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym
C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A Moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetiser is to entree
B. Primer is to paint
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying
at the end of a relationship?
A. 'I hope we can still be friends'

B. 'I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.'
C. 'Welcome to Dumpsville, population: YOU.'

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort
of Intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

EVALUATING RESULTS:

If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man!!

If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a little confused.

If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, 'YOU DA MAN!'

rm_pchamp012004 55M
2672 posts
9/2/2005 11:08 am

Know any good therapists?


RailBaron2 54M

9/2/2005 12:03 pm

I am a real man, not a myth, apperently extreamly rare which means more valued & valuable than common man, hard to catch,has a wild side thats immpossible to tame,dont try to put this man on a leash or mistreat him as he will bite if provoked.


Fling734u 43M

9/22/2005 9:18 am

Hiliarious!

>In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
>name.
>
>For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve isknown as
>naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
>
>The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration
>by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on
>the
>generic name of mycoxafloppin.
>
>Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud,
>dixafix, and of course ibepokin.
>
>Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be
>available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
>power-beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign
>claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
>one.
>
>
>Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink.
>
>This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and
>just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction
>by the name of Mount & Do.


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