Women won  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
11/16/2005 4:59 pm

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Women won

Men are always crying on the Advice Lines that women won't respond to their emails. I believe it was on the advice lines today that I saw someone mention sending a recipe with the email. I thought about it and it really sounded like a good idea so I decided to try it. I just sent this email out to a rather nice looking female that lives in my neck of the woods. I wonder if it will work.............

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Joseph. My handle here is bardicman. Why you might ask? (OK probably not but I will pretend you asked) I enjoy music and I play several different instruments. I love to sing and I love to tell stories. I am best compared to the "bards" of medieval times.
I was reading your profile and looking at your picture and I was literally awestruck by your beautiful eyes and sultry lips. I noticed that you were into light erotic bondage and that is something that I really enjoy. I would like to get to know you better and just see if this man has anything to offer a beautiful woman like you. I know that you have asked for a direct email but I am hesitant to offer it on the first email sent. I too must look out for my own safety and I really do not want to open my mailbox up to even more spam. (in case you are not really a real person). I have heard alot about the beautiful ladies such as yourself being here only as a front for porn sights and spam mailer companies that prey on lonely men.
So if you would like to maybe take a little chance and get to know me better I welcome your email in return. If not, so this email will not be a total waste of your time, I have decided to give you a little recipe for that pesky left over turkey that everyone seems to have this time of year. Thanks for taking the time to read my email and if you never have anything else to say to me or about me at least you can enjoy your left over turkey.

2 cups Turkey, cooked, cubed
10 corn tortillas
2 (14 1/2-ounce) cans Mexican-style stewed tomatoes
1 can green chiles, cut in strips
1 cup frozen corn
1/2 cup diced onion
1 (15-ounce) can black beans, drained
1/2 teaspoon cumin powder
1/4 teaspoon chili powder
2 cups shredded cheddar cheese

Place 6 corn tortillas in oiled casserole dish. Place remaining ingredients on top of tortillas. Cut the remaining 4 tortillas in strips and place on top of casserole and top with cheddar cheese. Cover with foil and bake for 25 minutes at 400°F


I now sit back and wait for the reply of this lady and see just how impressed that she was.

I am not dead yet

caressmewell 53F

11/16/2005 5:48 pm

That's a different approach! I would at least send a thank you email in response.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/16/2005 6:11 pm

Sounds good to me and now I am hungry.

Kyrand 50M

11/16/2005 6:47 pm

*chuckles* good luck. Women dont respond to emails from people they dont know who dont have a picture that looks like good old arnold when he was Mr. Olympia. (oh yea, and at least an 8 inch penis *wry chuckle*).. Only reason im here is cause I enjoy the blogging .. I gave up the whole "finding that perfect woman" oh, years ago back in the old IRC days when it was actually still fun. I like the whole recipe thing though.. almost makes them write you back just so they dont feel stupid.

*laugh* good job on that one.

wife4stranger 57F

11/16/2005 7:22 pm

While I wasn't the receipient of your email, I sure enjoyed reading it here. Thanks for the recipe too.........lol
Even though you have the part about being a front for porn sites (subject of one of my own blogs), I'd most likely have responded.......

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
11/16/2005 8:12 pm

Though you did not send the email to me, I would reply if you did. I love a man that cooks in the kitchen as well as the bedroom. Now if you do laundry then I think we would be a perfect match.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

rm_MarkNGeorgia 64M
91 posts
11/16/2005 10:28 pm

Now all the women will wonder whay the sudden flurry of emails with recipes. Too bad we can't deliver chocolate through email instead.

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/17/2005 7:35 am

LOL at Trav's comment

Hmmn ... I think I'm gonna use my recipe for Capn Crunch with Crunch Berries Cereal and cold milk in a bowl

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

happy2surveUslav 39M

11/17/2005 11:12 am

hehe i like this

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/17/2005 4:06 pm

HEY! some of us respond to our mail here!!

ok, granted, sometimes i respond telepathically...just cuz you aint receiving doesnt mean i aitn sending

actually, i do respond to all my mail other than the downright rude stuff...it takes a while though.
THIS sort of email would make it to the top of my 'gotta respond' list.

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

11/17/2005 4:53 pm

Oh wow....That was nice. I think you over-did it with the compliments. I understand your approach and think it's a neat idea...just take a little off the compliments. The woman will think your too needy...or maybe think that you think you can win her over with compliments alone.

THose are just my thoughts.,


Always The Bitch

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
11/17/2005 7:09 pm

let's get cooking...you get the first dinner shift at Hippie's AdultFriendFinder rehab center!!! my job will be bed checks..

Virtue Alone Ennobles

bardicman 50M

11/17/2005 11:32 pm

Caress - Hmmm no response yet. I should have sent it to you

Lianna - Print the recipe off and have E head on in to the kitches

Kyrand - Every year I ask Santa Claus to bring me the Perfect Woman...

Wife4 - I will have to check your blog out

Trav - Burger King ????

Luke - I am your father..... I prefer the Peanut Butter Crunch approach.

Happy - Welcome to my humble home

SJ - I know You do.. I am getting like 3 or 4 a day.(i wish) rofl..

Mandy - It may have seemed needy and desperate because I AM!!

Krissy - hmmmmmm Yes I'm in.

I am not dead yet

ArealUnicorn 44F

11/18/2005 12:04 pm

Well if I got that email receipe or not I would respond. In no way does it sound needy or desperate, I think it's lovely and no I don't respond to all emails anymore but trust me I would to one like that...even if it was to tell you what a beutiful mind you have....

bardicman 50M

11/18/2005 3:48 pm

Silhouette - I think you are one of the few. I know that...

Unicorn - Thanks M'Lady. I have a beautiful mind, you have a beautiful body.....

I am not dead yet

TopFisher 63M

11/18/2005 5:45 pm

What a Great idea!

Gee it seems that all too many women today could not boil water without burning it! (sorry girls, it's the truth)..

But I'm going to begin incorporating into all my comms with the ladies, oh and even with the couples too, He can probably use a good new recepie too!

OH and do tell how has it gone so far?

Do tell will ya?

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/18/2005 7:17 pm

Damn i hope my spam catcher diddnt get it... great letter

Its good to be...ME

Hippink 35F
4499 posts
11/20/2005 11:18 am

I initiated contact with B-man!
How come Krissy gets bed check duty?
Ohhh... she can make sure that I've tended to every one of my co-patients.
B-man, your dinner is getting cold.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 10:31 pm

Wait a minute...you never sent me a recipe...I think the email I got from you was two words, but no cock shot at least.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

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