Why is Bob Smiling....  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
11/2/2005 4:08 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Why is Bob Smiling....

Cock size... I went to the doctor because I was depressed and decided that some added length and girth would be a good thing.
My doctor informs me that enztye and pumps and anything else that claims to grow a penis from a seed just does not work.
"But Doc, whats a man to do," I whined?
"Well first thing is lose that 16 pounds you have put on since you quit smoking 6 weeks ago. It has all gone to your belly and that is over-shadowing your penis". (He said penis because he is a doctor and he would of course use the medical terminology. The nurse is the one who told me it was not big enough to be a cock)
Then my doctor added the following advice "Then find you a woman with small hands"!

I am not dead yet

caressmewell 53F

11/3/2005 4:16 am


TheSquirtMaster 45M

11/6/2005 2:24 pm

Uh oh bard, sounds like your getting what my grandfather used to call a "Dickey-Do". That's when you're stomach sticks out further than your Dickey do, lol. There's always a bright side though, At least you'll have clean lungs when you die from your cholesterol induced heart attack, lol. Just kidding dude, I hope you live to keep us laughing for a very long time. It just reminds me of an old Redd Foxx joke... "All you people who don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs, eat only healthy food, and exercise regularly are gonna feel like damn fools one day, laying up in the hospital dying from nothing. lol.

(Princess Lips)

11/6/2005 11:41 pm

for every 30 pounds you lose, you can gain up to an inch of penis length.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 9:30 pm

So if you lose 180 pounds you can gain 6 inches. Cool...a skeleton with a big dick.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

Become a member to create a blog