Why Halloween is Better than Sex !!  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
10/30/2005 8:22 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Why Halloween is Better than Sex !!

10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

7. Less guilt the morning after.

6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

I am not dead yet

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/30/2005 3:11 pm

Don't forget about safety in numbers!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

bardicman 50M

10/31/2005 3:24 pm

That's the part about doing the whole neighborhood

I am not dead yet

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 9:19 pm

So what's your choice? Trick or Treat?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

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