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bardicman 50M
7540 posts
12/8/2005 8:49 am

Last Read:
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Whats in a name...

Bardicman..... Bard-ic-man

Bard (n)
1. One of an ancient Celtic order of minstrel poets who composed and recited verses celebrating the legendary exploits of chieftains and heroes.
2. A poet, especially a lyric poet, a storyteller, an entertainer.

ic(wtf)
1. meaning like the word preceding it.. in my case the name bard was taken and so was the name bardman so I threw the "ic" in there
2. what most people say when reading my crap.

man (n)
1. meaning I have a penis. maybe not a Methodman one but a penis none the less. Penis is also the second and third word of my favorite quote. The Pen/is mightier than the sword. My penis is like a sword. Not flat and broad with a sharp edge that could cut people to the bone. It's like a sword because I like to take it out and swing it around sometimes. Pretend I am Zorro and pee Z's in the snow or on the dirt or the side of my ex's car. I would never actually damage her car but a nice yellow Z on a white background is almost artistic in nature.

Who am I? Just a fun loving guy that likes to laugh and tell jokes and spread a little good will and harmony along the way. I like to stir the shit in a fun way from time to time I guess but there is really nothing malicious in my system. I like to link to peoples blogs on my blog because I consider them "friends" of mine and I like to feel connected to those I admire and I like to support the stories they have to tell.

Also I like to read the new bloggers posts and look for up and coming writers there.Just because I think someone is good does not mean you will share my belief but just remember. We were all just starting out one day. Some of us are still just starting out .....




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caressmewell 53F

12/8/2005 9:10 am

Glad that your here Bard! Blog on...


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/8/2005 9:19 am

I read and enjoy your blog every day. Every ones mind is diferent and yours Is right up on top of the diferent list LOL love your blog.


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
12/8/2005 9:27 am

I remember the first thing I read by you .... It was an article reply to a young man asking how his profile pic was... You closed with something like, give us another photo so we can come back and laugh at you again.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/8/2005 9:29 am

You people are so damn evil.

If I didn't love you so much I'd drive for 15 hours, kick your ass and come hom...nevermind that extra 5 minutes.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bardicman 50M

12/8/2005 9:31 am

Caress - Thank you M'Lady. People like you make me glad that I am here too.



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bardicman 50M

12/8/2005 9:32 am

oldman - Thank you "kind" sir.. ROFL.. Yep I am different...



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SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
12/8/2005 9:39 am

Bard...

Believe me; it's a good damned thing you chose Zorro here. You'd have turned a few ladies away had you chosen, say, Mighty Mouse as your sword-swinging hero! I can see it now - an M&M on the side of her car! I could get away with that bein' I don't have a Methodman or even a Bardicman penis. My ex would never guess in a million years it actually came from me. She'd just think it was from that peanut guy with the tophat and tails or that little fairie with the mounds. LMFAO

Solar...

PS: I thought you had those midgets penned up back of the Playhouse?!


bardicman 50M

12/8/2005 10:03 am

Horny - Of course but then you actually took the time and read Ok now you know and you gave us another photo and came back.



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bardicman 50M

12/8/2005 10:04 am

Daph - when you come.. I hope you can in 5 minutes... ROFL



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bardicman 50M

12/8/2005 10:41 am

Damn Solar, I don't think I would admit to the world that your wife left you for the peanut man.....



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SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
12/8/2005 11:12 am

Bard...

Actually, I caught her in bed with the little fucker and I threw HER ASS and his out! You know that crunchy spread? Yeah! Well? I don't have a problem admitting anything, except bein' the nekkid weener on COMBO-MAN! *ROTFL*

Solar...


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/8/2005 11:24 am

I started to wander away when a bunch of us had a post-Chicago convention friendship kumbaya moment but then was pulled back by not only old friends, but also by clever new stuff by people like you. Keep it up - you keep my id sharp (if that isn't contradictory in nature).

1 (less than two) hot (having or displaying great enthusiam) wahine (Hawaiian for woman)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/8/2005 11:56 am

I am very happy I found you, or you found me, or we found one another....or, whatever.


bardicman 50M

12/8/2005 12:40 pm

solar - You shouldn't have thrown his ass out.. Just cracked his pecans and he probably would have left on his own.



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rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/8/2005 1:13 pm

*blinks* i need to have my eyes checked...all this time i thought it was Bard itch Man


bardicman 50M

12/8/2005 1:30 pm

Wahine - I am so happy that I may be a small reason for you to stay with us.



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bardicman 50M

12/8/2005 2:18 pm

Sister.. I am so glad you found me.. I wasnt smart enough to find someone as great and talented as yourself.



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bardicman 50M

12/8/2005 2:19 pm

SJ .... Yea but you know its just because I know how to scratch the itch of yours..



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DTduzDallas 50F

12/8/2005 3:32 pm

And some of us have started over, and over, and over again. I think I got it right this time. LMAO SJ


Kimmers777 106F

12/8/2005 5:00 pm

I think I resemble that remark. The one about just starting, not the one about pen/is sword swinging!

Quite the assortment of inspiration you have drifting around here. I just might have to stay a while. Thanks!


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/8/2005 7:31 pm

Nice Bard

BTW I don't say ic every single time I read your posts. I didn't when I read this one and then there was ... well there's this one.


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/8/2005 7:32 pm

And now for something completely different.

We one again interrupt your regular broadcasting to bring you this important comment whore announcement.

Open casting call for Bloggy World The Unreality Story: A Real-time Interactive Dysfunctional Sex Odyssey

So far the female cast members are:
caressmewell
[blog DaphneR]
SensuallyKatey
wetpantyslut2
[blog 1hotwahine]
silhouette2005
impish_pixie
Passionatelove70
saddletrampsk
frangipanigal
[blog 36specialk]
pinkplaytoyz
[blog Saintlianna]
DTduzDallas
Sweetest_Sin_Jes

Ladies can still join the cast by signing up at my casting call post for ladies
Welcome To The Casting Couch Ladies. Who Wants To Be A Star.

The male cast members so far are:
[blog luke69iner]
weineroftheworld
bardicman
HORNYVIKING722
travelingintexas
bangingmyhead
norprin5
Bulging_boy

Gentlemen and Not-so-gentlemen can still join the cast by signing up at my casting call post for men
Open Casting for Bloggy World The Unreality Story


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/8/2005 7:32 pm

Here’s a fun view of the cast so far.

Open casting call for Bloggy World The Unreality Story: A Real-time Interactive Dysfunctional Sex Odyssey

So far the female cast members are:
caressmewell DaphneR
SensuallyKatey wetpantyslut2
1hotwahine silhouette2005
Passionatelove70
saddletrampsk

36specialk pinkplaytoyz
Saintlianna DTduzDallas
Sweetest_Sin_Jes

Ladies can still join the cast by signing up at my casting call post for ladies
Welcome To The Casting Couch Ladies. Who Wants To Be A Star.

The male cast members so far are:
luke69iner weineroftheworld
bardicman HORNYVIKING722
travelingintexas [photo bangingmyhead]
[photo norprin5] [photo Bulging_boy]

Gentlemen and Not-so-gentlemen can still join the cast by signing up at my casting call post for men
Open Casting for Bloggy World The Unreality Story


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/8/2005 7:33 pm

Anyone can also participate by being on the judges panel and voting for which story is the funniest, which story is the most erotic, and which story you think is the most entertaining over all.

If you are interested you can sign up to be on the judging panel through this post
Who Wants To Judge Some Sex Stories?

***This blatant cumment cumercial has been brought to you by Loki Productions Unlimited***


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/8/2005 7:46 pm

Don’t forget to wish papyrina Happy Birthday today


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
12/8/2005 9:43 pm

Bard we love ya too..keep it up baby!

Its good to be...ME


bardicman 50M

12/9/2005 2:52 am

DT- Welcome to my humble little roof top..



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bardicman 50M

12/9/2005 3:54 am

Wetpanty - What would really be cool would if I peed my name in the snow.. in your handwriting



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bardicman 50M

12/9/2005 3:55 am

Mzhuny - Thanks wunnerful lady.. I enjoy you being here.



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bardicman 50M

12/9/2005 3:57 am

Trav - Send me some more pictures with instructions and captions on how to use them ok.. ROFL



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bardicman 50M

12/9/2005 3:58 am

Luke - Thanks and woohoo that christmas party is shaping up.



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bardicman 50M

12/9/2005 3:59 am

Bunnnnnnnnnny !!! - Thanks for being my friend...



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Valdrane78 38M

12/9/2005 5:00 am

Dude, I just wish you would stop peeing my name in the snow, that is just odd!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


bardicman 50M

12/9/2005 7:48 am

Val - Sorry bud..



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helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/13/2005 11:23 pm

Mmmm.... well that's answered that little question! It's always nice to know these little details!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


woofff 41F

4/19/2006 1:52 am

Hey.
Cool!!!!

Feels,
Woofff


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