Valentines Gift from my Ex-Wife  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
2/15/2006 7:21 am

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Valentines Gift from my Ex-Wife

I never expected the old Meth Head to get me something for Valentines Day.

She did. I am excited about it.

Its a gift certificate for an all expense paid week-end trip to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

Shweeeet !!!!




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fantasylover_05 62M

2/15/2006 11:09 am

ROFLMAO!!!!

NICCCCE!!!

She must love you a LOT!! LOL LOL LOL

Thanks for the chuckle!!


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/15/2006 11:26 am

LMOAO..Don't wear Orange and you might have a chance.


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
2/15/2006 12:43 pm

LOL that's about what my ex would get for me. I really don't know why he feels that way after all I only divorced him , took back everything I owned, and tried to have him imprisoned for not paying his child support. Geez what a sore loser.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
2/15/2006 12:45 pm

BTW next month I will be happily divorced for 18 lovely years.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
2/15/2006 12:54 pm

It says my comments didn't show up, but as soon as I redo them, they will come popping up. I said....

LOL... that's about what my ex would get for me. I don't understand why he doesn't like me anymore. I only divorced him, took back everything I owned and tried to have him imprisoned for not paying his child support. What a sore loser!

BTW, next month I will be happily divorced for 18 years.

(Bard, you can delete this one if the other two come stumbling in here at some point. They probably took a wrong turn and will end up on Trav's blog. I'm sure he will send them this way)

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


TopFisher 63M

2/15/2006 1:07 pm

Bard, here is a site full of appropriate cards for the X..

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replace the dashes with slashes, the underscore with a dot.

Enjoy


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
2/15/2006 1:20 pm

LMAO! Quite funny!


pinkplaytoyz 50F

2/15/2006 2:36 pm

you know it's always the thought that counts...(giggles)


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
2/15/2006 2:44 pm

Just use his weak heart against him.

Wait a minute.... he doesn't have a heart.

You'll think of something.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
2/15/2006 2:49 pm

That's good. LOL

tires


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
2/15/2006 2:50 pm

BTW, I love the fuck tard heart.


bardicman 50M

2/15/2006 3:17 pm

Fantasy - The love of the ex's is sometimes just unfathomable.



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bardicman 50M

2/15/2006 3:18 pm

Oldman - Rumor has it.. After the incident.. Cheney leaked the name of a top surgeon...



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bardicman 50M

2/15/2006 3:23 pm

Ladytoplease, Hey, all the comments are good. Even if they don't count on the list they count because you are my friend. Thats all that matters.



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bardicman 50M

2/15/2006 3:26 pm

Fisher - Thanks alot. I am headed to check that out now.



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caressmewell 53F

2/15/2006 3:33 pm

LMAO and I love the pic too!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
2/15/2006 3:39 pm

Aw, that's kinda nice when you think about it. In fact it gives me an idea. Be generous. Invite the entire Republican Party to join you!



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bardicman 50M

2/15/2006 6:09 pm

Caress - Thank you



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bardicman 50M

2/15/2006 6:10 pm

Rickslovely - Hysterical Kisses ??? I like the sound of that



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bardicman 50M

2/15/2006 6:11 pm

Tires - Thanks man - I appreciate it.



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bardicman 50M

2/15/2006 6:12 pm

Wahine - Hmmmm thats sounds somewhat like a liberal talking



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MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
2/15/2006 6:26 pm

They're making conversation hearts that say fucktard???? I WANT A CASE!


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
2/15/2006 6:56 pm

ROFL BRILLIANT!!!

Its good to be...ME


bardicman 50M

2/15/2006 7:31 pm

MissAnn -



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SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
2/15/2006 8:20 pm

Cheney's lawyer buddy got a heart from his ex, too, which clearly stated... "DUCK! Tard" They're trying to use it as evidence it weren't no ordinary "ax-a-den-tay", as they say down Texas way! *LMFAO*

Solar...


southrnpeach333 50F

2/15/2006 10:15 pm

What a sweetheart!


tillerbabe 56F

2/15/2006 10:49 pm

Wear bright ORANGE![/clor]...wear BRIGHT ORANGE!!!!!


ArealUnicorn 44F

2/16/2006 1:52 am

lol @ bard awww baby....I would say get some body armour but hey we know there isn't enough down there...


dasher121 36M

2/16/2006 5:37 am

Valentines Day Gifts for The Bard from the Dude-

- a sack of midgets dressed like Quentin Tarantino look a likes (that would be fucking creepy!)

- another sack filled with potatoes cut and shaped like erect penis's. WHy? well, why not.

- A Steelers Helmet filled with French Onion Dip, taco shells wrapped in condoms (sorry I broke every shell, but its freaking hard to stuff those damn things into condoms!), nude photos of Larry King in his first drunken drug endused orgy, a paper clip (painted red of course!), and some fur from a random dog that I found froze to death in a puddle of hobo urine. (yuk!)

- your very own copy of FFA porno productions presents: "The Wacky Adventures of Ron ChestCockSmith baridcman

- Oh, and some tap shoes. eh, you never know when you may need some tap shoes.

- and a blow up dolls of bulge and Trav. You can dress them up in funny outfits and take pictures. Or you can.....you know......if thats your thing hahaha.


bardicman 50M

2/16/2006 5:37 am

Barbie - Glad you liked it



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bardicman 50M

2/16/2006 5:40 am

Solar - I am not thinking about accidents. I am thinking that the old man jumped up making the covey of quail noise with his lips, (false teeth in his pocket). It was a set up. The liberals were behind it.



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bardicman 50M

2/16/2006 5:41 am

Peachie - She is my ex for a reason.. Thoughtful gifts like that is but one of them.





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bardicman 50M

2/16/2006 5:42 am

Tiller - You keep posting pics like that and I am going to be wearing something else



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bardicman 50M

2/16/2006 5:43 am

Unicorn - What do you mean there isnt enough down there? I sent you my nude picture in strict confidentiality and here you go talking about how there is not enough down there... Sheeesh..



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SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
2/16/2006 7:05 am

Freakin' liberals - yeah, I can see that, now! What I'd really like to know is where they hid the damned Polygrip? Well, at least with his teeth safely outta the way, he can, at least, still chew - so... he's gotta be doin' better than me! LMAO

Solar...


bardicman 50M

2/16/2006 8:44 am

Dasher - BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I hope those blow up dolls are have 8 ply side walls



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