Things that make you say WTF really loudly...  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
11/14/2005 3:37 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Things that make you say WTF really loudly...

I was dating this girl one time. We were watching Oral Roberts on TV. (the preacher, not a porn)

WAIT!!! STOP THE PRESSES !!!!

Who in the hell would name their child Oral? Did Oral have a brother named Anal? If so, wouldn't it have been so awesome if they preached together.
Oral Roberts loudly states, "Open thy mouth and proclaim Jesus as the way and the truth!"
Anal Roberts Screams, "There is no back door to heaven!!!!!"
Wasn't their sister's name Vaginal?
Damn that was one screwed up set of parents when it came to naming there children. "Hi, we are Mister and Mrs. Roberts. Meet our children, Oral, Anal, Vaginal, and the little asshole of the family, Rectal.
Rectal Roberts, hmmmm, Didn't he invent a thermometer and marry that little rich girl Kegal?

Have you ever wondered what kind of classes they teach at Oral Roberts University?
Clit Licking 101
Cock Gobbling 101
Advanced Deep Throat




I am not dead yet


caressmewell 53F

11/14/2005 5:30 pm

LMAO!!


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/14/2005 8:00 pm

Rimming and Crouton Making 101

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


courtland2005 48M

11/14/2005 8:35 pm

Jeez Bard! Thanks for that. After all this Katrina bullshit, I needed a laugh, but won't we go to hell for even thinking this?


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
11/14/2005 9:42 pm

i was clever this time... i put the diet pepsi down before i started to read.....

Virtue Alone Ennobles


MaggiesWishes 60F

11/15/2005 12:15 am

<spit coffee>
Not as careful as Miss Krissy, but next time, I'll be more prepared!
LMAO!


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
11/15/2005 4:55 pm

Can I sign up for advanced deep throat? I am willing to do my homework also


tillerbabe 56F

11/16/2005 12:08 am

OMG! You are killin' me!!! LMAO!


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

11/16/2005 6:07 am

LMFAO! Like the new pic - DT


bardicman 50M

11/16/2005 7:11 am

Caress -

Spinman - I guess I will have to post the crouton story someday

Courtland - I am glad something I did was able to put a smile on your
face. Thank you for letting me know that this day was not
Useless for me.

Krissy - Step away from the drinks...

Maggie - Sorry sweetie, send me the bill for the keyboard....

Silhouette - Hmmm, Donald Sutherland... Thanks

Bella - Damn Girl, Do you have any idea just how much homework there
is in an advanced course...

Tiller - I do know mouth to mouth and the hinelick maneuver if you
need

DT&5 - Thanks. I will be glad when you 2 get nice and settled back
I am missing both of your blogs... 2 on one site. That will be
handy considering the blinding speed of this site......



I am not dead yet


digdug41 49M

11/16/2005 9:02 am

roflmao you are too much bard I love it

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_Zone_Master 54M
244 posts
11/16/2005 7:17 pm

Oh man LMAO, Cheers for the atletics dept. of the big O


wife4stranger 57F

11/16/2005 8:00 pm

Oh gawd........you are a hoot! I love it........


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/17/2005 7:17 am

ROFLMAO

Absolutely beautiful post

My favorite courses were Cumparative Anatomy and Orgasmic Chemistry


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


online69n 51F

11/20/2005 7:41 am

I'll take
"food sex"
and
I'll go both ways!

Remember girls.....
sex is the best exercise
and just imagine if we
exercise while we eat...............

great post--laughter makes u live longer&healthier!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 10:28 pm

Is Oral's wife named Annie?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


Become a member to create a blog