The Real Deal  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
2/28/2006 2:25 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Real Deal

Ok, for those of you who read Dreams Can Come True. (For Young Rich Doctors) and wish you knew the real story I will 'fess up with it now.

I picked her up at the airport, we were thinking the same thing. Its gonna be as hot as we imagined.

The short drive to the Peabody was quiet but not uncomfortably so. It was more like it was filled with pregnant pauses while we both tried to decide which scenario of a first meeting we liked the most. Several fantasies was flying through my head when suddenly one just felt right. I looked over at her and smiled as I pulled into the parking garage. I stepped out of the car and walked around and opened the door for her. I grabbed her bags and she kicked me in the nuts. I let go of her bags and grabbed her luggage. (damn sometimes I just can't help it.

I offered her my hand and she took it. I offered her my other hand and she accepted. I hoped she would be with me forever now because if she wasn't the nights would sure get lonely since I didn't have hands anymore. (Fer Fucks Sake, I can keep it serious, I know I can)

Sooo, anyway... We walked hand in hand up the tarmac (whatever the hell that is) and into the foyer. (pronounced fwä-yay if you are rich or for-yer if you are a redneck like me) It is the anteroom which still tells us little but it is a funny word too. Kinda sounds like a room where old spinsters hang out.

I want a didjeridoo. Now that is something that I wish I had. Maybe I could get bulging_boy to send me one. You don't know what a didjeridoo is? Well, it is a musical instrument of the Aboriginal peoples of Australia, consisting of a long hollow branch or stick that makes a deep drone when blown into. Now I know Bulge is not from Australia but surely a short swim is not to much to ask from a friend. Hmmmmmmm deep drone.. I think if you went to the didgeridoostore on the internet, you would here the reasons why I think this would be a wonderful sex toy in the bedroom. Seriously listen to the sound clips. Man, if I had panties they would be wet with the thought.

OK. Now where was I, oh yes. I was just walking this exquisite female to the elevator and to our room where we would copulate for hours and then just lie awake in each others arms and talk about what wondrous things the future might hold for us.

Maybe on another day.




I am not dead yet


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
3/1/2006 8:36 am

I've gotta send Vanna over to this one.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
3/1/2006 10:04 am

I KNOW Bulge could get his hands on a spare one! He uses them for wettin' down the sheep.

Solar...

"berrrrroowwwooobzzzzzzrreeeeerrrrroohwwwwwuuabzzzzzzzzzzuuuuurrrooowwahwahwahwahwah"

...that's one of them, in case you couldn't undertand the sound. Tough to imitate a sound - ain't it! *LMAO*


catseyes23 61F

3/1/2006 10:20 am

"didjeridoo.?!" My goodness Bard, whyever would you want one of those? Lol. I remember a fellow in England that was famous for playing on his "didjeridoo.!" ~~~~mmm, am I showing my age? Roflmao. Hope it worked out as you hoped, my friend.

Cats...


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/1/2006 11:54 am

Maybe on another day? WTF?


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/1/2006 3:26 pm

Son I think that shine is eating at your brain.


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
3/1/2006 3:33 pm

On another day? Jet lag is a bitch, isn't it?


bardicman 50M

3/1/2006 4:29 pm

Sweet - I think that low vibrating sound just screams sex toy



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bardicman 50M

3/1/2006 4:30 pm

Wahine - I was not aware that you knew Vanna



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bardicman 50M

3/1/2006 4:31 pm

Solar - ROFL.. I really dont want a used one though



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bardicman 50M

3/1/2006 4:32 pm

Cats - I think I have developed a didgeriedoo fetish. I just need someone to try it out with.



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bardicman 50M

3/1/2006 4:32 pm

Aas - Maybe on another day I will be able to tell the story of the first meet.



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bardicman 50M

3/1/2006 4:34 pm

Oldman - The only shine in here is the one on top of your head. ROFL !!!!!

Luv ya man. Just not enough to tell our story yet



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bardicman 50M

3/1/2006 4:35 pm

MissAnn - Jetlag...Writers Block...going off on tangents...

Whew. Its a wonderful life.



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