The Clapper  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
12/25/2005 1:47 am

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The Clapper

I had a clapper installed in my bedroom. I had to unhook it because during hard body slapping sex the lights kept flashing on and off and making me have seizures.

My girlfriend hooked it back up......

I am not dead yet

caressmewell 53F

12/25/2005 5:58 am


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/25/2005 6:43 am


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/25/2005 7:57 am

That's hilarious! At least you didn't talk of having hard body slapping sex with Trav. Maybe it was you were just smacking his ass? LOL


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/25/2005 9:21 am

LOL Merry Christmas to you Sir. Hope you have many more.

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/25/2005 9:29 am

This isn't related to this post, but...
It just occurred to me that YOU are why I end up humming old Drifters songs after I've been on the internet. took me weeks t realize that.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/25/2005 9:58 am

That was funny Bard...clap on..clap off...clap on. clap off... the CLAPPER....At least you don't have the CLAP....HAHAHAHAHA... **Slides in a wee bit of a silly mood as she skips off to visit another blog....singing the clapper diddie**

Merry Clapper Christmas

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/25/2005 10:00 am

Just the break I needed from all the 'holiday cheer'! lol! Thanks, Bard!

MaggiesWishes 60F

12/25/2005 10:13 am

Bard ...
Life with you must be a "thrill" a moment.
I'd never accomplish a thing for laughing with you!
I so needed this today .....

Merry Christmas, hon!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/25/2005 10:14 am

I would think getting the clap for Christmas would be a bad thing.

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
12/25/2005 10:55 am

lmbao ,merry christmas to you....

SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
12/25/2005 10:56 am


I can guarantee getting the clap from Bard would certainly be FROM a bad "thing"! *lmao*


Sometimes a seizure or two is worth it to her just to see your eyes roll back in their sockets.

Merry Christmas, Bro!


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
12/25/2005 11:49 am

bard babe, you are too much....even more laughs then i got having my hand deep in a turkeys whazzit this morning!!


Virtue Alone Ennobles

DTduzDallas 50F

12/25/2005 1:08 pm

Cool. I'd like to get one of those for the dog.

digdug41 49M

12/25/2005 1:11 pm


roaming the cyber streets of blogland

bulging_boy 49M

12/25/2005 3:43 pm

because during hard body slapping sex...

What the fuck?

Are you shagging Morris Dancers or those Germans again?

pinkplaytoyz 49F

12/25/2005 4:23 pm

Its that strobe light effect!

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/25/2005 5:58 pm

she liked you having a fit then

ArealUnicorn 44F

12/26/2005 4:31 am

Thanks Bardic once again u have put a smile on my face and in my soul just when I needed it....Merry Christmas..and a Happy New Year.

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:14 am

Biggirlz - I think its because she was cruel.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:15 am

Valleyrat - Yes, I agree !!

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:16 am

Caress - I love it when you laugh... such a beautiful sound

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:17 am

SJ - *smile* .. isnt it merry christmas and a happy new year...?

I am confused.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:19 am

Duststorm.. Well, I have decided to break the mold on that whole homosexual episode... I would hate to end up type casted in the real world. .. ROFL

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:20 am

congrats on getting your blog back Oldman

I hope you had a merry christmas and many more to come.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:22 am

Wahine - LOL.. yes the Drifters.. Its my theme song.. sometimes I actually play it to get in the mindset of bringing a smile where one may be needed when I post..

When this old world starts getting you down........

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:23 am

slide - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO never had and hope I never have the clap... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:25 am

Louisa - I am glad you made it though the holidays with flying colours. It can be tough when you are searching. We are alot alike you and I. Or at least we have been through so much of the same stuff.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:26 am

Maggie - I have always tried to keep my partner smiling. I just seem to have always found the ones who didn't like smiling all the time. Heres to changing my luck.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:28 am

I am forced to agree with you Lianna

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:30 am

thank god you didnt laugh your dick on Methodman. That would have been the clunk heard around the world.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:31 am

Solar - Now see.. I think my Lady is totally capable of making my eyes roll back in my head and making me slobber and drool and quiver with out all that strobe light stuff....

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:32 am

If you were a man Krissy, you would not have to use your hand.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:34 am

DT - ummmm .. is it ok if I dont ask....

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:35 am

DIGGERMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

Me insane?
Thats what he said..
I dont think he meant it
Yes he did he can see right through you
Shut up
No you shut up

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:36 am

Bulge - Its called passion buddy.. Just flat out passion.. Hard core passion..

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:41 am

pink - you ever notice in a strobe light things look slower than they really are.. maybe she was trying to prolong the sex?

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:42 am

silky - I think she liked it when I had that viberator affect going on.. She had spent way to much time alone...

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:43 am

jezz nooooooooooo.. You have such a sexy ass I dont want you to laugh it off !!!

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

12/26/2005 7:44 am

Unicorn - I am happy I could be here when you needed me to be here for you.

I am not dead yet

Kimmers777 106F

12/26/2005 7:47 pm

If it's that good, you shouldn't need to open your eyes to see the lights going on and off!

Now, a little applause after the fact is a whole nother story!

TheLilFondler 33F  
2576 posts
12/27/2005 9:04 am

LMAO too funny

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/27/2005 11:19 am

omg..................i am laughing so hard i'm about ready
to scream!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
12/27/2005 7:54 pm

Bardicman ~ I SOOOOOO needed this laugh! (And the unbidden thought arose to my mind, "Is he coming or going? Does he know???) Thanks for making my night! xoxox)

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
12/27/2005 10:17 pm

ROFLMFAOOOOO... can see the neighbors calling the cops...T


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
12/28/2005 8:45 am

LOL,,, you should be lucky she didn't put different colored lights in around the room and turn on some mood music.. you could've been screwing in the middle of a dance floor... T


rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
12/29/2005 11:14 pm

LMAO...that is way too funny

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

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