Sperm Samples, Urine Samples, Fecal Samples, OH MY !!!!!!  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
11/24/2005 10:53 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Sperm Samples, Urine Samples, Fecal Samples, OH MY !!!!!!

Hmm talk about an erotic contest...
[post 149637]
The only thing is it leaves some people out so I am thinking this contest should be fair to everyone.
I like Bella, she is sweet and kind and considerate. She is a caring, feeling, and sexy lady who wants to share a little happiness with all her friends here.
She needs some help.
That is why I am here.

I have decided to give away a pair of my underwear. I will wear this pair for the next three days while this contest is under way. The loser gets them mailed to them in a plexiglass show case.

The rules are simple.

Tell me why you do not want to win my underwear. The person who gives the worse reason for not wanting them is the winner.

There is only one catch.... If I am the lucky winner of Bella's panties.. I will include them with the mailing of mine.....
After I wear them for a week.....


I am not dead yet

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/25/2005 12:40 am

I don't want your underwear because you won't be in them.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
11/25/2005 12:50 am

oh my!!!! is right..

first off, my humble apologies to ms. bella.. we have never met and i would not wish to offend....

my first thought was bellaZmypanties... eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the male of swampass skunk scoot..........nasty (i am sure i will get a slap on the blog for violating some site rule!!!hehhehe fucking loser.)

is that a bad enuf reason not to want them? i can't sink any lower without running the risk of upchucking!

Virtue Alone Ennobles

rm_Mzhineyhole 36F
138 posts
11/25/2005 2:39 am

Oh you are a sick bastard arent you.

bardicman 50M

11/25/2005 3:47 am

DaphneR - After I mail my underwear off I will mail myself to you underwearless

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

11/25/2005 3:49 am

Krissy - God no !! Totally different Bella entirely !! BellaZmypanties needs a cat popped in his ass !!!
Here I am speaking of
Beautiful Lady indeed !!

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

11/25/2005 3:51 am

Mzhineyhole - Yes. cough, cough.

I am not dead yet

MaggiesWishes 60F

11/25/2005 7:23 am

Hummmm... my frist thought was ...
how many "hersey squirts" will there be?
My second thought, was to dismiss my first thought.

I can't be held accountable for thinking as I'm suffering with massive cold all over my body, makes my dyslexia kick into gear.


bardicman 50M

11/25/2005 8:12 am

Maggie - Your first thought made ME gag. rofl
Sorry to hear about the cold weather up there in beautiful NY !!

I am not dead yet

SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
11/25/2005 9:21 am

Sorry, DaphneR, but I don't want to win his underwear (or Bella's panties) because he WILL be in them!

Sheriff Solar...

rm_SultryVirgo 48F
567 posts
11/25/2005 9:41 am

My first thought was "bella, you are stunning!"

My second thought, was pretty much the same as the first.

My third thought was, thanks but I'll pass on potential skid marks from you Bard, and stick with enjoying reading how your mind works.


bardicman 50M

11/25/2005 11:25 am

Solar - Hey I think you hurt my feelings !!!

Sultry - My first and second thoughts mirrored yours......

I am not dead yet

Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

11/25/2005 7:37 pm

I think I shall blow chunks at the thought...lol!

I love you Bard, my King!


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/25/2005 8:13 pm

What kind of marinade are you using? Cajun? Italian? Terriyucki?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

Hippink 35F
4499 posts
11/25/2005 8:33 pm

Hnmmmmm... why don't I want your underwear? Daphne already stole my answer. Ah well. Have her mail you to me afterwards. Commando!

Bring Bella. Leave her panties at Daphne's.

wife4stranger 57F

11/25/2005 9:45 pm

Sorry Bard.......you're underwear would do me no good...they wouldn't fit my skinny little butt now would they? Just fall right off, so what good would they be.......

TopFisher 63M

11/26/2005 1:15 am

I've enough of my own to wash thank you!

Skid marks or not, I'm still plenty busy.

but thanks for the offer....

Joes laundry, dry cleaning and grill!

bardicman 50M

11/26/2005 12:19 pm

Jess - My underwear would make a good barf bag..

Spinman - I tend to make my own marinade....... Mphfff

Hippie - I would bring bella but then you wouldn't pay any attention to me.... Damn you Canadian woman! Are you all hot or what??

Wife - You got a point there. If the underwear just fell right off I could not remove them with my teeth....

TopFisher - When I get rich I will never wash underwear or socks again. Just wear a new pair everyday..

I am not dead yet

Become a member to create a blog