So This is Christmas.  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
12/14/2005 12:09 pm

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So This is Christmas.

bardicman's note: This political satyr is just that. It is not meant as offensive or mean spirited. I know some of you will love it and laugh your ass off. Others will raise an eyebrow. If you want to scream off a rant then firstly, remember you are reacting adversely to humour.. Secondly, Go over to Bloggy Hell and post your complaints there.

Ahhh, here is a nice little Christmas song. When the carolers show up and start singing "So This is Christmas", give them these lyrics. Especially if you live in a "blue" state.

So this is Christmas
Conservatives cry
Cause children are happy
And we want them to die

War mongering Christmas
We all had some fun
Bombing all the A-rabs
And starving their young

Conservative Christmas
Drive my SUV
Right over the homeless
Speed bump them with glee

Conservative Christmas
What a happy day
‘Cause we just stole 4 million
From your 401k’s

An intolerant Christmas
On the colored we spit
And beat them for crimes that
They did not commit

Conservative Christmas
Have a happy new year
Unless you’re a red man
Black, yellow or queer

There’s a new Christmas anthem
On this holiday
For all those who hate us
No matter what we say

A Conservative Christmas
Have a great holiday
Unless of course you’re a liberal
Or a conservative gay

A Conservative Christmas
And a write off next year
Pray for a bull market
And go kill a deer

We’re war mongers
Love no longer
White race stronger
Blah Blah Blah Blahhhhh

© glenn beck 2005

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themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
12/14/2005 1:07 pm

i would laugh my ass off if there wasn't so much truth to it....the best i can offer is a modest giggle.....

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digdug41 49M

12/14/2005 1:08 pm

ah yeah I can see the peeps trippin now off of that one your bound to get somebodies belly here but I liked it,oh btw I finshed my housework lol

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 1:09 pm

Ok, so I'm not one of the complainers.

Satire at it's finest.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

Kimmers777 106F

12/14/2005 1:31 pm

I chuckled just fine. But I think you might need to be the one concerned about the unmarked vans now!

caressmewell 53F

12/14/2005 1:34 pm

*Ahem* cool...

ArealUnicorn 44F

12/14/2005 1:37 pm

Amen to that, although it was funny as hell...

DTduzDallas 50F

12/14/2005 1:54 pm

LMAO Nicely done.

bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 2:00 pm

Kimmers - Just trying to take some heat off you...

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bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 2:03 pm

Krissy - sigh.. ROFL.. Is not

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bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 2:07 pm

diggerman !!! As long as everyone reads it as the satirical piece it is.... Glad you got some homework done. Look forward to the next time we chat.

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bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 2:09 pm

Daphne - Thanks babe.. I was really hesitant to post this because I was afraid that some of the people I call friend would be personally affronted by it.

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demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
12/14/2005 2:12 pm

ditto MissKrissy. I like it. Will go see if any complaints made it to Bloggy Hell about this yet

bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 2:16 pm

caress - ahem.. I will try not to read to much into that...

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bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 2:36 pm

Unicorn - Thanks for the visit. Glad you enjoyed the humor of it.

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bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 2:37 pm

Kitten - I have been afraid to go over there and look If you see Bulge while you are there tell him you havent seen me ok... Please.

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oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/14/2005 3:29 pm

Funny and true.

bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 4:08 pm

Oldman - HAHAHA.. Ya gotta love it.

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pinkplaytoyz 50F

12/14/2005 4:39 pm

I agree with all of the above;its just putting words to all we are thinking; Nobody does it better!

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/14/2005 5:03 pm

Agrees with caress
silky xx

rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
185 posts
12/14/2005 5:15 pm

very funny, but so true in most aspects

bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 5:43 pm

Georgia - I guess my first response did not stick..I like black humour alot.. Dark or dry humor how ever it is to be described.. Thanks for coming over to see me. I miss my AL peeps but it just got to mundane for me.

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rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/14/2005 5:44 pm

Plus I liked the fact that it's a bit of a homage to Lennon.

PS: Do you write for a living? You're good, like on the SJ level of good.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 5:46 pm

Silky - But with the ahems I feel like I am not getting the feedback I need to know what I should or should not post as the mood strikes me. I really do not with to be offensive to anyone. I also know that I can't please everyone but this is a fun place. Ya'lls input helps me keep it fun.

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bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 5:53 pm

Justsex - Thanks for the visit and I hope you make me a frequent stop.

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wife4stranger 57F

12/14/2005 7:23 pm

Most excellent, Bard. Funny as hell, sad that it's so damn true.

bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 7:31 pm

Wahine - No I have never had anything published.. SJ level of good... Damn girl you sure know how to compliment someone.

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norprin5 55M

12/14/2005 7:31 pm

King Nor XVIII

bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 7:34 pm

wife - thanks. Which parts was the truest for you?

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ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
12/14/2005 8:00 pm

a very enjoyable spin on tragedy done sing-a-long style. you put some good form to that. thanks for putting a smile on my face. i gave nods of approval many times while singing through the post.

wife4stranger 57F

12/14/2005 9:05 pm

Well, being a liberal bisexual woman living in Arkansas, all of it resonates.
This part really strikes a cord though:

A Conservative Christmas
Have a great holiday
Unless of course you’re a liberal
Or a conservative gay

I work with far too many like that. Conditions on everything, yet they are the 'good, Christian' ones.

The_Wraith_1969 47M

12/14/2005 9:35 pm

Now, how in the hell did you get that to work? I guess I should have written something similar at the top of my old post that caused all the commotion. Too funny, thanks for the early morning laugh!

tillerbabe 56F

12/15/2005 1:41 am

'Cardi.....YOU are BRILLIANT! wonderful!

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
12/15/2005 3:23 am

Bardicman ~

Did Tiller put you up to this?

Great song ... but I don't think I can sing it at any upcoming gigs (being in "mixed" company and such with folks on "The Hill"); but I surely would be tempted.

Warmest regards,


This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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TopFisher 63M

12/15/2005 3:43 am

I guess I play with too many libs to be humored. There real stips, usually BRIGHT YELLOW are rather hard to ignore.

But they never fail to have a hand out in my direction for money they are not qualified to spend on MY BEHALF!

I really do not mind being the only poster to say, this was a totally classless and condesening post. No matter how much I really do like the other material you create or post.


(I may be on the rag though)

kyplowboy22 61M

12/15/2005 6:17 am

Well I say, I say we seem to have panties in a twist here, son, I say, I say. lmao


online69n 51F

12/15/2005 8:03 am

a man that can speak
the truth
a man
listening to..............

keep 'em coming
and to hell with the

ScopionLoco4U 47M
18 posts
12/15/2005 8:35 am

I must admit! I had a little laugh. Sad thing is it's all true. Hopefully one day, there will be better days.

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
12/15/2005 12:49 pm

thanks i enjoyed that ,it brought a sad little smile to my face at the truth of it

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scottdammit11 53M

12/15/2005 4:13 pm

My blog wants to be like your blog when it grows up.

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
12/15/2005 7:38 pm

It's funny how many different people react to the holidays. I haven't been thinking in terms of US politics lately. Not oblivious; just trying to work at it all from a different angle.

bardicman 50M

12/15/2005 10:40 pm

Snatch - Sorry to lead people to believe this was my own writing. I did not intend that at all. For the smile you are welcome.

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bardicman 50M

12/16/2005 3:08 pm

wife - The two faced drunk on saturday night.. church on sunday mornings... yes they are a problem....

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