Questions that I am trying to answer.  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
8/14/2005 12:29 pm

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Questions that I am trying to answer.

I have finally come to the realization that meeting someone online is far harder than meeting someone at a bar or on the street. I am certain that every lady on here receives hundreds of emails weekly from guys with sculpted pecs and large penises. So how does an average looking guy get a response from someone here? I send out a couple emails but when I read the sincerity that I have typed I wonder how many players out there say the same thing that I said? How do you get the point across that you are not a player and not playing head games just trying to score some quick sex? How do you get the message out that you are not really looking for a one night stand and that you have morals and ethics but you are also into alternative life styles pertaining to sex? I Have been single and sex partnerless for 8 months now because I refuse to fall into the "Bastard Men that only want one thing" category. So how does one convey that they are honestly honest and willing to go the distance and treat a lady like more than a good time? How does mister average looks and average body with exceptional sexual skills and communication skills get themselves out there and known to the dating community? These questions will hopefully be answered soon.

I am not dead yet

SensuousWoman3 55F
3106 posts
8/20/2005 2:07 pm

Well, bardicman, there IS something to be said for beer goggles! LOL! No, I am only kidding. After having read several of your hysterically funny replies on the advice line, I felt compelled to check it out your profile. It is a great read and a rare find. It is sincere without being sappy. Then to top it off was your self-effacing humor that I find hysterical. Your celebrity fantasy with Mariah Carey made me laugh out loud. I’d much rather see someone who can manage to invoke humor in their profile (there’s no humor in mine–but that’s another story) than the one thing I hate ‒“I am a good looking/handsome man blah, blah, blah….” One thing about your profile–your 39–not 109. Take out that middle-aged man part–it makes you AND ME sound old and I’m not going to stand for that!

You are now 8 months single and sex partnerless. I am going to let you in on a little secret–it can get worse! LOL! Why I am laughing, I don’t know–I guess to keep from crying. Listen. I don’t know how long you’ve been a member, but give it a little more time around here. If I’ve noticed your humorous responses, certainly others have too and I have a feeling in person you are just as funny and entertaining. Just give it time. Look at me for example, I’ve given it 43 years! LOL! That cheered you right up, didn’t it?

I couldn’t even possibly begin to enumerated some of your funny answers…..the village in Hysteria, Italy and the Titantic movie with the ice cube over the head? Funny! The self-effacing “I have to be free with myself. I can’t hardly give it away so it would be hell to sell it” very funny again. The curly dick that can remove corks from a bottle of wine and so forth---roaring with laughter. And those are just some.

PS (For the most part, only women with pictures posted receive 100’s of emails a week ‒for real. And that’s not all what it’s cracked up to be either. When you have a minute–read Rdy3Try4’s blog and you’ll see what I mean. Hang in there!)

scarzack 55M
1080 posts
8/20/2005 11:45 pm

I don't feel comfortable with the level of emotion your question portrays, but I find it damn funny when you snipe the straits. I think there are a lot of sensitive people here. Thanks for being funny.

FlatLucky 46M

8/23/2005 12:26 pm

Well, I must say you pose a difficult question, and I guess there is no easy answer. I guess the best thing to say is stay true to who you are, because you don't strike me as the type who wants to be false, and probably couldn't carry it off very well anyway. Just hang in there, and I am sure that someone will get with you who is looking for what you have to give. Also, you talked about the guys with sculpted abs and such. They must not be doing much better or they wouldn't be on this site either I think. So you are not as bad off as you think you are.

34andahalf4U 49M/44F

9/10/2005 1:04 am

From the male half of 34.5 ... just swear off women. really. I've known about 7 or 8 guys that as soon as they call it quits and try to spend time on themselves, some chick comes along and screws it up by being good to him, helping him see those pesky sunsets and then taking him away from all the good sausage parties by marrying the poor slob!

So just go and jinks(gawd, I wish they had spell check on the blogs.ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, SENIOR MANAGEMENT STAFF) yourself; run out in the back yard right now and denounce the half of humans that smell pretty good. lol, lmbo, but wishing you the best of luck...truely.

Wolfind2plz 50

9/10/2005 1:28 am

Ok dorks! Do the math~ 3 to 1! The one of the powers of "womanly". We make things, See? We make 3 pussies to~ every one of your pee-pee's. Then we make wars between nations, men and well, everything.

After that days work is done, We "womanly's" make babies! And I hate to break it this way to you guys, so late in the game, coming close to resurrection, the end of the world, or is it the begining? REEl Me In BOYs~
as I was saying, we planned it that way! It's the "womanly" conspiracy! We hop on top not because your lazy~
We also don't hop on top, just to pound our pussies down harder and deep as can be.
No gentlemen! It's much much more, kinda like two girls make one guy complete~

We plan to be on top of that hot cock as we go about our most powerful, secret, shhhh shhhhh shhhh work~ TO CONCEIVE.

oH SUrely you have heard, propably called a wives-tale? When the woman is on top she convieves a boy~bottom girl.
And we only let that happen, "By Special Appointment~"

Free to concieve a girl. Lucky are the ones who win the little girl lottery.
Well, these days anyway. It wasn't always so. Good thing you guys got over that Heir to the Throne, Namesake, carry on my seed trip~

That Elizabeth chick wasn't laughing her way to the lotter bank, I can tell you that. happyf;

ND Wolfi?*

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
9/10/2005 5:51 pm

Fuck it, man. At least you're still breathing. Seriously though, if you are any where near the man in real life that you are to us here then everyone is rootin' for ya. Sorry they aren't rootin' with ya...yet!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

34andahalf4U 49M/44F

9/10/2005 8:49 pm

Hey wolfi, just curious; you state a 3-1 out nubering of F to M, abd also that two girls make one guy complete...does that mean that you support a man having multiple wives?

rm_Mzhineyhole 36F
138 posts
12/8/2005 3:55 pm

Somehow I think this blog started good but maybe went down hill later.

rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
12/14/2005 11:07 am

yeah Trav I wondered about that too.

rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
12/14/2005 11:23 am

You sort of did ask.

The profiles that interest ME the most...tell me more about the person than what he THINKS that he is like in bed...I can figure out the real deal later if the person interests me...can't speak for other women, though...Your blog posts would get you laid quicker, I will bet, than your profile...they tell me so much more about you...

And if I were a man, the female profiles I would run like hell from start hard is it to find a good man? looking for a family man? Liars need not apply!...etc...sound like trouble waiting to happen to me, lol

It is hard to be original in emails when the sole subject is sex...

Love ya,

(You can come give me advice on my blog to retaliate).

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 7:20 pm

Just be yourself and someone will find you. It's the whole working out of details that's the hard part. Well, maybe not the only hard part ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

0_may_I 52F

1/28/2006 12:56 am

Bard..well this will do, for a start.

hugs & kisses 0_May_I ?

rm_slippery243 56M
87 posts
8/5/2006 5:39 am

I ain't having no luck either through the net. Shit, I guess I'm really fucked up.

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