Ode to Barbfun  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
9/24/2005 10:28 pm

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Ode to Barbfun

Just so everyone will know what kind of a whack job I am dealing with I will show you the history of barbfun and I. It all started when I used Dr. Phil's picture for a couple days while I was posting on the Advice Lines. Get the following email from barbfun.
> Sender: barbfun
> To: bardicman
> Date: Sep 3, 2005 8:51 AM CDT
> Hi....
> Are you that ugly that you can't stand your own pic??? How would you feel if some man had your pic in his profile???
> I think what you did is very disgusting!
> Are you ready to complain now that you can't get any responses from women????
> Well,good luck to you now!!!..I am sure you will get a lot after this-----not!

My first hate mail. I was so proud. Called me ugly and disgusting
I responded with this email
Actually I have already found someone. I am using Dr Phil's picture for a couple days because of the fun I am having in the advice section. Its a joke. I don't really expect anal retentive to get or appreciate my humour. Humour is a form of fun which is part of your name.
Thanks for the email and I look forward to hearing from you again.
Have a nice day.

So sure enough I get a response from mz biatch.
> Sender: barbfun
> To: bardicman
> Date: Sep 3, 2005 97 AM CDT
> > Yes it is a part of my name and I have a lot of fun here but also I don't have to use someone's pic to really have fun. Seems as you have to though.....
> As I said before it's disgusting and wait till somebody will do the same with your pic---Than there will be a real fun for you.---------------------------------------------------

So I am thinking ok. The fun is over with Dr Phil anyway's, no need to really ruffle her feathers anymore than they are so I send back this response.
You are really a funny lady??
Just for you I am changing my picture as we speak. Give me 2 minutes.

I didn't get anymore emails from her from her on the subject. I did watch her post a few barbs on the advice lines. Then came the 9/11 post from 1sweetbitch and barbfun could not wait to sink her teeth in and cry foul because someone posted about 9/11 on the advice lines. Ok, 9/11 is a personal issue for me so I sent this email to her.
> Sender: bardicman
> To: barbfun
> Date: Sep 11, 2005 4:17 PM EDT
> Just wanted you to know that you are a total bitch. Its sad that you cannot allow someone to post a word of feeling or a word of mourning to those that are affected.
> I was going to post a public flame so everyone would know how despicable a low life you are but then I realized. They already do.
> You are entitled to your opinion. I give you that. However I am entitled to mine also and it is my opinion that the word fun does not belong anywhere in your handle.

This is the response I got from her.
>Fuck off!!!! How would you feel if you lost someone there and was contacted by someone name "1sweet bitch" and she would tell you how sorry she is....That's a fucking joke,no respect for those who lost their lives there....WOW--- a most fucking site where everyone is looking to get laid---that tells a lot.If she really meant what she said she would post that somewhere else.
So as I said fuck off and I don't see any respect in her post,non whatsoever.

Now bear in mind that she has accused me of calling her a bitch and threatening her blah blah blah.. Yes I was proud to call a bitch a bitch. So now everyone knows exactly what was said between [barbfun] and myself in emails.
I had her permanently removed from posting on my blogs because she made blatant threats to myself and someone really close to me. I turned them into AdultFriendFinder removed her ability to post. I think I will try to have her ability to post re-instated. It really is fun to watch her in action.

I am not dead yet

Hippink 35F
4499 posts
9/25/2005 12:58 am

GOD, this woman is stupid. She and discreetlube belong together.
I was proud to call an asshole and asshole.
-Hippie XXX

TheSquirtMaster 45M

9/25/2005 1:50 am

Hey bard, I was wondering exactly what happened with you and barffun. It seems she usually only posts in the forum to talk shit about you.

I'm sure you remember that I did a post after the Dr. phil pic about a bardicman mental relief fund. I hope you knew it was only a joke, I thought the pic was funny, and this one with the hair is even funnier, lol. Anyway I went on to talk about Hurricane Katrina and encourage people to donate to the relief efforts and I caught shit over that too. I just don't get some people. I remember seeing several posts asking why America was making such a big deal over the 9/11 anniversary. I replied by saying it is our right to remember, honor, and mourn our people. I knew some people who died in the Oklahoma City bombing (my home town) and I saw, heard and felt the explosion from 25 miles away and had to go into the area an hour after. I will never forget that day and if I want to remember those who died in that event or any other, on the anniversary or any other day, it is my right and people like barffun can kiss my Red, White, and Blue ass!!!!

cute_n_curvy62 54F

9/25/2005 6:16 am

And I say bring back the Terror Peenie ! We love him !!

bardicman 50M

9/25/2005 8:52 am

Squirtman, You could do a serious post slapping me down and I would take it in stride and try to see the merit in what you were saying. You are one of those I respect. Yes the OC bombing is yet another tragedy that shall live in our hearts forever.
Cute.. There is a terror peenie post just for you. Since everyone can plainly see the threats I made against barbfun (sigh) he is on a covert mission up north...
Hippie, I guess I never sent the emails to you so you could see for yourself, sorry.. ILY SC my PB!!

I am not dead yet

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
9/25/2005 11:06 pm

perhaps swampass, swampass8 and swampassmobile should form their own group.. they can invite derfdickhead and muzby to be founding members... any suggestions as to what the group would be called?
cheers all
the wicked bitch of the north island.. (vancouver island for those of you who don't know which island)

Virtue Alone Ennobles

rm_slurrpee6969 46M
1 post
9/26/2005 2:35 am

Greetings Bardicman! Thy wisdom, wit, & appreciation for the promotion of free expression is to be commended! Hats off to you O professor of diplomacy! With calculation & patience, you POLITELY & slowly peeled off each layer of bullshit to expose her for the true raging bitter CUNT that she displayed herself as. The beauty of it all, is that any damage she incurred, all came out with her oral diahrea.
HEY BARBFUN...I guess you really shit in your own bed huh? What's
it like to give yourself a "nasty-sanchez?"
Really, the world needs a limited amount of these assholes like barbfun...
it lets the rest of us know that "hey, I guess I don't have it so bad after all!"

Keep up the good work Bardicman!
ps. AdultFriendFinder approved your pic? That's AWESOME!

rm_spinmeback 50M

9/26/2005 6:05 pm

Then there's that spinmedown guy.
Whatever happened to him?

lurv2licku 51M

9/27/2005 11:42 am

Yup, womans a fuckin' psycho. Guess i'll draw her fire now....I can't wait.

SensuousWoman3 55F
3106 posts
9/28/2005 12:38 am

I am glad you posted these emails in your blog. I wondered how it all began. If she didn’t like you posting with Phil, she could have expressed it TACTFULLY in an email to you or reported you to AdultFriendFinder. Gees, don’t some people have better things to do with their time? How would you like her for a neighbor or a co-worker? Yikes!

Re: 1SweetB’s post. When I’ve lost someone through death, I didn’t care what their name was–I didn’t even care if I didn’t even much like for the person offering the sympathy. If there have been past differences, out of respect, it is time for at least a temporary cease-fire and conduct yourself with benevolence. I didn’t have a pile of condolences sorted into 2 separate piles: “Like the Name” and “Don’t Like the Name.”

Sympathy is sympathy, regardless of a name, the way in which a person is dressed, or whether or not he has only 3 teeth. Only a first class ass would look down on anybody who offered a word of condolence–it would be the height of ungraciousness. I think 1SweetB’s post was very appropriate. The AdultFriendFinder advice line is a “community” as such--just like real life. I would find it hard to believe that there aren’t any AdultFriendFinder members residing in New York City, Washington, D.C., the U.S.A. and overseas that were not affected in some way by the terrorists attacks.

If anyone showed a lack of respect that day ‒it was she. Too busy trying to hook-up I guess than to take a few minutes out for reflection.

rm_barbfun 59F
4 posts
10/1/2005 12:29 am

Wow! An Ode to me.....how nice of you,thanks.
I did not accuse you of calling me a bitch,you did and it's all here.
Next time use your brain before you call someone's bitch.
Thanks for monitoring my use of the advice line,that's nice of you.
But you won't see any posts of mine(besides some advices).Why???
Because when an adult has an opinion of his/hers own but depends on the opinion and tastes of others is a slave.And I am not.
Sorry to disappoint all of you but I didn't change my profile and I won't do that.I am not hiding either but you know that.
I am sorry that fun doesn't belong anywhere....Guess what? So doesn't Barb.ha ha he he.
BTW I don't think the action I called "get rid of swampass's" worked.
Sorry again,seems as no luck for you guys.But keep working on it.
P.S If we form a group,it will be called "Swampass's failure"

Seems to me as you're spending way too much time on me.Relax.Stop writing, start ignorig because I don't give a shit what you all think or say.

luckywithladeez 49M
266 posts
10/2/2005 2:37 pm


At times I think the kids (young and old) pursue this type of dialogue just to get your dander up. And when they (and their confederates) and you get caught up in this waste of time game, it only eggs/excites them on.

As I stated before, there are very few things in life that I won't tolerate, and terrorism, especially the WTC and Oklahoma City terrorist acts, belong right down there in hell's lowest recesses with the extermination camps of Auschitz, in demonstrating mankind's inhumanity to his fellow man.

Fortunately for you, the whack job that you are dealing with has no confederates, and is neither intelligent, nor very clever.


potemkin57 40G

10/4/2005 1:55 am

dear lucky,
i beg your pardon, but i am from the " Auschwitzzproducercountry" i am a "youngfellow" of the Nazigeneration. but can i be guilty 4 what has been studid by my greatfathers generation? how is it about million and millions childs how died nameless year by year. nobody make 4 them a party...

TechSteve 49M

10/19/2005 6:01 am

It is against the TOUs to post a pic of someone else other than yourselves. If it is somebody who is known, it wont take long for somebody to turn you in.

Recently, somebody switched their profile pic to George Bush and they posted a joke question in the advice lines.

I thought it was funny, but I told him in the advice lines it is against the rules and that is one rule they will enforce. I wasnt going to report it though. I would never e mail the member and tell him that either.

rm_Mzhineyhole 36F
138 posts
12/8/2005 4:18 pm

Hmmm strange this woman

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 8:35 pm

Spock alert!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

woofff 41F

5/2/2006 8:55 pm

Are laughing at someone in this post.

You are clearly not playing fair, Bard.

You are playing to the audience.Is a trifle pathetic and completely human too.


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