Nameless Posting oh What the Hell  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
11/25/2005 11:53 am

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Nameless Posting oh What the Hell

I have to title for this post,
No thoughts inside my brain.
Just a need to type some crap,
and promote my corpal pain.
No names to post to show some wit,
and to beg you all come see.
Just a random typed out poem,
what the hell is wrong with me?
I'm not depressed or on the edge
I hate to be a bore.
is this post just because
I'm an attention whore?
Probably not cause if it was,
I would do it with more flare.
My roommate just cut a big fart,
probably stained his underwear.
I live with him and his three kids,
And sometime 2 of my own.
I should get a place to myself,
A place I could call home.
I never have no privacy,
and I don't mean to be rude.
But with 3 to 5 kids a running around,
I can't cam in the nude.
Sorry ladies, what can I say,
your world I could rock.
If ever alone I found myself,
Then I could show you my cock.
but then again I might refuse,
to show myself at all.
The rumor would then be confirmed,
that the bard-man is quite small.
I dont care about my size,
for as relativity stands.
It would look pretty fucking big,
to a woman with small hands.




I am not dead yet


Valdrane78 38M

11/25/2005 12:39 pm

Excellent!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


digdug41 49M

11/25/2005 12:41 pm

rofl OOOOOh bardicman ya got me with those last few lines

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


caressmewell 53F

11/25/2005 1:07 pm

lmao!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/25/2005 1:17 pm

Blah huh? Blah? You spend most of the day and all of the night with me and you feel blah the next day? See how you are? MEN! <---generalization

ROFL...you are just going to have to get over the fact I don't have small hands.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
11/25/2005 2:02 pm

Amen to that, Brother... But, I'd keep the "lid" on that one closed. The ladies are gonna start gettin' suspicious if you ever DO start cammin'! Know what I mean?

Solar


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/25/2005 8:10 pm

I was pretty bummed out that bleh wasn't on the mood list, too.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
11/25/2005 9:30 pm

Bard...

i enjoyed and was inspired by your post.....so much so that i had to write about it......and despite what everyone says....and i do mean everyone.....i think you're a good guy.....(lol)


wife4stranger 57F

11/25/2005 9:51 pm

Psssst....hey Bard......I have small hands....


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/25/2005 10:51 pm

I laughed ... I cried ... I belched

That was beautiful Bard


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/25/2005 11:16 pm

good work bard! i'd write more, but i've got to google "techniques to make my wifes hands smaller".

tires


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/26/2005 10:36 am

nameless blogging may not denote
an attention craving whore
its just a sign you really need
to post "okay, maybe just one more"
there's just one thing that it can mean
(at least the last time I looked)
the sad truth is the need to blog
has truly got you hooked.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/26/2005 10:42 am

um, I have small hands but guys that say they have small cocks usually have MONSter ones, so yes I am calling you a liar.


mysteriesofme 44F

11/26/2005 11:43 am

Thanks for the smile.


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