Nameless Posting oh What the Hell  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
11/25/2005 11:53 am

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Nameless Posting oh What the Hell

I have to title for this post,
No thoughts inside my brain.
Just a need to type some crap,
and promote my corpal pain.
No names to post to show some wit,
and to beg you all come see.
Just a random typed out poem,
what the hell is wrong with me?
I'm not depressed or on the edge
I hate to be a bore.
is this post just because
I'm an attention whore?
Probably not cause if it was,
I would do it with more flare.
My roommate just cut a big fart,
probably stained his underwear.
I live with him and his three kids,
And sometime 2 of my own.
I should get a place to myself,
A place I could call home.
I never have no privacy,
and I don't mean to be rude.
But with 3 to 5 kids a running around,
I can't cam in the nude.
Sorry ladies, what can I say,
your world I could rock.
If ever alone I found myself,
Then I could show you my cock.
but then again I might refuse,
to show myself at all.
The rumor would then be confirmed,
that the bard-man is quite small.
I dont care about my size,
for as relativity stands.
It would look pretty fucking big,
to a woman with small hands.

I am not dead yet

Valdrane78 38M

11/25/2005 12:39 pm


BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!

digdug41 49M

11/25/2005 12:41 pm

rofl OOOOOh bardicman ya got me with those last few lines

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

caressmewell 53F

11/25/2005 1:07 pm


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/25/2005 1:17 pm

Blah huh? Blah? You spend most of the day and all of the night with me and you feel blah the next day? See how you are? MEN! <---generalization are just going to have to get over the fact I don't have small hands.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
11/25/2005 2:02 pm

Amen to that, Brother... But, I'd keep the "lid" on that one closed. The ladies are gonna start gettin' suspicious if you ever DO start cammin'! Know what I mean?


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/25/2005 8:10 pm

I was pretty bummed out that bleh wasn't on the mood list, too.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
11/25/2005 9:30 pm


i enjoyed and was inspired by your much so that i had to write about it......and despite what everyone says....and i do mean everyone.....i think you're a good guy.....(lol)

wife4stranger 57F

11/25/2005 9:51 pm

Psssst....hey Bard......I have small hands....

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/25/2005 10:51 pm

I laughed ... I cried ... I belched

That was beautiful Bard

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/25/2005 11:16 pm

good work bard! i'd write more, but i've got to google "techniques to make my wifes hands smaller".


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/26/2005 10:36 am

nameless blogging may not denote
an attention craving whore
its just a sign you really need
to post "okay, maybe just one more"
there's just one thing that it can mean
(at least the last time I looked)
the sad truth is the need to blog
has truly got you hooked.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/26/2005 10:42 am

um, I have small hands but guys that say they have small cocks usually have MONSter ones, so yes I am calling you a liar.

mysteriesofme 44F

11/26/2005 11:43 am

Thanks for the smile.

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