More epic Attention Whoring......  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
11/12/2005 6:03 pm

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More epic Attention Whoring......

So travelingintexas thinks that he is the man.
He can drop a few more names in a post than I can.
But can he do it with flowery poetry
And make sexy [blog bella_] say "Oh My, ooo weee".
He's got the vote of utmost sympathy,
But he don't have the breasts of barbiebunny
I am in a good mood so I won't slap him around
I leave all my light work to my friend spinmedown
And speaking of the Spinman and all that he's got,
Is there a romance brewing with uvannahumpalot
Why is [blog straightten2002] feeling so neglected?
When I look at her I am fully erected.
She's a beautiful lady that I'd so love to spoil,
And rub her hot body with warm baby oil.
But I am a man so I'd come far too quick,
And feel like albertprince, with a drill in my dick.
That picture was wrong and it hurt me like hell.
I need someone to come over now, and caressmewell
Its good that justcallmeDT will not roam,
But I was so ready to yell, "DT phone home"
five_rides_again, has decided to stay
That made me smile, Dear God am I gay?
Naa I am straight because my penis comes alive
When I see the sweet rack on frogger1995
And my sweetest fantasy will always be there,
Yes I mean you, my little [blog hippie_square]
Oh, I would eat cherry tomato's for fun.
With that wonderfully, sexy, sweet sunneyone
And another hot blogger that leaves me erect,
That blog masturbating tillerbabe and her "Soul Architect"
Wow to Kentucky's finest, shot of bourbon for the soul.
I don't mean Jack Daniels, I mean [blog mzhunyhole].
The competition is thickening, no need to be coy,
I just shit my pants, thanks to him --->bulging_boy
I just left the judge with a tear in her eye,
Who's the judge you might ask, it's [blog sj365].
I really can't wait to hear the butthole burpee,
Of the prim and proper missannthrope.
But all of this gas is making me feel so numb.
I'd sniff goddessofbitches' to see where it came from.
With her one eye open and her hidden eye closed,
[blog saintlianna] will leave all holding our nose.
That is if she participates and shows up to play,
efilnikufecin69 may have other plans for today.
Wide eyed [blog daphner] has her eye on the prize,
As a winning performance escapes from her thighs.
The prize for the winner with farts so divine?
A big bottle of beano and expatbrit49
Ok, enough talk, about gassing the trailor
Posted by someone who talks like a sailor.
If your wanting something with a little more soul
You could try a peek at [blog dariuscole]
We should take up a collection for digdug41
His computer went down and thats just no fun.
I hate when my computer goes down on me.
I would like it better if it was themisskrissy
A word to the wise, from rdy2try4
Send a bad email to her and get called to the floor.
If you like Mother Goose taken straight from the book
Head on over to the blog of poet keithcancook
My actively watched blogs now fill a whole page.
Writing and reading is quite the new rage.
With posters like nightstalker172
There always something here exciting to do.
Ok I am defeated, Its getting so damn late.
travelingintexas mentioned 45, I only got 28
So ride, Texan ride, The piper must be paid.
I hope while your blogging successfully
I am out getting laid......

I am not dead yet

caressmewell 53F

11/12/2005 6:49 pm

lmao! I love it! Thank you Bard {=}

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
11/12/2005 9:28 pm

honestly bard is indeedy time you got laid...

Virtue Alone Ennobles

digdug41 49M

11/12/2005 10:12 pm

hey bard that was cool shit man

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

goodsexpromised 53M
8 posts
11/13/2005 12:17 am

amazing... love it hehehehe now go and get laid.. quickly heheheh

tillerbabe 55F

11/13/2005 2:29 am

You are the "WHOREST" of "COMMENT WHORING" thong comes off to you! CHEERS!

ArealUnicorn 44F

11/13/2005 5:15 am

Amazing...that's all I have to say, Amazing

rm_JustCallMeDT 50F

11/13/2005 6:47 am

LMFAO...just hilarious!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/13/2005 9:11 am

I aready played and got a lousy 7.5. How much does that stink?

bardicman 50M

11/13/2005 9:46 am

Caress - Love the compliments

Krissy - I agree, I need to get laid. I wonder if I can start a "Bard to Canada" fund. I have always wanted to be a traveling Minstrel

Digger - You are my hero, Thanks for visiting

Goodsex - Welcome to my rooftop,

Tiller - Damn, if it was really that easy for me to get your g-string off........

Unicorn - Winks to you sweety. I am here for you if you ever need someone to talk to.

DT - I am happy that you are here. Its much better than the alternative.

Nikki - Thanks for the visit. I will add you to my ever growing list of stops in my tour of Blogville.

I am not dead yet

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/13/2005 11:34 am

I'd bow before the master but Trav keeps sneaking up behind me ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bardicman 50M

11/13/2005 11:36 am

Saint - The dismount was a 10. Alas it was not a dismount competition...

I am not dead yet

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
11/13/2005 12:43 pm

You know, I once ordered a bunch of praying mantises from the Burpee's seed catalogue.

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/13/2005 2:25 pm

LOL great post bard!

now i wish i had given the rainbow a higher score.

bardicman 50M

11/13/2005 2:38 pm

MissAnn - Enough with the theatrics.. Fart already

SJ - I dont blame you. It was that french judge. Just make sure that Trav is found guilty of using enhancement drugs........(wink wink)

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

11/13/2005 5:28 pm

DaphneR - Next time he sneaks up on you.... practice for the next "competition"..

Huny - A toast to you and your beauty!!

I am not dead yet

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

11/13/2005 5:48 pm

I just came in so you could start


Always The Bitch

bardicman 50M

11/13/2005 7:13 pm

Lovespell - But you are in my heart Sorry really I had a long list but I got tired and decided I wasn't worthy trying to steal Trav's ATTENTION WHORE Title.......

Trav - How the hell did you get in here? ROFL

Mandy - Snifffffffff, MMMmmmmmmmmmmm.... Ok maybe that is a little sick on my part

I am not dead yet

jim5131 55M
1296 posts
11/14/2005 6:40 am

Hey Bard...I caught you thru a link in DT's latest blog...

..great stuff..had to start the week out with a good laugh...

bardicman 50M

11/14/2005 7:24 am

Jim - Thanks

DT - Thanks for the link.

I am not dead yet

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

11/14/2005 9:41 am

Oh but this bitch as but one request...
ANd that is to taste the very best..
she thinks she may find it on the dick...
Of the man so fondly called Badic...


Always The Bitch

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/14/2005 2:04 pm

Here's another cumment for you

Outstanding attention whoring Bardman

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/14/2005 4:29 pm

Thanks again and Thanks Again, Bard.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/14/2005 6:18 pm

whoo hoo show that attention whore tit is.!!!

Its good to be...ME

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
11/14/2005 7:49 pm

LOL! Very creative post you have written here. I loved it.

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/15/2005 6:29 am

OMG this is hilarious.... Trav has a serious competitor on my watch list now.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

bardicman 50M

11/15/2005 1:39 pm

Luke - Thanks for not singing the Ren and Stimpy song on my blog

Spinman - Your Welcome !! Oh and Castrati initiation is tomorrow at 10

I am not dead yet

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
11/16/2005 6:33 pm

erected, hmmm perhaps thats how you ended up in the sharpener..

stop pinching my butt.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

(Princess Lips)

11/16/2005 7:34 pm

the blog paid..lmao


Hippink 35F
4499 posts
11/20/2005 11:31 am

I WILL always be there.

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