Just Another Day in Paradise.  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
4/27/2006 4:20 pm

Last Read:
5/8/2006 10:19 am

Just Another Day in Paradise.

As I sit here watching her sleep.
My cock longs to slide in her so deep.
Her breasts are full and perky as hell.
My tongue says "Ahhh, was that the dinner bell?"
She stirs on the mattress and beckons to me.
Come Mr Bard, Come get some pussy.
Its been awhile but I will never forget.
The taste of a pussy thats dripping wet.
She spreads her legs and beckons to me.
Come Mr Bard, Come get some pussy.
My mouth on her flesh her sighs in my ear
My tongue in her twat and finger in her rear.
She moans even louder and calls me her dear.
Tells me I am so sexy after a 30 pack of beer. I am down on her drinking the juice from her cup
She tells me I must hurry before she sobers up
I don't care that she's drunk I am filled with elation
My dick poised to enter, SHIT, premature ejaculation
Disappointment on my face, my dick it is spent.
I came, She saw, She laughed, Then went.

I am not dead yet

ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
4/27/2006 4:39 pm

lol - Bard, I hardly think this would be an issue you would struggle with. Hugs to the spent.


bardicman replies on 4/27/2006 7:25 pm:
Hmmm Artistic... I think if you hugged the spent it wouldn't be spent any longer

jadedbabe78 105F

4/27/2006 4:41 pm

Awww, bardi....speaking in rhyme again about your little.....'problem'.

I don't know why you wrote about it, I promised I wouldn't tell about little bardi making his entrance a wee bit early!!


bardicman replies on 4/27/2006 7:26 pm:
I feel much better now that I have it off my chest... Here Jadey, Let me wipe that off your chest.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
4/27/2006 4:45 pm

Quite the uh....."Graphic" artist, arent you?

bardicman replies on 4/27/2006 7:28 pm:
It looked like a fitting pic for my poem Saint.

caressmewell 53F

4/27/2006 4:47 pm


bardicman replies on 4/27/2006 7:35 pm:
Ooops, That one world no woman wants to hear during sex..

rm_mzbitch2u 47F
63 posts
4/27/2006 4:58 pm

LOL...great poem!!!

bardicman replies on 4/27/2006 7:36 pm:
Thank you and welcome to the roof top

EroticaXTC 49F

4/27/2006 5:00 pm

I think if I were she, I would have kicked your ass before I left

bardicman replies on 4/27/2006 7:39 pm:
She tried but she was drunk and swung like a girl

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
4/27/2006 5:11 pm

    Quoting EroticaXTC:
    I think if I were she, I would have kicked your ass before I left
Make that a double!

bardicman replies on 4/27/2006 7:42 pm:
Hmmmm, ok, this is getting serious now.

twirly_girl 47F

4/27/2006 5:34 pm

I knew I shouldn't have left you tied up for too long.


bardicman replies on 4/27/2006 7:49 pm:
SEE... I knew it would come back to haunt me!!

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
4/27/2006 6:13 pm

Damn bardic!!! That isn't a true story is it? LOL!! Of course not, Conservatives don't do such things!!! LOL!!! Hey love the pic, I used in my blog for a post way back, when I was talking about this lovely site!!! LOL!!!!!


bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:16 pm:
That is one of my favorite pics to use when I post one of my "crap" poems

southrnpeach333 50F

4/27/2006 6:14 pm

At least you can keep your sense of ryhme about it.

bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:17 pm:
Yes Peaches, its the Rhythm I have problems with

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
4/27/2006 6:34 pm

Don't know about you, but I HATE when that happens...drunk or not.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:18 pm:
At least when drunk there is an excuse

catseyes23 61F

4/27/2006 6:38 pm

Oh my!


bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:19 pm:
Oh my in a big big way.

Fox4aKnight1 43F

4/27/2006 7:16 pm


bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:20 pm:

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
4/27/2006 7:59 pm


This is turning into a Zucker Abrahams Zucker movie.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:21 pm:
WOOHOOOOO Sounds more like a party I want to attend...

4.. count em $ for me

ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
4/27/2006 7:59 pm

You got the point Bard. Kudo's to you. You do, in fact have a head on your shoulders as well.


bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:26 pm:
Two heads are always better than one.. Well if you use them properly

carebearluv2 41F

4/27/2006 8:57 pm

A perfect example of what can happen when you try to rhyme but very amusing!

bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:53 pm:
I thought it was more what happens when you try to have sex

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
4/27/2006 10:16 pm

And she'll never come back again....

bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:53 pm:
Sigh, And yet she laughed so maybe I dont want her to come back again

romeoMEETSjuliet 51M/51F
162 posts
4/27/2006 11:03 pm

She rings the chat buzzer repeatedly. "Bard! You're blogging in your sleep again! Bard, wake up before more people comment!"

Worst case scenario - Tell her you're both trapped in that concrete bunker until reinforcements arrive from over seas. (Send private message to Bulg asking him to come knocking in several weeks.) Then hope the Little Bard 'rises to the occasion' before the sheep come knockin'.

By then, at least, there will be sheep!

bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:55 pm:
Tired poetry is the best kind.

Today I am even more exhausted.

And where is little bulge peep anyways?

methodman1000 39M
1775 posts
4/28/2006 12:22 am

you need to see Dr 007sexy40plus.....

bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:56 pm:
oooooh, Excellent Idea Method. I mean I already have 4 ass kickins coming I might as well add a fith.

tillerbabe 55F

4/28/2006 1:00 am

Maybe you should buy yourself a cock ring?

bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:57 pm:
I have some of those rubber bands you use on braces. I am hoping to grow into one

rm_papy_ 50F
169 posts
4/28/2006 1:28 am

good morning papyrina

bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:57 pm:
Good morning to you Papy

woofff 41F

4/28/2006 2:11 am

Hey you.


bardicman replies on 4/28/2006 4:58 pm:
I love it when you giggle Ms Woofff.

HBowt2 58F

4/28/2006 2:25 am

I didn't see that coming......Or did I?...........

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:20 am:
Did you have your eye open Hbow?

Babel__Fish 45F

4/28/2006 3:53 am


That was too funny


bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:21 am:
Thanks Babel.

Babel__Fish 45F

4/28/2006 3:55 am

    Quoting HBowt2:
    I didn't see that coming......Or did I?...........
LMAO at HBowt

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
4/28/2006 5:53 am

LMAO...did you at least get her in the face?


bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:21 am:
ROFL Lusty..

Seriously_Real 48M

4/28/2006 6:00 am

i like the last line alot.


bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:22 am:
Yes you liked it.. Cause I was the one being laughed at

MaggiesWishes 59F

4/28/2006 7:10 am

Hey, Don't take so long next time.

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:23 am:
Damn Maggie, Did I get to close?

digdug41 49M

4/28/2006 7:24 am

And all it took of this wonderful stunt was your big prick and her little cunt

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:23 am:

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
4/28/2006 11:03 am

At least you got some... I also hate when they laugh like that! Like it couldn't happen to them!!

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:24 am:
Its a bitch Aas.. Hell if she came to soon she can just go and come again. Life is sometimes so unfair.

NSAAddict 42F

4/28/2006 6:34 pm

LMAO, thanks for the giggle

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:25 am:
Thank you for smiling and giggling

romeoMEETSjuliet 51M/51F
162 posts
4/28/2006 10:00 pm

She says -

In Pig Latin I knew IcmanBard
Who swore he was eternally hard
Too quick with his spunk
His trunk went to junk
This weakness I shall not regard

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:28 am:
HEY!! I never said it was weak

jadedbabe78 105F

4/28/2006 10:22 pm

But, but.....you didn't get anything on my chest dammit!

bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:28 am:
I will just have to try again then huh !!!!

TabithaElectra79 37F

4/29/2006 1:07 pm


bardicman replies on 4/30/2006 11:29 am:
Thank you Tabitha.

_RoSe_ 47F
994 posts
4/30/2006 4:13 pm

LOL...very funny. Sad she didn't stay to see if you rose back up to the occasion...

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