Janis Joplin: Re-Plugged.  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
1/17/2006 7:07 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Janis Joplin: Re-Plugged.

For Krissy.
She wanted me to do something with Janis Joplin. Alas Janis Joplin is dead so I could not do with her what I would like to. Sorry folks, I would not be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

So here it is.. Quite possibly one of Janis Joplin's most famous acappella ever. Brought from the past and into today by me.... For you.


Oh Lord, won’t you give me a good blog topic ?
My friends all have neat ones, I feel like a dick.
Tried to write all my lifetime, but my brain is sick,
So Lord, won’t you give me a good blog topic ?

Oh Lord, won’t you pay, all my bills for me ?
Addicted to blogging, my boss looking for me.
I'm gonna get fired, tomorrow at three,
So oh Lord, won't you pay, all my bills for me ?

Oh Lord, won’t you help me, make a new contact ?
I’m emailing all the women but they wont write me back.
I would prove that I love her when I lick her crack,
Oh Lord, won’t you help me. make a new contact ?

Everybody Sing!
Oh Lord, won’t you give me a good blog topic ?
My friends all have neat ones, I feel like a dick.
Tried to write all my lifetime, but my brain is sick,
So Lord, won’t you give me a good blog topic ?

That it!





I am not dead yet


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/17/2006 8:52 am

Another good one Bard, apparently you do have too much time on your hands!


sexymermaid6956 62F
26390 posts
1/17/2006 10:02 am

once again you prove to me what a brilliant man you are...hanging head as i ponder how too can i be so brilliant..mmmm..ok head up now..smiling there ...i dont need to be..mmm for now ..wow..love your blogs each and every one that i have read...

[]

Seduce my mind and my body


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/17/2006 10:16 am

You are so cool Bard...I love these.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/17/2006 10:18 am

Hi Bard! Whats a acappella?


lovestochat2 46F

1/17/2006 10:35 am

Bardic... you so ROCK!!!


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
1/17/2006 11:15 am

Personally, I'd still rather have the Benz...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


digdug41 49M

1/17/2006 11:56 am

your doing just fine bard

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


safereturns 47F

1/17/2006 12:18 pm

Ever read Pearl? The definitive biography.


SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
1/17/2006 12:33 pm

Well, Bard...

It's good enough for me - good enough for me and Bobby McGee.

Solar...

Excellent, BARD! Krissy will appreciate it...


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
1/17/2006 1:17 pm

i enjoyed that thnaks,


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
1/17/2006 1:44 pm

Trust in me baby.....this is sacriliage. But cool sacriliag

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


bardicman 50M

1/17/2006 2:26 pm

Thanks Trav.. Someday, when my blog grow up.. you know it wants to be like yours..

Someday I will write something as moving as the one drop of water..



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

1/17/2006 2:27 pm

Hinky.. My friend, When I actually post something with substance .... thats when you know I have too much time.



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bardicman 50M

1/17/2006 2:28 pm

Mermaid.. Brilliant

Or twisted.....

Probably the latter



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bardicman 50M

1/17/2006 2:29 pm

Slide - Thank ya babe.. You do good things to ya know..

Thanks for being a good friend.



I am not dead yet


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/17/2006 2:40 pm

    Quoting bardicman:
    Thanks Trav.. Someday, when my blog grow up.. you know it wants to be like yours..

    Someday I will write something as moving as the one drop of water..
You already have many times over...even this comment you make...touched my heart...and tears stream down my cheeks.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/17/2006 2:44 pm

    Quoting bardicman:
    Thanks Trav.. Someday, when my blog grow up.. you know it wants to be like yours..

    Someday I will write something as moving as the one drop of water..
You already have many times over...even this comment you make...touched my heart...as tears stream down my cheeks.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


expatbrit49 62M

1/17/2006 2:49 pm

excellent I sang right along

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/17/2006 2:55 pm

LMAO


rm_Bct2Esi 50M/50F
1375 posts
1/17/2006 3:06 pm

well once again, sittin in awe of you, dang why can't stuff like this come to me? brilliant

hugs and smiles


bardicman 50M

1/17/2006 3:14 pm

Saint - a cappella.. singing with out musical accordians.



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

1/17/2006 3:16 pm

Loves - Thanks...



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bardicman 50M

1/17/2006 3:17 pm

Hot1 - You are sooo materialistic....



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bardicman 50M

1/17/2006 3:19 pm

Diggerman.. cut me a bass beat.



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oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/17/2006 4:35 pm

Damn sir you are a great one.


boydcounty 67M

1/17/2006 4:36 pm

Now I got that in my head and can't get it out. Funny story - several years ago I was in a cafe in Catlettsburg, KY. Two old guys were sitting at the table across from me. One says, "Hey bubba, I just found one of the best woman bluegrass songs I ever heard of on the juke box over here." So he gits up, puts a quarter in the box, and Janice belts out "OH Lord, won't you buy me a Mercades Benz". I almost choked!!!!

-boydcounty-


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
1/17/2006 7:41 pm

All hail Janis....they just don't make em like her anymore. **sigh**

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


romeoMEETSjuliet 51M/51F
162 posts
1/17/2006 7:52 pm

    Quoting bardicman:
    Saint - a cappella.. singing with out musical accordians.
Think of all the treats you can buy with the royalty checks!

Janis Joplin played the accordian? Never seemed like the poka type. Hmph.


catseyes23 61F

1/17/2006 7:53 pm

Good as always, Bard. A good read indeed.


MyRealLoverOne 46M

1/17/2006 8:14 pm

Very good one!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
1/17/2006 8:49 pm

Ha ha, very clever of you bard! Good one!

Blog On!


rm_hardwiremike 54M

1/18/2006 2:59 am

(As sung by Janis Joplin...)

Oh lord won't you give me a big 12 inch clit
then I could just slide it between my big tits
I'd screw all the porn queens and even Brad Pitt
So lord won't you give me a big 12 inch clit...

HAHAHA! (sorry.... LOL!)


rm_SableCicada 40F/36F

1/18/2006 4:14 am

Simply adore Janis, what a great woman, songwriter, and poet. Great post

The sultry Cicada


bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:15 am

Safe.. No I haven't.. I probably should.



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:19 am

Solar.. You know I just want to see people smile.. sometimes the politics of blogging just make me turn around and say why ...... Why cant we all just be friends and make people happy and not be jealous of someone else because the look better or write better or what ever. Hell I am the ugliest person in blogville but I am not jealous of your sexy ass.



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:24 am

Papy.. Thnak you for you continued patronage to my humble roof.



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:26 am

Ladytoplease - Sacriledge I tell you.. Plain, Pure and simple. But thats what I do..



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bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:32 am

Expat - Thanks bro. I try to keep it real



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bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:33 am

Hink.. That could get painful..



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bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:37 am

BCT - probably because there are too many intelligent thoughts in your head.



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bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:39 am

Oldman - no sir, You are the great one.



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bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:41 am

Boyd - ROFL.. and I thought Arkansas was bad.. Well it is but.. At least they dont call that bluegrass....



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:42 am

Pixie.. No they dont.. She was one of a kind. She looked good nude too



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bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:46 am

RomeoMEETS juliet.. I just want money for twinkies.. Did I say accordian ROFL.. I wonder who would be the first to catch the word accordian instead of accompaniment.. I should known



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bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:47 am

Catseye.. Thanks sweetie. I am glad you enjoyed it.



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bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:50 am

Loverone - Thanks..I appreciate that.



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bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:51 am

Keith - Thanks man. When my blog grows up it wants to be like yours

Blog on Brother.



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bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:52 am

Sexyfit - But not as beautiful as you..



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bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:53 am

Hardwire - BAHAHAHAHAA I love it.. that was good.



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bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:55 am

Sultry Cicada - Yes she really was a fabulous person. Its just a shame that she died so young..



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header1979 37M
507 posts
1/18/2006 8:05 am

Hey, Bard, Brilliant, just fucking brilliant. I am a Janis Joplin adict. When I get a few drinks in me at a party, I do Janis imperonation. I need the drinks to get her whisky voice. This and Me and Bobby McGee ar my two best.

Maybe it is too much to imagine but I am doing your version in my Janis Joplin voice.

Header.


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
1/18/2006 3:59 pm

peeking in .... the blog....thanks hon!!!

Virtue Alone Ennobles


bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 6:44 pm

Header - No.. its not to much to imagine.. Really..Its ok.



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bardicman 50M

1/19/2006 8:46 am

Krissy - Your welcome !!!!!!!!!



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rm_mu_tiger_ 60M
61 posts
1/19/2006 6:45 pm

Bard - I couldn't help but sing along with you on that one! Janis Joplin was a talent! Too bad the drugs got her at such a young age!


bardicman 50M

1/19/2006 10:43 pm

Tiger - It really is a shame that drugs have taken so much of our talent from us.



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

1/19/2006 10:59 pm

gueststar4more - thankyou.. and welcome to my humble rooftop. You are always welcome here. *bows*



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