It Was a Dark and Stormy Night part 3  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
12/6/2005 8:56 am

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It Was a Dark and Stormy Night part 3

CHI CHI CHI CHIA... Damn he has to shake that tune out of his head fast. He kisses her little bush, much like a man diving head first into the rain forest. His tongue snaked out of his mouth much like a frogs only his tongue wasn't long and sticky. His tongue was flat and soft and wet so really his tongue just kind of slinked out of his mouth like Bunz slinks out of the shower. He gently licked her swollen lips and tasted the honey of her desire. Like Winnie the Pooh he delved deeper and deeper into her [blog mzhunyhole]. His tongue plowing into her pussy like KPB on a John Deere tractor would plow into a bean field. She moaned a little and looked down at him. "Say my name", She moaned. "Say my name bitch"! He parted her hair and looked up at her and in a MUFFled voice said "Mphmmmmmph". "I didn't hear you, say it again", She commanded. "Oh God JESS", he cried. He pulled her down to him and lay her across the floor and resumed his trek into her nether regions. Her back arched as his fingers slid into her like she was a bowling ball and he was throwing a big hook. She grabbed his hair and tried to pull his face into her but it came off in her hands because he was bald and was wearing a toupee and the moisture from the storm had weakened his Hair Club for Men glue. She tossed it aside much like all the women in my life have just tossed me aside. Like yesterdays left over bar-b-qued tuna fish casserole. Instead she grabbed his ears, like she was drag racing a Harley and pulled his face into her. (Well not really IN but you know what I mean.) Luckily his ears didn't come off.

As his middle and ring finger slowly fucks her wet pussy, his mouth finds her little pleasure button. Ooops, that was a button off her blouse so he spits it aside, along with a hair ball, and dives in again. His lips gently brush over her clit and her body quivers like Santa's belly, which quivers like a bowl full of jelly. The intensity of his hand and fingers increase as the storm outside intensifies. His tongue is lashing out and striking all around her clit much like the lightening that is striking all around Bulgey's Blog cause God is pissed about Say a prayer for me now!. She starts to writhe and moan. Moaning like Helen Keller singing the blues... Wailing out a pound of sound. Finally, he sucks her clit into his mouth and his tongue is circling it like western settlers used to cirlce their wagons during an Indian attack. However at this point he is thinking that a little "scalping" might not be a bad idea. At least a little hot wax or a razor or maybe some scissors. Her body is writhing, writhing like a maggot in hot ashes. Thunder crashes over head as she screams out like Jamie Lee Curtis in a bad "B" movie like Halloween 1. She removes her hands from his ears as her thighs firmly grip him in place. She comes. Like the flood waters streaming down the streets she just lets go. Its his turn to gurgle now and gurgle he does, just like a backed up toilet he gurgles, as he fights to drink her ambrosia. Her body contracts and un-contracts and contracts some more as her orgasm owns her. Her back arches so high she looks like she belongs in Saint Louis, again she screams like a banshee in heat. Wave after wave of sheer pleasure wash over her like the high tide washes over the beer bottles left on the beach after a party at [blog luke69iner].

Finally, she can take no more and she takes the sides of his freshly vagina slimed head in her hands and pulls him up to her. "I want you inside me more than Expat wants to live in the land of naked, horny oriental girls", She exclaims. She reaches down and takes his penis in her hands and notices it is limp. Thats why she took his penis in her hands. If it would have been hard she would have taken his cock in her hands. "Sorry, I have not quite reset after that tremendous blow job", he offers as an excuse. She sighs and exclaims "Aarrrrgh".
albertprince Boiinnnnnnggggggggg

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hippie_square Deja Vu !!!!!

bardicman Gosh Durn it !! What the heck are you doing in my blog. I am trying to tell a darn story here.

albertprince Well she said Haarrrrrrrr.........

bardicman No she didn't!! She said Aaarrrgghhh. Now get out of here you darn attention whores and let me tell the story. Fuck it.. Now I have lost my train of thought

sister_act_4_you Well you all know what this means....
TO BE CONTINUED.......




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SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
12/6/2005 9:35 am

Ain't it GRAND - when a woman treats you like her own private BITCH... DAAAYYYAAAMMM! Speakin' of trains - this girl sounds more like a cargo container ship caught in a freakin' hurricane!!!

Solar...


DTduzDallas 50F

12/6/2005 9:36 am

lmaoooooooooooooooo...this is hilarious! I still haven't gotten over T's whitey's and the chia pet from yesterday.


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 10:51 am

I wish I could have heard Helen Keller sing



You are such a name dropper!

LOL


MaggiesWishes 60F

12/6/2005 12:25 pm

Ya'sir, ther Bard ... indeedy ya've dun and caught the "wordywordvirus".
Ya's know, aint's no real cure fer it too. Dun and seen it happen, ya just go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and .....
Yelp, most southern's git it ... i'ma thinkin ya sliped over the boarder for this one.
It takes a real southern ... long time to get to the point, any point. Yelp, ya my kind of storyteller.

::kickin' shoes off to sit a'spell, cane rocker tiltin' and a'waitin' for the next part ya be a talein' ::


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
12/6/2005 12:44 pm

Still LMAO!


kyplowboy22 61M

12/6/2005 3:54 pm

just dittin' aquiverin' to hear the rest, hurry up! lol

kpb

PS: hope your eyes get better.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/6/2005 4:42 pm

Sweetheart...if those women fixed you barbequed tuna casserole, you are WAY better off that they tossed you aside.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/6/2005 5:23 pm

damn son you do have a way with words


bardicman 50M

12/6/2005 7:21 pm

Solar - I love being a private bitch.....

Hell I wouldn't mind being a public bitch



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

12/6/2005 7:27 pm

DT - Its the Chia Pet in Travs Tighty's that is really scary...



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bardicman 50M

12/6/2005 7:28 pm

Bulgey - Nyuuuugh, wwwaaaaaahhhhh waahhhhhhhhh nyuuuuunyuuuuuuuuu
A pound of sound for sure.



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

12/6/2005 7:33 pm

Maggie - Yep, been down here in the south fer pert near all my life. I reckon that way of speech is kinda like almost normal..



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bardicman 50M

12/6/2005 7:34 pm

Darius - Ok breathe a bit now.. please your getting all red.



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bardicman 50M

12/6/2005 7:36 pm

KPB - Damn my eyes.. I don't think they will get better. I think its like you said. No Cure



I am not dead yet


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/6/2005 7:44 pm

*blinks* did he say vagina slimed head?

rofl


bardicman 50M

12/6/2005 7:53 pm

Daph - Have you ever smelled BBQ Tuna Fish Casserole.......



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bardicman 50M

12/6/2005 7:55 pm

um Wetpanty--- do you know what happens to women that are stunned around me???



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bardicman 50M

12/6/2005 7:56 pm

OLDMAN - I dont think I have gotten away with anything yet...



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goddessofbitches 41M/33F

12/6/2005 8:04 pm

LMAO....that's great...

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/6/2005 11:32 pm

Uh, I'm.....just, um, speechless. You took the words out of my mouth!


tillerbabe 55F

12/7/2005 12:09 am

You're so fuc'in funny... I'm getting "hot"


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/7/2005 1:13 am

"Moaning like Helen Keller singing the blues... Wailing out a pound of sound"

Oh My Me, I have tears in my eyes I laughed so hard at that ... I mean that's wrong I can't believe you said that.


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/7/2005 1:17 am

WOO HOO!!! Party at Luke's place I'm there

Wait ... Fuck that's my place ... Hey quit going through my stuff ... Penis enlarger ... err what penis enlarger ... um I was just holding it for a friend ... it's not mine honest


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/7/2005 1:20 am

We now interupt your regular broadcasting to bring you this important cumment whore announcement.

Open casting call for Bloggy World The Unreality Story: A Real-time Interactive Dysfunctional Sex Odyssey

So far the female cast members are:
caressmewell
[blog DaphneR]
SensuallyKatey
wetpantyslut2
[blog 1hotwahine]
silhouette2005
impish_pixie
Passionatelove70
saddletrampsk
frangipanigal
[blog 36specialk]
pinkplaytoyz

Ladies can join the cast by signing up at my casting call post for ladies
Welcome To The Casting Couch Ladies. Who Wants To Be A Star.

The male cast members so far are:
[blog luke69iner]
weineroftheworld

Gentlemen and Not-so-gentlemen can join the cast by signing up at my casting call post for men
Open Casting for Bloggy World The Unreality Story


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/7/2005 1:20 am

Here’s a fun view of the cast so far.

Open casting call for Bloggy World The Unreality Story: A Real-time Interactive Dysfunctional Sex Odyssey

So far the female cast members are:
caressmewell DaphneR
SensuallyKatey wetpantyslut2
1hotwahine silhouette2005
Passionatelove70
saddletrampsk

36specialk pinkplaytoyz

Ladies can join the cast by signing up at my casting call post for ladies
Welcome To The Casting Couch Ladies. Who Wants To Be A Star.

The male cast members so far are:
luke69iner weineroftheworld

Gentlemen and Not-so-gentlemen can join the cast by signing up at my casting call post for men
Open Casting for Bloggy World The Unreality Story


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


bardicman 50M

12/7/2005 3:43 am

SJ - oh YEEAAAA You know what I am talking about..,,,,,,



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bardicman 50M

12/7/2005 3:44 am

Mandy - I lke hugz,

I also like you smiling !



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bardicman 50M

12/7/2005 4:00 am

MzHuny - Thanks and congratulations



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bardicman 50M

12/7/2005 4:01 am

Sisters - Thanks for that and thanks for having such a sexy mouth to take things from



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

12/7/2005 4:03 am

Tiller - Don't make me turn the hose on ya! (well not like that because I am not into the whole golden shower thing)



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

12/7/2005 4:06 am

Luke - I figure no matter where the party starts it will end at your place, sorry about the penis enlarger episode.. I told methodman to quit playing with it...
WOOHOOO Thats a cast of the finest women in all of blogville.



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rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
12/7/2005 5:18 am

i smell an oscar!


bardicman 50M

12/7/2005 6:46 am

Ooops sorry Amish.. That was remnants from the big fart contest over at bulgey's



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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
12/7/2005 1:59 pm

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Its good to be...ME


bardicman 50M

12/7/2005 4:22 pm

Bunny - MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh yea mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm



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rm_Mzhineyhole 36F
138 posts
12/8/2005 4:42 pm

This is a good read very funny.. Coke shooting funny.. Right out the nose..


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