It's not just good its Sonic Good  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
5/9/2006 3:05 pm

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It's not just good its Sonic Good

I am addicted to Sonic© Grilled Ham and Cheese Sandwiches. I don't know why. Two pieces of Texas Toast©, some ham, some cheese, lettuce, tomato, Mayo. Nothing special about it at all but I am addicted.

I quit smoking last September, I gained 20 pounds in 4 months and could not control it at all. I quit smoking almost effortlessly but hell and be damned I could not control my eating habits so I started smoking again in January. I decided I would lose the extra weight and then stop smoking again afterward. I lost 12 of the 20 pounds. From 180 back down to 168.

When I gain weight, it all goes to my gut. Not arms ass or legs. Gut. My manhood is just a scant few inches below my gut but it does not reap the benefits. (unless you count being shaded and overshadowed a benefit)

I tried jumping up and down when I eat to try to drive the food just a few inches lower than my gut. nope. Didn't' work.

Now I am addicted to Sonic© Grilled Ham and Cheese Sandwiches on Texas Toast©.

This all ties in somehow.

Oh yea. I was happy at 168 and falling. I wanted to get down to about 120 pounds just so my manhood would look bigger, find a woman with small hands, and get married.

Now I am addicted to Sonic© Grilled Ham and Cheese Sandwiches on Texas Toast©.
I am also addicted to © it seems.

In a little over a week, I have blossomed back up to 174 pounds.

All because of Sonic© and the Grilled Ham and Cheese Sandwich on Texas Toast©

I saw Richard Simmons© today. He just grabbed my hand and started crying.

I am going to bed for a nap. I think, if I can find my manhood, I will masturbate myself to sleep.


I am not dead yet

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
5/9/2006 3:15 pm

I heard that the weight gain after stopping cigarettes equalizes after awhile. Forget the 12 lbs and lose the ciggies. Kinda hard to see washboard abs through that oxygen tent thingy.

I WANT a Sonic© Grilled Ham and Cheese Sandwich. Real bad. Right now.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 7:54 pm:
Yes Wahine, but where the hell does it equalize?

jadedbabe78 105F

5/9/2006 3:17 pm


I miss Sonic

I miss the Lemon Berry Slushes, the Cheddar Peppers, and the Ocean Waters .

They don't have them out here, lol.


bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 7:55 pm:
Come here Jadey, I shall take you to Sonic©

elbman 41M  
2566 posts
5/9/2006 3:41 pm

<----Was 168 at age 13.......haven't seen it since.

bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 7:56 pm:
Look Behind you Elb!

ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
5/9/2006 3:57 pm

Most people in the world today would sue Sonic... I think masturbating sounds way more fun.


bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 7:57 pm:
But there is no money in Masturbation

rm_truedom2 55M
663 posts
5/9/2006 4:05 pm

"I wanted to get down to about 120 pounds just so my manhood would look bigger, find a woman with small hands, and get married."

I love it...I just fucking love it!

bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 7:58 pm:
Its just a good thing to have goals I think, True.

real36CgirlPA 37F

5/9/2006 4:25 pm

There are no Sonics near where I live, and it's probably a good thing.

I quit smoking a little more than a year ago and I progressively went from around 130 lb. to around 160, which sucked. Now I think I'm back to around 150 and still can't fit into any of my damn pants. Though I do think a few pounds went to my chest and not my gut. I can understand why you started smoking again though. That was my Because getting too big to fit into anything in the closet is depressing. I do live near a Dairy Queen though.

bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 8:06 pm:
There could be alot to say about not wearing any pants.. Especially around my blog

Welcome to my humble roof top

GermanGirl_000 62F

5/9/2006 4:55 pm

Those are the best sandwiches!! There's a Sonic just right down the street from where I work, which is not a good thing especially when I'm having a bad day. I love the onions rings too! Good luck on the quitting smoking.


bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 8:07 pm:
Oh god, the onion rings.

Crap. Now I am thinking 176 before midnight.

Welcome to my humble home GermanGirl.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
5/9/2006 5:10 pm

Dude, everyone knows that people only go to Sonic© for the tater tots© and the Sonic© Cherry Limeaide©. Oh, and the foot-long coneys©.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 8:11 pm:
Try the ham and cheese Daph...

Oh god

clevergirl4U 58F

5/9/2006 5:19 pm

Agree with Wahine. Lose the cigs. On a guy like you, a little belly is NOTHING...

LOTS of sex helps when quitting...maybe a friend there who could take your mind off both the sandwiches and cigs? Convince her it would be volunteerism to save the environment at its best?

bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 8:12 pm:
Excellent Clever, I shall attempt that. I love to smoke after sex so it would have to last a long long long time.

mycin62 54F

5/9/2006 5:33 pm

You know, I actually told my husband the other day, I was going to START smoking so I could loose some weight

bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 8:13 pm:
Its sad but it does work

southrnpeach333 50F

5/9/2006 5:42 pm

Sonic.....oh i love sonic burgers and tater tots....thanks so much for kicking in my craving.....sonic here i come.

bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 8:14 pm:
just dont blame me if you gain 6 pounds.

but if you want to gain 174 pounds......

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/9/2006 6:08 pm

I haven't been 180 since Grade Ten...Mind you, I'm 6'3" tall and wear a size 52 Tall jacket..but sheesh 168 is about the size of my left nut...


bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 8:14 pm:
Lusty... are you trying to say I am a left nut?

twirly_girl 47F

5/9/2006 6:48 pm

LMAO @ LustyTaurus

I love their breakfast sandwiches.

What do you need to see your willy for?

I have small hands, need some help?
*insert evil laugh*
I can't resist helping the needy.


bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 8:15 pm:
And that ball gag would come in handy........

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
5/9/2006 7:41 pm

Don't worry Bard, I like a little treasure hunt when I have sex.
Wahine as for that rumor of ciggie weight equalizing....about the only thing it equalizes to is that of an elephant.

Since lots of sex does help us smokers lose weight and quit smoking, I think we should organize a buddy system. We can chose a partner dedicated to seeing us smokers quit smoking and not gain any excess pounds. Of course, our choices will be limited to someone who lives close and is willing to be available when the urge to smoke arises, so to fact, we may need support groups...five or six partners to work in shifts dedicated to help us quit smokers. This could start a movement....Damn I'm beginning to feel like Arlo Guthrie. The Anti Massacre Smoking/Sex Movement of AdultFriendFinder's Blogville.

OOPS...getting carried away again..sorry Bard. No wonder I can't get anything written on my own blog.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 8:18 pm:
Lady, that is the best idea I have heard yet.

You may be on to something. You should patent that idea, AND put me on the list.

MyRealLoverOne 45M

5/9/2006 9:02 pm

Airn't those the sandwiches they are serving in all the gay bars??? Something about your mention of manhood and Richard Simmons in the same post just seems confusing to me.....oh well...I think I liked you in drag better anyway.....

homo at ya later.......

p.s. are we still on for seeing Brokeback Mountain this weekend???

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:31 am:
Brokeback Mountain.. I'm in.

Well not in like that persay

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/9/2006 9:02 pm

bardicman replies on 5/9/2006 8:14 pm:
Lusty... are you trying to say I am a left nut?

No way Bard...LOL...maybe a wing nut..but I was saying I'll be lucky to see 215lbs again...LOL


bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:32 am:
ROFL Lusty, I am sitting here right now fight the damn urge to drive 2 freaking blocks to sonic.

mangomamiCT 41F

5/9/2006 9:04 pm

a ham sandwich fetish hmmmm that's a new one

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:33 am:
I keep thinking about your sexy hams Mango. This is all your fault. I mean how can I be responsible for my own actions?

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
5/9/2006 9:19 pm

i haven't smoked for 15 months now.. i gained some weight, but i quit whorking up a lung every more smokers cough.. no more freezing my ass off outside to smoke.. there is no smoking in any public buildings, and that includes most bars and restaurants in British Columbia, no smoking in this house.. and most of the people i know that do smoke will not do it in their cars or homes..
think of the higher end gym membership you could buy with the money saved from smoking..
hell bard, think of the HOOKERS!!!!

quit making excuses bardicbaby...


i like the schematics LustyTaurus !!!!!!

Virtue Alone Ennobles

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:34 am:
Can you smoke in gay bars?

Erectile dysfunction not a problem here. My dick died years ago. Luckily, rigormortis set in

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
5/9/2006 9:31 pm

Maybe you should spend more time masturbating and less time eating....

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:35 am:
I agree Art. Masturbation is a wonderful cardio-vascular work out.

OboesHonedIambs 62F

5/9/2006 9:40 pm

Take it from us, Bard - yo-yo dieting is the WORST!

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:36 am:
If my ass could go up and down during sex as much as my weight has since I started dieting...
I think I will stop there.

Ginnung 37M

5/9/2006 9:44 pm

I obviously need to spend a lot more time here. There's a certain raw, painful introspection here that is absolutely fascinating and all too close to home.

And no, I'm not gay either. The homosexual community whimpers a little bit but marches steadily on.

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:37 am:
Gin, Welcome to the rooftop. You are welcome here at all times.

As far as the gay community, you just give them another reason to be all whimsical and teary eyed.

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
5/9/2006 9:54 pm

Are all of the men who live in Arkansas as funny as you???

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:38 am:
Hmm I don't know Goddess, Probably not because I am an implant. or a transplant. What ever you call someone from somewhere else that get moved to another place from the original place from whence they began.

chasingfun27 38M
1108 posts
5/9/2006 10:17 pm

G'day Bardi.
I'm crying with you bey. I don't give a shit about your fat guts, but here in NZ, we ain't got no Sonic, and fuck! you made it sound like we're missing out bad.

When I quit smoking I gained no weight, and that really fucked me off. Maybe you could contact some of your buddies from the last week, I'm sure they'd offer you something to suck on!

Happy 200th post(for yesterday). I hope you're thankful - I didn't wish my Mum a Happy Birthday until a month after the date (thank god someone finally told me about it!).

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:42 am:
Chasing, You New Zealanders have the greatest whacked sense of humour in the world I think. Even better than the stuffy Brits

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
5/10/2006 12:30 am

nope, none of that Sonic© stuff here, at least not in food....

now is that a gud or a bad thing?

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:45 am:
Goddess, allow me to introduce you to MY sonic the hedge hog.

or would that be bush hog....


Seriously_Real 48M

5/10/2006 4:11 am

    Quoting mangomamiCT:
    a ham sandwich fetish hmmmm that's a new one
I was cruising along, thinking of funny and witty things to say, and then happened upon Mangomami's picture.

Holy fucking hell.

I forgot what I was going to say. Nevermind.


(p.s. -- "addicted to (c)" is the funniest fucking thing in this....

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:47 am:
I know EXACTLY what you mean Seriously. That pic is enough to make my hair stand on end. Wait.. Thats not a hair !!!!

If you hold down the alt key and press the 0169 key in sequence you too can become addicted to © §ee how easy it was.

rm_5Hawkeye6 60M

5/10/2006 5:41 am

Look, Man, forget the diet.
Just tell the "Babes" that you're pregnant with a baby elephant,
then offer to show them the trunk.

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:51 am:
Excellent Hawkeye

rm_5Hawkeye6 60M

5/10/2006 5:46 am

Yeah, I know it's old, but the young, dumb, good-lookin' ones
have never heard it before.
They'll love it.

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:51 am:
Ahhhh, so you think I should start dating blondes

want2play926 45F

5/10/2006 10:09 am

Never had a Sonic anything. I live in the hills of PA. We have one red light in the town I live now. We have amish and horse and buggies. Can you hear the excitment in my tone.....? I miss the city....

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 11:10 am:
Well come here and I will take you to sonic.

ticktock500 43M

5/10/2006 12:48 pm

hahaha-a woman with small hands...if you find one, see if she's got a sister

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:56 pm:
Will do Ticktock. More and more men are discovering the joy of a woman with small hands

HBowt2 58F

5/10/2006 2:33 pm

I quit smoking 4 days ago.......any chance of a sandwich...

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 6:58 pm:
You got it Hbow. Good luck on not smoking. The first three days are the hardest is a rather large crock of shit. Everyday is tough but if your mind is set you can do it.

frassy_sass 54F

5/10/2006 5:23 pm

YUM! Sonic Breakfast sandwiches...(stomach gurgles....)

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 7:00 pm:
Don't even get me started on Bacon Egg and Cheese Toasters

GossipJunkie 40F

5/10/2006 6:47 pm

I read a post today (really wish I could remember by whom) that said staring at a nice "rack" for 30 minutes provided the same cardio response as actually working out...something to try...there are plenty of "racks" on this site.

"Dance like nobody's watching"

bardicman replies on 5/10/2006 7:01 pm:
Hmmm, staring at a nice rack while enjoying a rack of BBQ ribs should offset the affects of each other...

reverend21 49M
1913 posts
5/10/2006 8:19 pm

I'm addicted to those cute girls in the tight shorts and roller skates

tillerbabe 55F

5/11/2006 1:38 am

    Quoting MyRealLoverOne:
    Airn't those the sandwiches they are serving in all the gay bars??? Something about your mention of manhood and Richard Simmons in the same post just seems confusing to me.....oh well...I think I liked you in drag better anyway.....

    homo at ya later.......

    p.s. are we still on for seeing Brokeback Mountain this weekend???
Don't you dare start serving those sandwichs to my man! It's hard enough finding his weenus!!! And if I have to share him....use protection for God's sake!!!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
5/11/2006 6:04 am

I miss Sonic.
Haven't my Lemon Berry Slush since I left the south.

bardicman replies on 5/11/2006 2:27 pm:
Well come on down south.

The first several 1000 are on me

rm_chill57 34F
180 posts
5/11/2006 6:52 am


bardicman replies on 5/11/2006 2:26 pm:
Chill, theres nothing to it. If you want to write like me first you have to kill off several brain cells.........

EroticaXTC 49F

5/11/2006 1:27 pm

Dammit!! I was going to do a post on my addiction to McD's double cheeseburgers...seriously...

Oh, here's something for you to munch, me, and 1hotwahine have been tied the past two days at the same spots.....Guess who's in the middle????

bardicman replies on 5/11/2006 2:25 pm:
Oh hell, this has to be a wonderful wonderful day

frassy_sass 54F

5/11/2006 3:17 pm

All this talk of Sonic was too much for me. I gave into the darkside!

I skipped out of my 14 x 80 trailor last night. Reading your blog was too much for me!...I headed to Sonic with nothing on but my Walmart housecoat, flip flops and a Sonic #2 on my mind!

Yeah, baby!double meat with extra cheese and a King Coney with extra chili. Actually it was a toss up...King Coney versus a Frito pie.

As I got closer my hands started to shake in anticipation of those wonderful cheese covered tater tots. There was a bit of remorse that taquitos were taken off the menu so long ago. (sigh!)...

Amazing how technology has touched what was once a little mom and pop business! Credit cards are now accepted! Which is not good. I exceeded my limit indulging on the brown bag specials. (belch)

Maybe Kirsty Alley can help me now as I spiral down the tunnel of obesity.

Bard, more Sonic talk, you silver tongued devil!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/11/2006 6:41 pm

Bard, I can't get the ALT, 0169 thing to work either! My addiction is Burger King Whoppers. I have weaned myself down to Whopper, Jrs. now, so I'm making progress. Sometimes I eat their little side salad, but that's just not livin'! My gut grows faster than my manhood too! That's why I have opted for a penile implant. I got the Deluxe, Kevlar, 3-Speed Vibratory 8" Model. I highly recommend it! 'Had mine done at Mayo Clinic. Mention my name there and get a $50 worth of Sonic coupons!

alphuctup 40M

5/12/2006 3:03 am

LOL! If you find that woman with small hands can you please ask her if she has a sister.

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