Important News Flash  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
11/18/2005 4:55 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Important News Flash


(AP Newswire): Dateline New Zealand:

It would appear that blogville's very own prankster, bulging_boy is very ill. Unconfirmed reports are that he is suffering from:


Donations are being accepted to help pay for his much needed treatment.
I am not trying to pull the wool over your eyes here.
If this is true it is a shear travesty and we need to clip it in the bud. A real woolly situation indeed.

I am not dead yet

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/18/2005 7:10 pm

....*spits out coffee on her monitor laughing** hey can u add a new keyboard i shorted out readin this?? Oh no I mean..thats terrrrible news bardic!!!

Its good to be...ME

caressmewell 53F

11/18/2005 7:51 pm

Hide the herd!

bardicman 50M

11/18/2005 8:37 pm

Further examination proves that it is not hoof in mouth disease....

I am not dead yet

bella_ 47F
4030 posts
11/18/2005 10:46 pm

What is that?? Toxic shock I know but what is flock??

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/18/2005 11:26 pm

Oh, so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bulging_boy 49M


yer all a bunch of baaaaaaaaastards

anyway it was toxic cock... not toxic flock


tillerbabe 55F

11/19/2005 3:01 am

He just needs some "Astroglide"....

bardicman 50M

11/20/2005 2:30 am

Barbie - Just send me the bill. I got ya covered!

Caress - We should work together and get the flock outta here. somewhere safe..

Bella_ - You are beautiful.......

Daphne -

TiT - I just like calling you TiT

Bulgy - Ok I am done using ewe for awhile, I promise you won't be the punchline anymore..... Well for a few days anyways.

Tiller - AstroGlide and some sheepskin condoms......

I am not dead yet

MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
11/24/2005 9:41 am


That was truly, horrifically bad... Thanx! Can I have pun for the road?

From one turkey to another, Congratulations on surviving yet another Thanxgiving!


Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



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