I ain't the Devil and this ain't Georgia  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
12/19/2005 5:20 pm

Last Read:
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I ain't the Devil and this ain't Georgia

Sung to the tune of: "Devil Went Down to Georgia"


Mr. Trav went down to Auckland
He was lookin' for a sheep to shag
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was tired of "body part missing" hags

When he came upon this young man
shaggin on a sheep and shaggin it well
And Mr. Trav jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said boy let me give that ewe hell.

I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a livestock shagger too
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you

Now you shag a pretty good sheep there boy
But give ol' Trav his due
I'll bet a pint of grog
Against your blog
'Cause I think I can shag more than you

The boy said my name's Bulgey
And it might not be quite right
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'll shag more than you this night.

Bulgey grease up all your lambs and get your pecker hard
Cause the sheeps broke loose in Auckland and Travelin's in the yard
And if you win you get this pint of piss that he called grog
But if you lose Travelin gets your blog...

Travelin he unzipped his pants
And he said I get the first stick
And vaseline flew from his fingertips
As he greased up his dick

Then he pulled the ewe back by the ears
And she made sickly bleat
And he said now your gonna suffer bitch
cause Travelin's in heat.

(lots of bleating and baaaa-ing)

When ol' Travelin' finished
bulgey said well you're pretty good old mate
Just sit right down in that chair right there
And watch and masturbate.

He shagged one on the Mountain
made her scream
Ten more in the pasture and made em bleed.
Grabbed up a couple chickens and did em for show
the he looked at the dog and thought
OH Hell no

(Lots of bleating and mooing and clucking and barking)

Travelin bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he tapped that big ole keg
On the ground at Bulge's feet

Bulge said, travelin just come on back
If you ever wanna shag again again
Getting drunk and shaggin sheep..
Now i can call you friend..

He shagged one on the Mountain
made her scream
Ten more in the pasture and made em bleed.
Grabbed up a couple chickens and did em for show
the he looked at the dog and thought
OH Hell no

Music © Charlie Daniels Band
Lyrics © bardicman 2005




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SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
12/19/2005 6:26 pm

Well, Bard - you've obviously taken on another dare, I suppose? Of course, the "animals" will have to be put out of their misery. Ahhhh... That sensual scent of lanolin!

Solar...


rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
12/19/2005 6:32 pm

that's the 2nd time you've put a song in my head bardi.....only this time i have a visual to go along with it.....um thanks...thanks alot


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/19/2005 6:45 pm

Dang it, would you three have a menage a trois already and get it over with. I cant take all the sexual tension between you, Texas and Bulge anymore!!! AHHHHH!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/19/2005 6:49 pm

Laugh, we need to record our own Blogland CD.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


Kimmers777 106F

12/19/2005 7:04 pm

That was positively hilarious! Strike down the beast, dear Bard!

I think I might feel like dancing now!


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/19/2005 7:07 pm

I could so totally hear that song...but with your words. OMG...so f'n funny....

this is where I totally lost it....

"Bulgey grease up all your lambs and get your pecker hard
Cause the sheeps broke loose in Auckland and Travelin's in the yard"...

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


digdug41 49M

12/19/2005 7:27 pm

great parody!I actually like that song

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


mangomamiCT 42F

12/19/2005 7:51 pm

Now I'm upset , you have forever tainted a beloved song of mine . When it plays now I will be envisioning sheep shagging , you evil man you !


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/19/2005 8:09 pm

Hell bard I think Charlie Daniels will be proud of you.

Your sending him a copy right.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/19/2005 8:13 pm

BYTW..daph said there should be a blogland cd have to sell it in adult toy stores Title: SONGS THAT GET YOU OFF AND FUCK UP YOUR MIND.


DTduzDallas 50F

12/19/2005 8:31 pm

LMAO


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
12/19/2005 10:59 pm

(i will try to forget that i just sent a letter to the abuse team about a dog doing story in Articals..ahem..lol)

now i forget already...who gets the blog? still giggling

Virtue Alone Ennobles


bulging_boy 49M

12/19/2005 11:00 pm

Hmmmm...

I got to keep my blog!

Still... it was worth it


2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
12/20/2005 12:10 am

Bard, I believe they're expecting you in Nashville.


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/20/2005 2:04 am

Hmmm....why am I finding myself having to say this so often lately:

Um, Bard? Is this a (not so) silent cry for help? That you wish the ladies of a f f to rally-round, so to speak, and save you guys from yourselves?


ArealUnicorn 44F

12/20/2005 2:24 am

Lets just hope the spca doesnt come round, roflmao....excellent I will never think of that song in a normal way again.


weineroftheworld 66M

12/20/2005 2:51 am

Can we expect the pitter of little bulging and traveling lambs?
This is toooooooo funny.


MaggiesWishes 60F

12/20/2005 4:42 am

I so know better then to have something in my hand, like coffee, when I come to read your posts!

You are too twisted for words... but I love ya for ya sanity that you spread here!

<---- going back to her corner ... and reading her retake of "I will survive" again.


online69n 51F

12/20/2005 8:19 am

hay
old Charlie is gonea stick his fiddle stick in your ass
and try to reroute your brain.......

it was funny
in the sick,twisted way that I imagine u!

....guess the animals need sum 2


bardicman 50M

12/20/2005 12:37 pm

Solar - A dare you say..



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bardicman 50M

12/20/2005 12:39 pm

AmishMystery - One must stop and think... is there anything else I could put in your head...



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bardicman 50M

12/20/2005 12:41 pm

Saint - Only if you are available to join us and teach us and let us take turns spanking you...



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bardicman 50M

12/20/2005 12:47 pm

Daphne - I agree.. All the proceeds from sales of said CD could by me a piece of chewing gum..



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bardicman 50M

12/20/2005 12:48 pm

Kimmers - Strike him down I shall do.. Your honor is safe with me fair maiden !!!



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bardicman 50M

12/20/2005 12:53 pm

Slide - woohoo.. sometimes I want to have myself committed



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helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/20/2005 2:22 pm

Nnnoooooooooooo!!!! LMAO!!! You guys slay me, you really do! Please, I can't sit here and laugh at my computer any more!! The neighbours already think I'm kookie!!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


pinkplaytoyz 49F

12/20/2005 3:25 pm

clever, clever,
I like the way you play!


bardicman 50M

12/20/2005 3:36 pm

digger - You mean you LIKED that song



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bardicman 50M

12/20/2005 3:37 pm

Mango - I am so sorry.... not really because I bet you will smile when you hear it.



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bardicman 50M

12/20/2005 3:38 pm

Oldman - you think he would re-release with my lyrics?



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bardicman 50M

12/20/2005 3:39 pm

DT ;p



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bardicman 50M

12/20/2005 3:40 pm

Krissy - ACK Bulgey keeps his blog



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bardicman 50M

12/20/2005 3:41 pm

Bulge - You are the champion...



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bardicman 50M

12/20/2005 3:41 pm

Trav - Why do you keep sending the checks?



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kyplowboy22 61M

12/20/2005 4:09 pm

Never let a day go by. do ya? lmao...good one here

kpb


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
12/20/2005 5:02 pm

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....I will have to send a friend to read this...lmaoooo I leave him sheep on his desk at work.. last one had velcro gloves glued to its sides..lmaooooo T

T




bardicman 50M

12/21/2005 12:28 am

KPB - I try not too... ??? lol



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bardicman 50M

12/21/2005 12:33 am

Bnkslady - ROFL... I wish I had a live version for you



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bardicman 50M

12/21/2005 12:34 am

36special.. so glad you enjoyed it.



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rm_purrfectpink 41F
67 posts
12/21/2005 8:08 am

Love it! That is soooooooooome funny!


widowsaddiction 47F

12/21/2005 8:09 am

I'm fairly new to blogland, and have a somewhat vague idea of this twisted little menage you, Trav and Bulge have going on. I've read bits of all three blogs, and I have to say, you all freaking KILL me. This is the funniest damn song, and I don't even really know the story behind it. Thanks for the giggles first thing this morning!


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/21/2005 4:56 pm

I sang it as I read it. You did a good job putting the lyrics to the tune. haha. You truly are a sick fuck! LOL Either that or you are jealous that you don't have a sheep to shag! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

DustStormDiva


SingleWarrior 52M

7/29/2006 6:34 pm

Oh... my... gawd

MaggiesWishes just pointed me to this blog entry. *That* was FUNNY!


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