Happy Thanksgiving Day !!  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
11/24/2005 4:04 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Happy Thanksgiving Day !!

For everyone out there who is spending Thanksgiving alone like I am.....This picture is for you.
I know everyone wonders how you can tell, when the turkey is done? When has that little butterball has had all the stuffing it can handle?
When that little pop up thing pops up.
I was so happy with that invention.
I have found that the Turkey is normally finished in time for me to kick back, exhausted, in time for the football games.

HEY!!!!!! I just noticed a Turkey only has one breast and no nipples.......




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caressmewell 53F

11/24/2005 4:57 am

Happy Thanksgiving


bulging_boy 49M

11/24/2005 6:25 am

LOL

I heard that they found a turkey in an old womans skin.

Wierd... but there ya go

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

11/24/2005 6:26 am

Oh yeah!

Happy Thanksgiving!

even tho we don't have it


rm_Zone_Master 54M
244 posts
11/24/2005 6:27 am

Lol, now I'm hungry.
Denver by 8


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/24/2005 6:31 am

Hey! Did you lift the pic from my blog?

It's not that I mind, but credit where it's due if you did.... I credited trav for the knuckledragger pic. If you found it somewhere else, never mind me, then.

Happy Thanksgiving! Oh, and check the item to Google mentioned on my blog please

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


wife4stranger 57F

11/24/2005 7:16 am

Happy Thanksgiving Bard....


MaggiesWishes 60F

11/24/2005 8:05 am

**throws left breast over her shoulder to give Bard's turkey some competition, tweaks nipple for visual effects :op up thermometer:*

Happy Turkey Day!


bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 8:37 am

Princess Actually I found that on bobandtom.com

Damn I thought it would be original here.

Sorry, Now I have to go to your blog and see how bad you out did me with it



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bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 8:38 am

Bulgy - Thanks Bro - Tofu Turkey would probably suck so I am trying a vegemite turkey in honor of your nasty eating habits



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bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 8:39 am

Grayt - Happy Thanksgiving Man !!!



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bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 8:40 am

Princess - Oh yes, HAPPY THANKSGIVING !!!



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bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 8:40 am

Princess - Happy Thanksgiving



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bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 8:41 am

wife - Happy Thanksgiving



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bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 8:41 am

maggie - Happy Thanksgiving



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bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 8:41 am

Sil - Happy Thanksgiving



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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/24/2005 8:42 am

Happy T-Day. Remember, you're never really alone in BlogLand.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


TopFisher 63M

11/24/2005 9:39 am

Ya'll have a great day no matter whre you are ow who you will be with. I hope the day if full of what you desired to be full of.

Me, I'm going fishing for the weekend, Daaum that 's a lot of good football missed!!

Happy T-Day


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/24/2005 11:33 am

happy thanksgiving bardicman!


SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
11/24/2005 11:43 am

Dep. 007...

Hope you washed that turkey down real good, Son! And keep that popup greased...

Happy Turkeyday!

(You got them midgets bedded down? I see Dep. 10-0 is hungry...!)

Sheriff Solar... #069


Myhoneysrooster 68M
882 posts
11/24/2005 12:31 pm

Mr. bardican,
happy thanksgiving to you and thanks for all the great laughs in the past. Please do keep it up. Err the humor that is.


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/24/2005 1:13 pm

Happy Thanksgiving, Bard!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/24/2005 1:20 pm

happy tofuturkey day bard...oh hell..happy tofuEVERYday


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
11/24/2005 5:41 pm

stuff that bird bard!!!!!

ya know i kinda almost like you too...

have a happy thanksgiving... and remember to be thankful for the 3 brain cells you was blessed with... and be thankful you aren't patricknodick... and be thankful that hippie is sweet and patient..and be thankful that you have some really psychotic cyber friends that wish you good mental health someday...

warm wishes from the asylum..

Virtue Alone Ennobles


bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 7:24 pm

Daphne - Mmmmmm not alone... That sure feels like my hand.. BULGY WTF.....



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bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 7:25 pm

Top - I hope you get a good nibble and a couple bites...



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bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 7:26 pm

titsandtire - Thanks man, Happy whoring, I tried to help you some.



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bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 7:27 pm

Solar - Thanks Sheriff, I took that turkey and popped a cat in its ass....



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bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 7:27 pm

Spinman - Thanks Brah! You too. I hope yours is fine and good.



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bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 7:29 pm

SJ - Happy Thanksgiving to you. Thanks for being you and thanks for making a difference in the world. You know what I am talking about.



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bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 7:32 pm

Krissy - Thank you baby !!!

Hey I wanted to thank her.

Well you was too late so I did it.

Bastard ! It was my turn. You posted 2 in a row.

Fuck you, you were to busy playing with yourself.

Shut up.

No you shut up.

No YOU shut up.



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Hippink 35F
4499 posts
11/24/2005 10:30 pm

Oh dear. You're arguing with yourself. Start talking to the turkey, give it a name. I think you should call it Hippie. Then stuff her repeatedly. Tell her jokes so she will be happy and wanna stick around with you a while.
Keep her in the fridge so she lasts longer. Then make sandwiches with the leftovers. I'd say a Krissy, & Hippie Sandwich, with Bardicman in the middle should be quite tasty.

If the turkey tries to get away, pop a cap in her ass.

[size6]HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!


Hippink 35F
4499 posts
11/24/2005 10:31 pm

I wish I was a size 6.
[size6]GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
11/24/2005 10:36 pm

shhhh... nurse rachet will catch you and spank dat ass...

Virtue Alone Ennobles


bardicman 50M

11/26/2005 12:21 pm

Hmmm I think if you keep hippie heated up it lasts longer....
mmmmmmmmmmmm



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