Don't Try this at Home  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
1/12/2006 9:03 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Don't Try this at Home

Never do Crunches or Sit Ups when you have diarrhea.

I am not dead yet

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/12/2006 12:41 pm


Ya durty fecker

I was eating chocolate

lovestochat2 47F

1/12/2006 12:44 pm

awwwwwwwwww......hope you feel better soon...

I'd hug ya but you might be contagious!!


rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
1/12/2006 12:49 pm

OMG...LMAO...that is just so gross.

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/12/2006 12:55 pm

Um....don't lay on the floor near said person either...obviously.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

freetime648 52F

1/12/2006 1:34 pm

Ok That is just too warped even for my sense of humor

xx FREETIME648 xx

caressmewell 53F

1/12/2006 1:46 pm


digdug41 49M

1/12/2006 2:12 pm

yeah bard aint nothing like the hershey squirts to fuck up your day and underwear

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


1/12/2006 3:46 pm

Almost an appropriate situation to post the lyrics to my old song sung as if by Neil Young entitled Gravy Trail.

Ever thought you had a fart only it was more than just a fart?

The gravy trail is is what you then leave behind on your sprint to the commode.

There also is a similar sport you can play by telling jokes to incontinent women.


bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 3:56 pm

Silky - I am sorry ok not really

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 3:57 pm

Loves - If you hug me please don't Squeeze me to hard.

I am not dead yet

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/12/2006 4:00 pm

**...after having just come from Sorcerors shop to visit Bard...she does an immediate about face and off she goes at a rather fast past....she's still mumbling...and holding her nose at the same time....something to the effect...that damn Bard....ewwwww**

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 4:09 pm

Sweet - Thanks. I think.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 4:09 pm

Daph - Obviously.. Especially since you told me you see little people in the picture.. ROFL

I am not dead yet

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
1/12/2006 4:19 pm

Why not? Afraid that turtles would come out of your butt?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 4:19 pm

Jezz - I think that could very well be the problem.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 4:23 pm

Freetime - Ok so what are you saying.. I need to cancel my trip to Germany ???

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 4:24 pm

Caress - Mmmmm I love the sound of your giggle.. Do it again.. oops.. hold on a second.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 4:25 pm

diggerman - Hershey Squirts... ROFL ROFL ROFL

I am not dead yet

SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
1/12/2006 4:44 pm

And after you worked so freakin' hard getting them stains out! When are you gonna learn not to take laxatives after getting "up"?! I'd be ROTFL, but it looks like something already is ROTF! *LMFAO*


BTW: I ain't your friend for sure - now. Heidi Ho, you sick little puppy! *lmao*

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

1/12/2006 4:49 pm

THat would be a wise thing to remember....


Always The Bitch

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 6:10 pm

Solar.. Roll around in the floor.. Really you can..

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 6:12 pm

Mandy Is having a contest. Head over and check it out. I am writing a new book called.. How to spackle your walls.

I am not dead yet

romeoMEETSjuliet 52M/52F
162 posts
1/12/2006 6:56 pm

She says - I read this post to Mr Hanky. He was beside himself. He was falling to pieces. He was running for cover. Aww, hell, he was a mess.

rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
1/12/2006 7:23 pm

I open this up after I returned from the gym and tonight it was crunches......

I just started laughing hysterically over this and when Sprky asked me what I was laughing about I told him, I could just see this happening and ewwwwwwwwwww

Well we both started laughing and he made the hershey squirts comment, now that I cannot see from the tears running off my face and my stomach hurts from laughing.

I am going to make sure that I don't work or be around someone who is sick


hugs and smiles

PailsDiverHonks 55F

1/12/2006 7:45 pm


PailsDiverHonks 55F

1/12/2006 7:45 pm

You do deserve to be number one!

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 7:51 pm

Romeo and juliet... Awee Super.. I will have to check out the joint venture. WOOHOOOO.. Its good when good things happen to good people.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 7:52 pm

Divinity.. Whew? more like eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww ROFL

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 7:54 pm

BCT.. There is definately a right time and a wrong time to do crunches... This hershey squirt comment... Its killing me. I love it.

I am not dead yet

im_curious_4u 50M

1/12/2006 8:24 pm

Ok who here actually belives Bard was doing situps. A show of hands please.

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 8:31 pm

Greeneyes - ROFL.. Actually.. I don't deserve to be where I am but I thank you. I am here because of all you good people out there. I love you all.. I just want everyone to know that.

I am not dead yet

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 8:32 pm

Curious dude.. Hey its possible.. it really is.

I am not dead yet

rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/12/2006 8:44 pm

Yeah right Bard, situp, grab remote, layback does not constitute doing situps or crunches! lol

bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 9:28 pm

hinky... Yes it does.. I channel Surf...

I am not dead yet

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
1/12/2006 11:56 pm

I never do sit-ups or crunches. Full stop!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

TopFisher 63M

1/12/2006 11:59 pm

I must add to the activities those of sexual nature requiring physical strain. Lifting her to your hips?

Maybe I should not mention how scary anal play can be at such times?

ok I won't.

Maybe having sex in general is not a wise activity. I mean what if you sorta had a double explosion? Worse if you are at her place! Doubles the challenge if she does not have spare bedding, or a washer and dryer!!!??

What are the final words from the cockpit found on the black box?

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
1/13/2006 12:02 am

EEEWWWWW....that is too gross to even dignify with a response!

Aww hell, I guess I just did, didn't I?

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/13/2006 12:08 am

Bard thats why I don't exercise It's bad foryour health and any one around.

bulging_boy 49M

1/13/2006 1:42 am


Seeing as you've started blogging personal experiences... I'm gonna.


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
1/13/2006 5:28 pm

More advice....NEVER and I mean NEVER trust a fart. And the older you get the more meaningful this advice becomes.


PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
1/13/2006 10:02 pm

ew! LOL you are certainly a sick fuck!


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