Deliver me for Evil...  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
4/2/2006 7:27 pm

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Deliver me for Evil...

Today I was working on "Deliverance - The Musical".

Sever weather hit.

Marmaduke, a town just north of me was severely damaged some reports say Marmaduke has been trashed. Both highways into the town are closed in all directions.

Deering, a town just south of me has put out a plea for help. There is too much damage and too many injuries for local authorities to handle.

East of me, the city of Caruthersville has been closed.

West of me Ravenden and Imboden took serious damage.

Me, 5 hail storms later I am still here. However, due to air to ground lightening and my curiosity of the wrath the storms are capable of... The first episode of Deliverance shall be delayed.

Sorry to announce... but... I am fine.

I am not dead yet

rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
2110 posts
4/2/2006 7:49 pm

I'm glad all is well with you and the homefront, Bard. Stay safe...



bardicman replies on 4/3/2006 5:56 am:
All is well for me.

Not for some though...

lifeisablast333 53M

4/2/2006 8:58 pm

mother nature can be such a bitch, stay safe...the redneck
But dam, I love to watch a big ole storm.....

bardicman replies on 4/3/2006 5:58 am:
These were awesome little super cells.

Fox4aKnight1 43F

4/2/2006 9:23 pm

hugs Bard its good to hear you are alsight hun

bardicman replies on 4/3/2006 5:59 am:
Yesh, of corshe I am alsight. jush drunk

rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
4/2/2006 9:24 pm

Cocky, aren't you? BAHAHAHAHAHA

bardicman replies on 4/3/2006 6:00 am:
What, me cocky? ROFL

jadedbabe78 105F

4/2/2006 9:36 pm

Damnit sent that shit up here. I felt like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz minus the little dog and cute shoes. Do you want me to blow away? Do ya? You are aware I said 'blow away' and not blow you', right ?

Glad to hear you're still a safe little bardman.


bardicman replies on 4/3/2006 6:01 am:
I am missing a left shoe that was on the front porch Jadey. If its in your yard will you please send it back to me.

kelly402005 52F

4/2/2006 9:51 pm

Well, if you're sorry..... I'm sorry!
I'm here with the rest of you guys!

Lighten up a little man......

bardicman replies on 4/3/2006 6:04 am:
Kel, Babe, If little man was any lighter I would be bardicwoman..

Oh wait.. I read that wrong

SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
4/2/2006 10:28 pm

I think that EMP from the lightning has caused a short in your timing element. That first "deliverance" issue wasn't scheduled for a full two months yet... or did you just forget? Keep yer ass OUT of the weather. Didn't they teach you that when you were younger?

Solar... (out of the clear blue of the Western Sky)

bardicman replies on 4/3/2006 6:05 am:
Solar, I wanna see the tornado that picks me up and takes me to Jadey

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
4/3/2006 12:19 am

So so so glad to hear that you are ok. I saw reports of the weather on the news and wasn't sure how close it was to you.

Wants to know what sky Solar is looking's stormy and rainy here and I know he is close by.

bardicman replies on 4/3/2006 6:05 am:
The closest point was 12 miles. All I got was the hail beat out of me.

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
4/3/2006 6:01 am

Yeah I think it stormed here to last night.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

bardicman replies on 4/3/2006 7:46 am:
You mean you slept through them?

jadedbabe78 105F

4/3/2006 7:04 am

What size are you, Bard and what type of shoe? I ask because I have 8 different shoes in my front yard and not one of them matches....

Would it be the red stiletto?

bardicman replies on 4/3/2006 7:47 am:
Jadey.. 10 1/2 in womens. EE width

jadedbabe78 105F

4/3/2006 8:00 am

holy it's the thigh high stiletto hot pink boot.....

That is the only one of that size.....

Bard! I didn't know you were into drag....learn something new everyday.

bardicman replies on 4/3/2006 9:22 am:
Me into drag? no, I drive slow but I do wear womens clothing.

southrnpeach333 50F

4/3/2006 8:54 am

Woke up to the sounds of the emergency alarms going off this morning. But we only got the remnants. Glad all is well with you.

bardicman replies on 4/3/2006 9:25 am:
whew, I am glad nothing happened there like around here. I think the population is a little more dense.

Damn happy you are safe.

HBowt2 58F

4/3/2006 2:00 pm

Glad you're ok...doesn't nature have a way of letting us know how small we are...

bardicman replies on 4/3/2006 3:58 pm:

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