Damn, There goes the Falsetto  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
11/11/2005 7:54 pm

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Damn, There goes the Falsetto

A short time ago I was going to start my own blogville crime family of Castrati. They were to be known as the Falsetto's. They were going to do battle with the blogville Soprano's and probably the tenor's too but they would never fuck with the blogville Bassist's. The Falsettos...

Alas, due to a swirl of legal crap I have had to disband them. I cut and pasted the phone conversation I had with the lawyer of my lead "whack off" man Micheal Jackson.

Micheal Jackson's Lawyer (MJ: Hello, is this bardicman?

Son of Bardicman ( S O B ): No this is his son.

MJL: May I speak to bardicman?

S O B: Yes hold on.. DAD, PHONE, SOUNDS LIKE A PRICK!

bardicman (: hello.....

MJL: bardicman, this is Micheal Jacksons Lawyer (MJ and I just want you to know that we are considering filing a lawsuit against you for defecation of character.

B: Excuse me, I don't understand..

MJL: You used Micheal Jackson's name in a post in a blog on a sex site. You associated him with a crime family and said he would kill for you.

B: Actually, I said he would whack someone off for me. But what do you mean lawsuit?

MJL: As you know Micheal has been a respected member of the entertainment business for many years. That post could put his entire career in jeopardy. You compared him to a murderer of a crime family.

B: Uh, d00d, If someone that knew Micheal Jackson was to see that post do you really think that they would be stupid enough to take it seriously. I mean its just a st00pid blog on a dating site. Do you really think that people would believe that Micheal was a castrati hit man?

MJL: Well there are people who believe his story that he never molested children.

B: OK, Well you got me there.

MJL: Micheal spends about 20 hours a day on the Internet looking for stuff like this that could make him bankrupt and jeopardize his children's financial future.

B: Hmmmm, do you think that if he spent a few hours a day actually working and earning money he might be able to provide better for his kids?

MJL: That is not part of the question. The question is are you going to stop damaging his reputation or will we have to sue you?

B: You really think that people would believe that Micheal Jackson would be a member of an ADULT website? I mean, I could understand if I posted that on Sesame Street.

MJL: Please quit it with your defecation of Micheal Jackson's character.

B: Shit!

MJL: Yes!!




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caressmewell 53F

11/11/2005 8:49 pm

lmao!!


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

11/12/2005 5:04 am

hehe

brilliant

You write so well

love silky xxxxxxxx


bella_ 47F
4030 posts
11/12/2005 1:07 pm

You are so cool!!!


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/12/2005 2:43 pm

So I don't have to worry about the initiation anymore?
Right?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


bardicman 50M

11/13/2005 10:05 am

Spinman - For you the initiation still stands. I would not want you to be dissapointed.

The anti-spam number for this post is 666.. What does that tell you



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MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
11/13/2005 12:41 pm

LMAO! This is a work of art.


bardicman 50M

11/13/2005 1:40 pm

MissAnn - Thanks sweetie, but the real work of art will be you in the current contest over at bulging_boy



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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 10:15 pm

Damn lawyers.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


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