Changed.  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
5/1/2006 3:19 pm

Last Read:
5/7/2006 2:49 pm

Changed.

She thinks I have changed since I met her
Personally I think that it is true
Before I met her I was lonely and lacking
And most certainly feeling blue
Now I am confidence blooming
A stud muffin wanna be
but she see's my change as a bad thing
and wont give me no more pussy
I wander if I should get depressed
and move to a different state
oh look I have a hard on
I guess I will masturbate
Jacking off is not a bad thing
I cannot see the harm
Actually it has healthy benefits
look at the muscles in my right arm
There is a change that has come over me
A new purpose that has given me drive
While I was happy to be with her
I am happier to be alive
I am not asking for anyone's pity
I can handle the drink in my cup
because I am really not depressed
I just made all this shit up.




I am not dead yet


kyplowboy22 61M

5/1/2006 3:41 pm

Glad to see you lookin' better! lmao

kpb


bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 4:48 pm:
I had my teeth whitened at K-Mart.. yep K-Mart

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
5/1/2006 4:00 pm

I liked the post but the picture is gonna creep me out for awhile Reminds me of someone I know, unfortunately.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 4:49 pm:
Shh Wahine.. I am glad you didnt say the name bulging_boy. But we know who you mean.

caressmewell 53F

5/1/2006 4:04 pm

Is it just silly Monday in blogville?
I like the post too


bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 4:50 pm:
Yes Caress.. Lets Declare this Silly Monday !!!

ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
5/1/2006 4:10 pm

Tag... I got you. I have chosen you as one of my favorite writers to contribute to an ongoing story to be written by chosen bloggers. Please go to travelingintexas and read The Rules of the Writing Game.... Then add your ten cents to The Writing Game... Scenario One. Can't wait to see what you come up with.

Artistic


bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 4:50 pm:
OK, I delved deep into the creative juices just for you

jadedbabe78 106F

5/1/2006 4:40 pm

Well, if you're going to stalk me properly, you have to move dammit!!

Besides, I need your floor waxing expertise` .


bardicman replies on 5/1/2006 4:51 pm:
I would follow you anywhere Jadey

EroticaXTC 50F

5/1/2006 4:46 pm

By the looks of "things", I don't think I want to know what's in that cup!


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

5/1/2006 4:58 pm

LMAO! I love it!!!

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twirly_girl 47F

5/1/2006 5:21 pm

Oh... You shouldn't of said it was made up. It was makin' me want to give you a pity fuck.
*sigh*

Also... I thought you were gonna move to Texas and knock me up?
*shakes head disappointedly*

-Nikki


MaggiesWishes 60F

5/1/2006 6:29 pm

Bardi, can you make sure you gargle next time?
Yea, you are twisted, for sure.
Don't change sweetie, we lub the way ya r.


clevergirl4U 58F

5/1/2006 6:42 pm

You just couldn't help yourself...could you?...a TRAILER headed to a new TRAILER PARK ?! ....after I was building up for biological warfare...and now Daphne has GAS!!!

OK...it's funny


rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
2110 posts
5/1/2006 6:56 pm

That pic skeered me

Kmart ya say? I need to check into that...

And, I wrote about Stud Muffins myself. Had I known you turned into one.............


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
5/1/2006 7:07 pm

where did you get the close-up of john the bathtub ring?

Virtue Alone Ennobles


NSAAddict 42F

5/1/2006 8:00 pm

made up or not... that's some good shit


carebearluv2 42F

5/1/2006 8:37 pm

sometimes you leave me speechless my friend, totally speechless...LMAO!


Hippink 35F
4499 posts
5/1/2006 8:58 pm

Ya, well... Now you know how *I* feel!
You BROKE my heart!!!! We fell in LOVE! Then, it all ended JUST because when you saw me on web cam, I was 300 pounds heavier, hairy as an ape, and had a bigger penis than you.
GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!!!




Hippie XXX


mangomamiCT 42F

5/1/2006 9:41 pm

there is a 1-800 # for your dental problem man !!


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
5/2/2006 1:08 am


~smilez~

~ gitz sum more water ~


woofff 41F

5/2/2006 3:33 am

Dear B

I thought at least one person would've responded to the post itself. Are an entertainer, then my bard...through and through...are funny in a helpless sort of way which becomes all the more ironic when no one addresses the angst behind the words.

Felt,
Woofff


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
5/2/2006 4:25 am

*sees picture and runs away to hide*


rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
5/2/2006 6:43 am

You need to start using that left hand while jacking off so the left arm will match the right arm.

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch


TTigerAtty 62M

5/2/2006 5:46 pm

Women create a lot of depression, don't they? But, I figure that's good for the economy, the stock market and such. A lot of drinkin' is good for the beer companies and the local bars. Big Pharma does pretty well with their anti-depression drugs. Psychiatrists get to counsel and advise depressed men who've been cut off. Lawyers need work too. They get to counsel the angry wives who contemplate and conspire to divorce the no-count, bastard men whom they have cut off. Utilities companies do well when people split up to establish "spin-off" households. The government collects more income tax when men get cut-off and become depressed and are made to file separately.

So, look on the bright side! Getting cut-off and becoming depressed is a good thing for economy. I shudder to think what might happen if women were to suddenly and collectively become satisfied and give men all the pussy they might like. God forbid! There would be peace and harmony, but Big Beer, Big Pharma, Big Utilities, Big Oil, Big Auto, and Big Government would all suffer! So, because of your suffering, my 401k is looking good!

SO, GO AHEAD AND SUFFER!


DIVISION77 39M
8328 posts
5/2/2006 6:58 pm

That's very tight shit, Bardic.

You're gaining street credibility as time passes...

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


OboesHonedIambs 62F

5/2/2006 7:08 pm

You dazzle
us with your story
sparkling words
written sadly happily.

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
5/4/2006 9:29 am

I'm not sure that I can ever believe you again!


woofff 41F

5/7/2006 1:02 pm

She thinks I have changed since I met her
Personally I think that it is true
Before I met her I was lonely and lacking
And most certainly feeling blue
Now I am confidence blooming
A stud muffin wanna be
but she see's my change as a bad thing
and wont give me no more pussy
I wander if I should get depressed
and move to a different state
oh look I have a hard on
I guess I will masturbate
Jacking off is not a bad thing
I cannot see the harm
Actually it has healthy benefits
look at the muscles in my right arm
There is a change that has come over me
A new purpose that has given me drive
While I was happy to be with her
I am happier to be alive
I am not asking for anyone's pity
I can handle the drink in my cup
because I am really not depressed
I just made all this shit up.

Hey you!! Ha! 'she' was probably right in her panic given change in profile, my bard!!!

Giggling,
Woofff


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