Blogville Playhouse  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
11/19/2005 2:03 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Blogville Playhouse

(A special thanks to keithcancook for giving me the idea of a weekly playhouse for the residents of blogville}

Welcome to Blogville's Latest Attraction.
Bardicman's Blogville Playhouse Theatre.

Todays play is an epic story of battle on the high seas. Bravery and chivalry (and a few HOT women) prove to make this play well worth the money you spent to come in and sit down.

The Cast:
travelingintexas is the Pirate "Captain", Jean Luc Dickhard.
expatbrit49 is the "Trusty" Cabin Boy.
bulging_boy is the "Eagle Eye" in the crows nest.

Also Starring : Several of Blogvilles most beautiful women. They really serve no integral part in this production but then again its the women that everyone comes to see....
(and a few other walk on roles)

The lights dim:
The smell of salt water is in the air:
(So is the smell popcorn at 4 bucks a handful)
The curtain slowly opens on the action......




I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

11/19/2005 2:05 pm

ACT 1

bulging_boy Captain, I see a ship on the distant horizon!

DAMN!! The mast of this ship would make a fine pole to dance on.
travelingintexas
hourglasses Now this is what I call a rack. Hey Trusty, what da ya think about this set? I love my plastic surgeon.

expatbrit49 Captain, look out reports a ship on the horizon.

travelingintexas Ahhhh, The British Navy no doubt. Come to exact their revenge upon us for all the and pillaging we have done of late. Harrrrr!!

albertprince uh, when you say HARRRR! It gives me a hard on...

travelingintexas Master Gunner, Load the cannons and prepare to FIRE!!!

tillerbabe Fire? where? where?

bulging_boy Captain, it looks like they are preparing a boarding party.

travelingintexas Harrrrrrrr

albertprince (boiiinggggg)

Mmmmmmmmm

expatbrit49 Captina, (er i meant Captain) they are preparing to board the ship. What shall we do.

travelingintexas Cabin Boy, Bring me my RED SHIRT !!!!!

expatbrit49 Aye Captain, Your RED SHIRT!!! uh Captain, why do you always wear your red shirt when we do battle?

Because he looks so good in red and Damn, I am hot in this photo..

travelingintexas I wear my red shirt during battle for crew morale. If I get wounded during battle I don't want my crew to see me bleeding. By wearing the red shirt all the blood I am loosing from the numerous wounds inflicted on me blend in with the red shirt and all my crew see's is me fighting and fighting. They never see their captain bleeding. If they ever saw me bleed I am afraid that they would become scared and flee from the battle. NOW, BRING MY RED SHIRT !!!!!

(The light slowly fades from the stage as the curtain sets on act 1....)



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

11/19/2005 2:06 pm

ACT 2
(The curtain opens and we see a battle underway on the deck. Captain Dickhard valiantly swings his blade defeating opponent after opponent. His brow is sweaty and he is out of breath but the blood of his wounds is disguised by the RED SHIRT!!!)

travelingintexas Rally boys Rally!! Drive these scourges of hell off of our ship. We shall live to and pillage again.

sj365 HMPH!! Your leaves a lot to be desired!!

bulging_boy CAPTAIN!!!! 2 more ships from the Royal British Navy are coming broadside and preparing boarding parties.

expatbrit49 Captain, 2 more ships!!!! What shall we do now. You are already wearing your RED SHIRT!!!!

travelingintexas Quickly now!! BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS!!!!!

(The light fades. The Curtain drops. The sounds of battle slowly fade.)



I am not dead yet


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/19/2005 6:15 pm

LOL tooo cute!

and just more evidence that trav isnt capable of dressing himself.

you should fire that Eagle Eye guy...he spends way too much time up there looking down women's shirts


SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
11/19/2005 6:28 pm

Most EXCELLENT!!

I think this play sould go "Off Bardway"...

I do hope this is a two act play? I'd hate to have this comment interfere with any saga!

Carry on, my good Bard! Carry on...

Solar


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/19/2005 6:29 pm

LMAO, Bard!

I always wear red underwear so my girlfriend wont see the lipstiiiii.....
never mind

Will there be an Act 3?
"Swashunbuckling on the Poop Deck"

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
11/19/2005 7:22 pm

take me to the kaptain, and tell him why i'm here
i want to stay in your world, while my world disappears!!
-prism (a canadian band)

i hear themiss walked the plank first...

Virtue Alone Ennobles


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/19/2005 7:42 pm

HEY! Just cause they took my eyeball away doesnt mean I cant be in it. Your leaves alot to be desired? So weird, ha.


digdug41 49M

11/19/2005 7:58 pm

roflmao thats good bard I enjoyed that one do some more!

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


bardicman 50M

11/20/2005 2:37 am

SJ - St00pid me, I shoulda cast myself in that part.

Solar - It seems the cast walked off after 2 acts. Something about the current payscale..... Thanks for the term Bardway though. It will come in handy

Spinman - We get the picture.. Damn and that's a visual I really didnt need....

Krissy - If you are wanting to walk on some wood ........

Lianna - Where the hell is the sexy eye? Damn that E.. Oh well he is such a lucky man and I prayers and hopes go out to the both of you.

Digger - Thanks Bud. Just for you the bardway playhouse will remain open.



I am not dead yet


expatbrit49 62M

11/20/2005 8:23 am

I thought we would be doing more , plunder, pillaging, and

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


wife4stranger 57F

11/20/2005 10:21 am

Sitting back.......munching my popcorn........hoping I don't get thrown out for bringing my own instead of paying those rates....*wink*.........waiting for the next act to begin.....great show!


bardicman 50M

11/20/2005 12:51 pm

Expat - More and pillaging.... Look at the captain...

Wife - We Arkansans know how to sneak the popcorn in



I am not dead yet


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
11/20/2005 9:06 pm

Lots of action, but I missed the love story. (it must've gone by too quickly). The surprise ending was shit though.


bardicman 50M

11/21/2005 4:00 am

ROFL Keith



I am not dead yet


header1979 37M
507 posts
11/22/2005 1:01 pm

WOW. Just fucking WOW! Words fail me.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 10:38 pm

Hrm, don't leave those guys out at sea too long

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


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