Back Stabbers Anonymous ....  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
1/4/2006 3:28 pm

Last Read:
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Back Stabbers Anonymous ....


Back Stabbers Anonymous Charter and Bylaws:

....We the people, of the Community of Blogville, in order to form a more perfect chat room, establish friendship, insure community, provide jokes and smiles, promote the mental welfare, and secure a since of belonging and love, do ordain and establish this charter and bylaws for the Back Stabbers Anonymous of Blogville.

1. All are welcome to join. We invite more people in daily.
2. We believe in promoting each other and assisting when people are depressed and in need of a friend.
3. We do not believe in senseless promotion of your blog. We are about the people that write the blog not blog itself.
4. We do not condone the taking of personal information that has been shared and then using it as threats of black mail in order to promote your blog.
5. We feel that making fun of people from New Zealand is a right, not a privilege.
6. We do not condone posting a picture of your flaming red pubic hair and making people play hunt the penis
7. We feel that due effort should be given to help the needy... the poor, the blind, the lame, the sick, the blondes.
8. The official beverage of the room is hereby decreed to be Dr. Pepper.
9. The official food of the room is to be toast.. And anything you can spread on it.
10. We condone the offering of a helping hand, not spending time in the emergency room after said hand has fingers bitten off
11. We condone that we may spend more time with our laptops then we do with our spouses.
12. We believe that big boobs are beautiful, the bigger the better. If you have to order your bras from a special warehouse in the UK, you should be revered.
13. We believe that the more time you spend looking for your penis, the more it'll mean to you when you actually find it.
14. We hereby decree that the official mascot of the room is the monkey.
15. And we hereby decree that the official room motto is "Fer Fuck's Sake..."
16. We hereby decree this organizations belief that we must, "luv others guts".
17. The official flower is deemed the "Blooming Idiot". It needs truth and light to grow.
18. We accept both Hey and Hej as appropriate greetings.
19. We believe farmers are the salt of the earth and providers of this planet, especially to smokers.
20. We will love you even if you step in cow shit with flip flops on.
21. At all gatherings the following refreshments will be available. Twinkies, Chocolate Pop-Tarts, Asti, Wonderbread, Mentos, Dr. Pepper, Marmite, Snickers, Sauvingnon Blanc, Baked Beans, Something on the Barbie, Tim Tams, Whatever the fuck Chocolate Buttons are, On the Border Tortilla Chips, Diet Coke, zingers, and Chuy's Creamy Jalepeno Sauce.
22. Always shit the door when you leave the room.

Give us your tired, your poor, your hungry. We will take your depressed, your lonely, your heartsick. Please keep your shallow, egotistical, self promoting assholes.

© bardicman and [blog Liblonde97] 2006



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rm_SultryVirgo 48F
567 posts
1/4/2006 5:01 pm

I Sultry do swear (how can I not?) to uphold and cherish the bylaws stated forwith. Should I deviate (as opposed to being a deviant which I freely admit I am) from them, then may I never be able to scream out the sun gods name, while in the throws of the 10th orgasm he induced that night. Other then that I can't offer more LOL.

That was good, best laugh of the day thanks.

Sultry


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
1/4/2006 5:29 pm

finally! a place where i will fit it... can the official beverage be amended to include diet dr pepper? if fun can be made of NZ's, how about looking down our noses at aussies?

"Always shit the door when you leave the room." would it not read better if it said shit AT the door? or on the floor?

Virtue Alone Ennobles


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/4/2006 5:29 pm

It's good to be revered.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


kyplowboy22 61M

1/4/2006 5:36 pm

Well done, Sir Bardic. later

kpb


bardicman 50M

1/4/2006 5:41 pm

Thanks Sultry[\b]. You are there !!!



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pinkplaytoyz 50F

1/4/2006 6:03 pm

Can you smell that smell? I think its coming from the Barbie.

Excellent!
I Love Gallant Retribution!
xoxo
Pink


bardicman 50M

1/4/2006 6:05 pm

Hmm possibly Krissy , It could be included in the official list of all things present for gatherings..



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rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/4/2006 6:07 pm

What kind of monkey?


bardicman 50M

1/4/2006 6:07 pm

Daphne... We all know that you just want to be Paul Revered..



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digdug41 49M

1/4/2006 6:11 pm

good stuff!

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


Valdrane78 38M

1/4/2006 6:18 pm

Retort to # 4

Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:21:08 PM): what is htis bullshit about me threatening you
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:21:18 PM): huh?
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:21:35 PM): I have no w heard it from 4 differen tpeople, word going around is , I threatened you about something
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:21:48 PM): i dont have a clue lol
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:21:55 PM): were we there?
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:21:59 PM): I dunno
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:29:05 PM): well this will nto surprise you, **** told me that
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:29:12 PM): then she called me an untrustworthy asshole
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:29:22 PM): lolol
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:29:30 PM): yea..... kettle this is pot lol
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:29:36 PM): that is what I said
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:29:57 PM): she started it by openign her freaking mouth and not having the balls to say im sorry
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:30:09 PM): hell i asked you you said yes and we got over it... no fucking deal
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:30:16 PM): thats all she had to do but shes too proud
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:30:20 PM): well, all I did was hear what it was
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:30:29 PM): OH
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:30:32 PM): now I remember
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:30:43 PM): I threatened to tell everybody abotu Bella
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:30:50 PM): I dunno how that started
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:31:05 PM): lol cuz you told me that but you were joking
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:31:15 PM): well, I only said that to you
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:31:28 PM): so.............how did everyoen else find out
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:31:32 PM): yea i know... no worries... i was never worried about it
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:31:39 PM): shes grasping
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:31:48 PM): no, she wasn't the only person to say that to me
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:32:08 PM): no telling i may have said something about it joking.... dont remember god thats been a month ago why is she bring that shit up now?
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:32:15 PM): hmmmmmmm
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:32:16 PM): dunno
Tom S. (12/29/2005 8:32:34 PM): personally, I say let them think I threatened you, lol, it is funny
Phil Traveling (12/29/2005 8:32:50 PM): yup ill even cower in fear or soemthing to let them have fun lol

Threatened my ass, straight from the horses mouth.

I like my red pubes thank you very much.

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
1/4/2006 6:20 pm

Bard...

Can? you modify 1:

All are welcome to join. We invite more people in daily. We do not invite in those "certain" people (you know who you are.)

And add 5a:

We also feel that making fun of people who are NOT from New Zealand, except for those from Arkansas, is a right, and not a privilege. (I threw that Arkansas thing in here for your benefit, you know. It might help - it might not. I'm not promoting my blog, either... just patronizing. *LMFAO* )

Solar... (Wishin' they all could be California Gurls)

PS: I'm somewhat depressed - but I ain't in need of a friend - not since the suckers I thought were stabbed me in the back. Come to think of it, maybe that's why I'm depressed?! Oh, uuuh, I don't like toast. Well, it's not that I don't "like" it - my toaster don't work and that means I have to cook the damned bread on my BBQ. So, I'm forced to fall back on sour gummy worms... BTW: Speakin' of bread, can you make that 'Something IN the Barbie'? Thanx, Bud. Ya know, I do tell everybody you're a good guy. Don't let me down, here! *ROTFL*


bardicman 50M

1/4/2006 6:21 pm

Ky - Thank you kind sir.. you are the salt of the earth.



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rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
1/4/2006 6:36 pm

*holds hand over heart..which is directly under big boob*

I swears!

n i love yer guts...but but..do i gotta love chia dicks guts too?


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
1/4/2006 6:38 pm

I swear, I swear..psst..Bard.. ya forgot peanut butter and jelly sandwich's...and please may I ask permission to substitute Pepsi instead of Dr. Pepper? Oh..and when is the next meeting called? Oh...and another thing... I love all yer guts and (guts in French = tripes...!! Toboggan = Slide in French...aka..Mystical Mistress

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/4/2006 6:59 pm

I'm with you Bard.

We need more love and less hurt in blogville.


bardicman 50M

1/4/2006 7:12 pm

ROFL Solar.. ROFL... Jeez.. everyone wants to change the rules.



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bardicman 50M

1/4/2006 7:20 pm

SJ - Loving Chia Dicks is optional but not reccomended. They will get you in the end.



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bardicman 50M

1/4/2006 7:24 pm

Holy Toboggan Tripes Slide. You can bring whatever refreshments you want.



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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/4/2006 7:36 pm

I swear... seawr too

Its good to be...ME


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
1/4/2006 7:43 pm

As someone who lives across the road from a ranch and wears rubber thongs every day, I thank you for #20 in particular.

Oh yeah, and if there's any snack money left over, can I get some of that commercial trail mix that has M&Ms in it? It takes care of most food groups, not to mention dessert.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
1/4/2006 7:56 pm

I don't have big boobs, but I am a blonde ... and a revered irreverent ... and devoted to the Bloggers. Will this do?

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


Lins2000 47F
1492 posts
1/4/2006 8:32 pm

I love marmite!

Lins xxx

[post 2033726]I dare..do you??!!


Sorceror07 54M

1/4/2006 9:01 pm

cool, looks like i can just be myself here

i'll have a piece of dry white toast, and my brother here will have 4 broiled whole chickens and a coke.

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_Blue_Leopard 43F

1/4/2006 9:33 pm

I'm with Slide on the Pepsi thing...


Kimmers777 106F

1/4/2006 10:09 pm

Oh, bring back the Prez picture here!

I lift my baggage and cross my heart, and vow to protect our food goodies to the end.

Gosh, I suddenly feel compelled to rewrite something musical.


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/4/2006 10:28 pm

No 20 is dear to my heart as well wahine!

Its good to be...ME


bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 5:15 am

Digger.. Hey... you are with it



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bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 5:16 am

Oldman - Its all about the people sir. That all its ever been about since I have been active.



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bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 5:19 am

Pink - Thanks for the link on your blog.. That was very sweet of you.



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bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 5:24 am

Barbie - You are a charter member.. please dont swear... Something about the way you say it kinda make me want to invoke ......

#23. 60's style free love



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bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 5:25 am

Lianna - Preferably the spanking kind of monkey ...



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bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 5:27 am

Hot1 - Hmmm I need to look for that trail mix. I havent seen it yet. I did eat yogurt last night.. Ok Yogurt can never be addad to the official snack list.. I just couldn't get in a party mood with yogurt.



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bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 5:30 am

Ahhh Miss Safira[/], Please refer to number 30 on my 100 list. It will explain your situation more fully. But yes... Welcome aboard.



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bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 5:32 am

Sorceror - We love being ourselves. Please no faking it allowed.. Well, unless you are a woman trying to make me think I am good in bed.



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bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 5:33 am

Blue Leopard.. Well it seems like we will have to add pepsi to the official snack list then.. Welcome to my humble little rooftop.



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bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 5:37 am

Kimmers - I never said I was the president.. We are an autonomous group. We are self-governing with respect to local or internal affairs. Hmmm.. Why am I thinking Monty Python here and who just turned me into a newt ??



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bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 5:39 am

Barbie - BARBIE !!!!!

#20 is for all the women who plod in the pasture with flip flops on.

Foot fetish anyone ???



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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
1/5/2006 8:52 am

*stands in line waiting to join*

But can we please have something else to drink besides diet coke and dr pepper? Like Mt. Dew and Pepsi, and ice tea and most definitely water.

DustStormDiva


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
1/5/2006 10:09 am

Hej

I do solemnly swear to continuously supply BAA (hey, that's the sound of a sheep!! ) with jumbo jars of Marmite, Chocolate Buttons and website addresses of UK bra warehouses. In return, I shall accept the pledged vow to love my guts!

Yours forever,

Spakkette Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
1/5/2006 10:12 am

Apparently I now think Stabbers starts with an A... I'm feelish really sheepish now...

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


rm_Blue_Leopard 43F

1/5/2006 11:37 am

Well, I've been here before, O Bard of Blogland it's got a nice view


rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
1/5/2006 12:17 pm

oh thank heavens a place for us blondes to come and hang out, would you mind one more joining?

mind if I bring some puffed cheetos?

I have to also ask....."shit the door on your way out" ROFLAO as bulg would put it...for fucks sake

thanks for the laughs

hugs and smiles


bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 12:19 pm

Hell I don't know Trav, I was too busy staring at her picture.



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bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 12:21 pm

Dusty - It does look like Pepsi has been added to the official beverages. Why are you standing in line? Arent you already in?



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papyrina 51F
21133 posts
1/5/2006 12:22 pm

can i join although no boobs but an ass that makes up for it


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 12:22 pm

Helga - BAA ??? ROFL .. You are hereby promoted to honorary blonde.



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bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 12:23 pm

And also Helga, Since you are comment whoring I will let you know that the last person that felt sheepish around Bulge.... Well... They got felt.



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tillerbabe 56F

1/5/2006 12:25 pm

Can I drink merlot, smoke cigarettes and wear my Bunking gear?


tillerbabe 56F

1/5/2006 12:26 pm

Oh and..make fun of Trav? (You guys are up too damn late!)


bardicman 50M

1/5/2006 1:12 pm

Leopard - Thanks... I am thinking of installing a Asti Spumanti fountain right over there......



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TheLilFondler 33F  
2576 posts
1/5/2006 2:03 pm

altho i dont have big boobs LMAO i like it LMAO... *will never be revered LMAO

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


DTduzDallas 50F

1/5/2006 3:31 pm

**snickers** Gotta love # 6


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
1/5/2006 4:45 pm

Do I actually have to enter the chat room to become a law-abiding member of this here cult?

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


Kimmers777 106F

1/5/2006 7:47 pm

Yagottalikit - ABSOLUTELY!

In the meantime, I'll be enjoying Twinkies by the fountain.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
1/5/2006 8:07 pm

    Quoting bardicman:
    Dusty - It does look like Pepsi has been added to the official beverages. Why are you standing in line? Arent you already in?
YAY! I am already in and didn't know it! YAY

DustStormDiva


wife4stranger 57F

1/5/2006 8:19 pm

Knocking on the door, asking if there is room for a little ol' blonde from Arkansas....sorry, don't have big boobs, but the rules are kewl...{=}


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
1/5/2006 8:46 pm

That's funny...I didn't see "Chocolate Covered Cherries" in the snack list. >pout< And since I have big boobs I should get to have chocolate covered cherries. Right?

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/5/2006 11:09 pm

*gigglin* ok add coffee and im in! FREE LOOOVEEEE

Its good to be...ME


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/5/2006 11:11 pm

I'd love to help the "helpless blondes", where do I sign up? And Yagotta said something about this being a cult, cool, my first cult! If it doesn't work out can I be deprogrammed by all those "helpless blondes"?


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
1/5/2006 11:18 pm

Can you change the name? I have no wish to be associated with back stabbing. I have enough scars already.


AlbertPrince 58M

1/6/2006 3:30 am

OK, you got me, where do I sign up?


bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 6:20 am

BCT - That is the joy of here. All are welcome. There is no pre requisite. Its a (excuse me luke) happy happy joy joy place. We love people.



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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 6:45 am

Papy - Boobs are optional.. especially since that ass ie exceptional.

There is something about it that just screams "BITE ME" !!



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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 6:50 am

Sure thing Tiller. Can I bungi of your boobies?



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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 6:52 am

Yes Tiller, Making fun of trav should be a right... NOT a privledge



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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 6:54 am

Lil.. I think it is number 30 on my hot list.. you have no worries here.



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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 6:55 am

ummm Trav.. That ass has been said to yes yes yes...

After all we let your ass in here.



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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 6:57 am

DT.. ROFL... *snickers*... Are you suggesting that Trav was searching for the snickers bar in #6 ?





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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 6:59 am

Likit - While I would really enjoy chatting with you, you do not have to join in the chat. You are in just because I get a peaceful easy feeling when I look at your sexy belly. Well that and the fact that I like your blog and you have a brain that powers everything.



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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 7:01 am

Jesus squeeze us Kimmers. I know for a fact that there is no fountain with a better view than mine has right now. WOWSER !!!



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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 7:02 am

Dusty - I like purple.. What can I say.



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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 7:06 am

Wife - Ofcourse. Me.. You ... Jes .. I think that is about all the people in Arkansas that can read and write. ROFL



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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 7:09 am

Pixie .. I cannot believe I forgot the warm chocolate and cherries and almonds.. Damn someone shoot me quick.



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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 7:12 am

Bunny.. pots and pots of coffee.. pots of it.. a juccuzi... Jacuzi....Jaccuzzi.... A hot tub full just for you.



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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 7:14 am

Keith, I understand your concern with the name but just look at it like this.. It does not happen so our name is like one of those words that means we named it that because it just is not true... You know what I mean... a large man is nick-named Tiny kinda thing. Yes we need blogvilles finest director of drama with us.. yes yes yes.



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bardicman 50M

1/6/2006 7:15 am

Albert... Just jump in.



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ArealUnicorn 44F

1/6/2006 10:43 am

I want in Barbic, can we choose a mentor? and what are the clud dues are there any....and thanks for rule num 7 yes we blonds do need some helps sometimes


MaggiesWishes 60F

1/6/2006 2:31 pm

Can I ... I wanna play tooooooo.... peasssssssse.
*grins sweetly with her eyes*

And ... and ... I wanna stand over by the fountain with Kimmers, (i love water on cotton) and may we please have raspberry twinkies, the kind with the coconut on it?
Oh, and Mint Juleps, too? * it's a southern thing, ya know *

me likes you, Bardi ***


TheLilFondler 33F  
2576 posts
1/6/2006 8:18 pm

WOW i made it to your hotlist!!!!! ok i feel better now LOL *fondles n licks hehehe

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/6/2006 8:46 pm

I'd love to help the "helpless blondes", where do I sign up? And Yagotta said something about this being a cult, cool, my first cult! If it doesn't work out can I be deprogrammed by all those "helpless blondes"?


bardicman 50M

1/8/2006 5:55 am

Unicorn - Now how would it sound if I said something like that to you. "I want in unicorn".....



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bardicman 50M

1/8/2006 5:56 am

Maggie.. mmm yes the eyes the eyes ..



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bardicman 50M

1/8/2006 5:57 am

Lil - Fondles and Licks hehehe ....

Fondles and lick are more like WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

boing



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LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
1/8/2006 10:38 pm

MissKrissy you gotta know that in the south it's "shit" the door.

From the mind of a maniac comes forth this constitution. Tis Bardicman in rare form. Good job there sweetie.....LOL

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


bardicman 50M

1/11/2006 12:14 am

Thanks Lady..



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