A poem by Me  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
3/1/2006 2:50 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A poem by Me

I wish I was the mailman
in your neighborhood
I would spread your legs and fuck you hard
and it would be so good

I would lick your stamp so wet
stuff your envelope
bend you over and hit it doggy style
your titties I would grope

I would open up your box
raise your little flag
I would stuff it full then wear your clothes
and prance around in drag

Yes if I was the mailman
in my little jeep
Getting down and cruising all through town
My horn would go beep beep

But since I'm not the mailman
I can't get a date
So I will sit here and dream of the day
I don't have to masturbate




I am not dead yet


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
3/1/2006 3:10 pm

beep beep! Special delivery!!!

Its good to be...ME


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/1/2006 5:46 pm

LMOAO. I think you would make a damn fine mail man. Bet all the dogs would find you legs mighty tasty.


bardicman 50M

3/1/2006 5:50 pm

BUNZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woohoo now that is a wonderful package.



I am not dead yet


007sexy40plus 50F  
7603 posts
3/1/2006 6:06 pm

You are so silly, man....that was a good one once again. By the way will u be my mailman and raise my flag, and lick my stamps?

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


southrnpeach333 50F

3/1/2006 6:06 pm

I need to you deliver a package!!


SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
3/1/2006 6:18 pm

Bard...

You're suppose to wrap the damned BP cuff around your arm... not your dick!

Solar...


ticktock500 43M

3/1/2006 6:46 pm

fucking awesome


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
3/1/2006 6:56 pm

would you were shorts like the UPS guys?

Virtue Alone Ennobles


bardicman 50M

3/1/2006 7:02 pm

Straightten - Rain snow sleet or hail



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

3/1/2006 7:03 pm

Peachie - I have a package here marked overnight ..... hmmmmmm



I am not dead yet


vanna4u 38F

3/1/2006 7:03 pm

Well, I love getting letters!


caressmewell 53F

3/1/2006 7:27 pm

Special delivery


kelly402005 52F

3/1/2006 7:35 pm

I put my pick-up in at USPS, requested you.........
Didn't you get the details?

Man, I'm sitting here, with "this package"!!!


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
3/1/2006 7:58 pm

There's no need for you to be the mailman
No need to mastrubate any more
Just drive to my house in your brown UPS van
And yell "Dick Delivery" when you knock on my door

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
3/1/2006 8:26 pm

Read somebody else's Playboy for a change.
I miss the centerfold.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


bardicman 50M

3/2/2006 5:44 am

Oldman - You are probably right. I do have some nice drumsticks.



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

3/2/2006 5:51 am

Solar - That takes all the fun out of it. Plus... do you have any idea just how high you can get your blood pressure with Spinners Playboy centerfolds?



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

3/2/2006 5:52 am

TickTock - Thank



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

3/2/2006 5:52 am

Krissy - Yes I would and I would not wear underwear either



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

3/2/2006 5:53 am

Vanna - You get the letters.. Can I buy a Vowel?



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

3/2/2006 5:54 am

Caress - Now thats what I call special.



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

3/2/2006 5:56 am

Kelly - I need directions.. Oh and fast



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

3/2/2006 5:58 am

Lady - Hmmm that sounds like a swell idea but if I yell it will the neighbors all come too...(Pun intended)



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

3/2/2006 6:01 am

Spinner - I guess I could buy my own but damn.. those things are not cheap anymore..



I am not dead yet


TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
3/2/2006 6:44 am

I know we're acquaintences and all, so I hope you don't take it the wrong way when I say

"Stay the fuck away from my mail box! If I have to hose out that think one more time, there will be hell to pay when I catch you humping it again."

I mean, at first I thought it was just a joke. haha. a good one on ol fiver. but seriously, enough is enough. The cops came by yesterday, courtesy of the postal service. they think I'M the one doing it. Yesterday it was so sticky the mail man couldn't even get the lid open.


rm_Bct2Esi 50M/50F
1375 posts
3/2/2006 8:35 am

You are SO hired

hugs and smiles


HBowt2 58F

3/2/2006 11:51 am

Your horn goes beep beep beep.....now there's one problem....and as for all the I would's ..they should be I will's....


bardicman 50M

3/2/2006 2:00 pm

Fiver - its just that you have such a wonderfully tight box....

ROFL



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

3/3/2006 10:55 am

BCT - WOOHOOOO



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

3/3/2006 10:56 am

Hbow - I will I will I will I wiiiiiilllllllllllll.....

Captain and Tennile



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

3/3/2006 11:01 am

Sweetneeds. Yes Santa only comes once a year



I am not dead yet


woofff 41F

3/4/2006 2:49 pm

Will think up something smart to say soon as have picked self up from floor from laughter......somebody stop me! I mean, its fantastic
the vibe here...You should just cut and paste the comments your counter responses and damned if you dont have a bestseller in no time,B.

Still giggling,
Goes Woofff


bardicman 50M

3/4/2006 8:02 pm

Woofff - While you are on the floor.... Mind if I join you.

You have a beautiful giggle. I have a large phone bill



I am not dead yet


rm_sailorcouple 63M/62F
304 posts
3/6/2006 6:06 am

LOL very cute. I think your package is too big for the mailbox. Deliver it to me at my doorstep...


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