A Poem of Epic Attention Whore Proportions  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
11/5/2005 2:50 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A Poem of Epic Attention Whore Proportions

I like to read blogs, the submissions are many.
I waste lots of time and by lots I mean plenty.
I would deal with Satan and even sell my soul
To have one as popular as [blog mzhunyhole].
Call me stupid, or funny, or maybe even dopey
But I am envious of little missannthrope.
I try to be witty as my mental muscle flexes
But still I fall short of that travelingintexas.
I guess he's OK and a rather funny fella
But what did he do to attract the lovely [blog bella_]?
I am a really nice man and I would feel so alive,
With a little attention from frogger1995.
And I don't know what to say, much less what to do.
To win some affection from [blog straightten2002]!
But then there's the one that looks so good in her britches
The sultry and sexy goddessofbitches
And sometimes his blog is at others expense,
But I truly enjoy the blog of one, albertprince.
But I'm single and lonely and I live in a bubble,
Maybe this is why I can't find definitetrouble
Maybe some sex and a lifetime of fun?
That could be great with miss sunneyone
And who would look great slowly peeling my banana?
That one-eyed sexy redhead, beautiful [blog saintlianna]
Since she shall be the new ruler of blog hell,
Maybe she will hook me up with a little caressmewell.
And I can't forget my friend, the class clown,
He new like me and he's called spinmedown.
Now I'm tired of typing so I know what to do.
I will continue this later when I do poem part 2!
So add me to your actively watched blog,
I'm not an attention whore............
I'm the whole fucking HOG !!!!!!




I am not dead yet


caressmewell 53F

11/5/2005 3:56 pm

lmao!! That was GOOD!! Thank you for adding me to your poem


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
11/5/2005 4:49 pm

Love it....thank you!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/5/2005 5:02 pm

Oh you little fucking piggly wiggly, that was hilarious. Why does my name have to ryhme with banana?


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
11/5/2005 6:47 pm

Cheers!! to the bardicman. Thank you sugar for the mention. and it dont take much to win some affection from the "ten" woman. That was really very good...



I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
11/5/2005 8:07 pm

Very nice....

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


frogger1995 39F

11/5/2005 8:27 pm

(Clapping) I think this is the greatest post I've ever read. Puts all of mine to shame. Kudos!


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

11/5/2005 9:12 pm

<--- Stands up and cheers encore....we want more!!!

Thanks for adding me to that poem...I loved it...

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
11/5/2005 10:01 pm

there is only one person missing but she justed blogged on a day or so ago..lol...otherwise it is priceless.....
that is to cool bard...roflmao...

Virtue Alone Ennobles


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

11/5/2005 10:17 pm

YOU RULE!!!! That was AWESOME!!!!

Jess


bulging_boy 49M

11/6/2005 3:59 am

Dr Zoo's you are a menagerie of talent


dano6332 56M

11/6/2005 11:42 am

Nice job much better written than green eggs and spam


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 4:14 pm

great stuff, man, like an evil blogging Dr. Suess. Very Well done.


bardicman 50M

11/6/2005 4:28 pm

Thanks to everyone for the comments and compliments.
For the other 100's of bloggers out there..... Look for parts 2 through 106.... ROFL



I am not dead yet


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
11/6/2005 8:21 pm

Someone must've waved a magic wand,
Cause now you've got the attention of LIBlonde...

;>


AlbertPrince 58M

11/6/2005 11:53 pm

Wish I had thought of this one, well done


2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
11/7/2005 2:03 am

Terrific and Whore-iffic. Well done Sir.


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/8/2005 1:51 pm

I'm gone for two days, and I miss my 15 minutes of fame.
Shit! LMAO
Nice one, Bardicman!
I'll be your clown, wing man anyday!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


tillerbabe 56F

11/9/2005 1:13 am

VERY GOOD ! BRAVO!


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
11/10/2005 5:09 pm

Thanks!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 9:50 pm

You catch on fast.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


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