A Poem of Epic Attention Whore Proportions (part D  

bardicman 50M
7540 posts
11/11/2005 6:43 pm

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A Poem of Epic Attention Whore Proportions (part D

Sitting here wondering just what I should type,
To make my blog one, that gets lots of hype.
Then I remembered, to get whole lots of views,
I need to mention names, so here, part twos!
My use of bananas, in part one wasn't swell,
It condemned my ass to live, in bad blogger hell.
I think I'll be fine, the role I shall enjoy,
Eternity as [blog saintlianna]'s sex toy.
Oh, my name is a whole lot easier to say,
Than Efilnikufecin69's any day!
He's backward boy, and he thinks that its cute.
Until he's bent backwards, taking it up the chute
Animosity toward E, from me, well you see
He is with she, she with he, and no ones with me
But really I am kidding, I am not pissy
I will flirt with others, *winks at themisskrissy

TIME OUT for some serious, personal shit.
You drank to much, to long, and decided to quit.
Over 90 days sober, My prayers are for you,
Stay on the wagon digdug41, for your children and you

Back on track now, flirting with the hot dishes.
Like womenlooking4fun and maggieswishes
Oh l like the women, I am Gods gift don't you see,
Only God didn't tell them, He only told me.
But the one that gets me hotter than an old fire truck
Is that beautiful tillerbabe, Hey cutie, wanna
(at this point the author experienced a severe rush of blood away from his brain. He promises to coninue at a later date with part 3)




I am not dead yet


frogger1995 39F

11/11/2005 8:00 pm

But you forgot the ever popular Bella
Who has caught the eye of many a fella
And woe am I not to see my name
But then us lefties are all pretty lame


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
11/11/2005 8:32 pm

Still at it Bardic? thats some great stuff.

take a look at the ones I did a while back about the bloggers using names. That is when I started getting views and comments too, but then it slacked off again.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
11/11/2005 8:37 pm

OMG!!!!!!!!! that is good "2"... i love the "god's gift" thing..

and me? well i am just sitting here in classic rock mode wondering why i was never somebody's Layla.. you made me smile... ty

Virtue Alone Ennobles


tillerbabe 55F

11/13/2005 2:27 am

YOU WHORE! ( I love u! ) LMAO!...extinguisher in hand....


MaggiesWishes 60F

11/14/2005 6:34 am

I so got a "charge" out of this!

So, being served up as "a dish" by you, isn't all that bad. <giggles>


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 10:13 pm

You are the best babe.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


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