You Might Be Submissive If..  

barbiebunny 36F
6789 posts
11/23/2005 12:21 pm

Last Read:
5/25/2006 1:57 pm

You Might Be Submissive If..

If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics.

If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous.

If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could care less what happens on Wall Street.

If you find yourself lying about your birthday just to get in an Extra spanking or two during the course of a year.

If, deep in your mind, you think of tic-tac-toe as a game being Played between the X's and The Story of O's.

If you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!".

If you actually wish your Mastercard would give you orders.

If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are linen, silk and leather.

If you call your personal vibrator "Sir,².

If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees.

If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means, whips are optional.

If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat-fighting over a cute Dom.


Its good to be...ME

bardicman 50M

11/24/2005 2:23 am

I am not dead yet

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
11/24/2005 8:08 am


dark_whispers 38F

11/26/2005 10:22 am

oh.. i am laughing so hard..reading this.. that i have tears in my eyes.. may i link to it.. or repost..?

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/26/2005 2:29 pm

sure dark use away those that get it get

Its good to be...ME

rm_art_persists 52M
1789 posts
11/26/2005 2:46 pm

well done... Makes me want to get out the leather

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/27/2005 12:34 am

okay it made me giggle a little but I still ain't letting no one tie me up much less spank me

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
11/27/2005 5:46 am

...If you have a poem written about you, the last line being 'waiting for the scourge'...

DTand5Speed 41M/50F

11/29/2005 4:09 pm

This is a keeper...too funny...uh...and true.

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