Things to do at Mart-Wal  

barbiebunny 36F
6789 posts
10/21/2005 2:24 pm

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Things to do at Mart-Wal

Things to do at Mart-wal while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in
housewares..... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least! )

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then,
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Its good to be...ME

AmberSolaire 42M

10/21/2005 3:34 pm

Remind me to stick to corsets when out shopping with

Last day of Sunshine Strippers will they or wont they go all the way?

drnick20054 28M

10/21/2005 6:22 pm


high_octane472 37M
6 posts
10/21/2005 9:01 pm

i try to mess with all employees of stores that sell timers for setting them either to all go off at the same time or set them for all different times.

good list, very funny stuff

JudeL5 46M
1550 posts
10/21/2005 9:03 pm

*snicker* *chuckle* brings a devious smile to my face....

jim5131 55M
1296 posts
10/22/2005 12:16 am

thanxx...I laughed out loud...just what the good doctor ordered...

onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
10/22/2005 6:03 am

I've done the Mission Impossible too. lol

Love #5!

mmmm...junior mints and barbiebunny go good together...

Choozmi 50M

10/22/2005 12:51 pm

Hilarious, Barb!

mnfun952 102M

10/22/2005 3:16 pm

OK.. I'm off to Target to have some fun (only there, it's Code Red instead of Code Three).

Have Fun!


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MrPloerty 55M

10/22/2005 11:29 pm


tillerbabe 55F

10/23/2005 3:53 pm

....Testing random lipgloss shades with other customers:
"damn....I can't seem to cover up these sores..."

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
10/23/2005 4:29 pm

Absolutely hysterical!...
been laughing for 10 minutes.

GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
10/24/2005 7:54 am

very nice list,

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/24/2005 11:58 am

lmao OMG...won't be taking 5 to Wal-Mart after this.

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/26/2005 5:58 pm

actually..blushes..I have done most of em and some with my friends... Hey, a Superhero has to check it out first for all u good citizens of Blogville!

Its good to be...ME

Plano69 54M

10/28/2005 9:01 am

LOL! Those are some of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Thanks for the inspirations! Now to go out and get in some trouble... haha!

foxxxydiva 37F  
50 posts
11/2/2005 11:16 pm

Aight biotch, you owe me new underoos, I just pissed these ones!!!! Damn thats funny mamas.

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