So... these 2 people in heaven wanna get married....(reprise)  

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11/21/2005 2:08 pm

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So... these 2 people in heaven wanna get married....(reprise)



So... these 2 people in heaven wanna get married.... Sep 11, 2005 6:10 pm
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They go up to St Peter..

Couple: "St Peter.. we wanna get married... can u find us a priest?"

Pete: "Are U crazy?! U serious? Marriage? In Heaven? Oh nonono"

Couple: "Oh please St. Peter.. We love each other. We have to get married!!!"

Pete Grumbles: "Oh allright..gimme a few to arrange all this"

Couple: "Oh thank you St Peter!!"

~~~~Peter leaves...Some part of eternity passes. Peter arrives with a priest~~~~~~~~

Peter: "OK were ready to go"

Couple: "Uh St Peter..we were thinking.. what if we get divorced?"

Peter: "No, that cant happen here.. now hurry up and get married.. the priest is ready."

Couple: "Why couldn't we get divorced?"

Peter: "(*&%^&*(" (Jumps around in maddening protest)

"DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO FIND A PRIEST IN HEAVEN AND U THINK ILL EVER FIND AN ATTORNEY!??!??!"



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