President Pussy Sells Out!!!  

barbiebunny 36F
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3/10/2006 12:12 am

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3/10/2006 1:17 pm

President Pussy Sells Out!!!


I have ben besmirched. Betrayed. *wink*

Your supersleuth Fear-the-ear- Caped Crusader has broken a mysterious case wide open!!!

It seeme a certain "Tart" MsTressa claiming a delicate medical condition, passed on being this furry friends wingman in debauchery.

Gone. Dissappeared. Not a hairclip to be found.

Perplexing to the Bunnster to say the least.. President has never left her little bunny foofoo high and dry....ignored... vacated..alone...with men to do and no one to back me up..*sniff*

Earler in the night in question the President over fajitas, confessed to asking 80 year old grannies to Las Vegas for a trip.

Jealous, I volunteered to go, but met with a lackluster responce.

Funny..odd.. shed rather take depends-wearing-grannies to fun in Vegas.. Humm has she developed a necrophelia fetish?!! Gawd I hope not...

Then I heard about this mysterous dice game played at houses all over suburbia. And President mentioned going to this super secret meeting.

Oh yes to throw me of the trail ...she casually mentioned how tortured she was to go...and I bought her charade hook, like and sinker that night.. clutching my pillow alone.

*SNIFF*

UNTIL!

I was watching the Oxygen channel... And there, at 2:35 in the early morning...Clarity from the Debauchery Gods..an Ephiphany...

A commercial.. for the BUNCO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS in Las Vegas!!!!!

My President (and former wingman in debauchery) has turned into the BUNCO BABE!

YES that sell-out BUNCO BABE!!!

Beware good people! Save your grandmas, you new soccermommies! She's on the rampage!

*leaves a special gift so I can get her attention*

~~AS always your loyal CAPED CRUSADER
BARBIEBUNNY

*flings off apron*
~CLEAR~~


Its good to be...ME


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