Oooopssss! I glued my cooter open!  

barbiebunny 36F
6789 posts
1/8/2006 1:04 am

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Oooopssss! I glued my cooter open!

As all you regular readers know, I went to disneyland for 2 days. I hadn't been there in 15 years, so I diddnt know U parked in a parking garage now..evidently they replaced the acres of parking old school way with the California adventure park. But I digress for this dear readers, is the story U've been waiting for..just how exactly I managed to glue open my cooter..and when I get done explaining..strangely... It will make sense...Only Freeking Bunz....
Something personal about me is, I have a very wet uh.. er.. \/ yes, i have a high sex drive but the point is, it can get very wet down after day 1 of walking over disneyland, tight jeans, spanking tinkerbell and lusting over ariel, my inner thighs began to chafe...u know get sore and rashy. But I never let something like that dampen my I went to the drug store purchased bandages and the liquid bandage water sealent for skin on our way to the park on day 2 hoping a nights rest would help it..No avail.

Scene 1:
Disneyland parking structure day 2 at approx 11 am

Im in the back of the rental car van pulling down my undies n jeans for bandaging up my thighs. (trying to do this as cool and discreet as possible as others are walking by the car in the parking garage) So Im doing these contortions that girls only do when shaving your pussy in the shower (u girls know what I mean)and get the bandages ready and read the box of the liquid bandage bottle.

"Waterproof sealent to protect damaged and inflamed skin areas"

Great.. thats what I have and ill throw a regular big bandage over it to pad it and Ill be A-ok. So I open the tube and queese the product onto the effeced areas.

"Holy mother of god... its superglue!!!"

As 2 fingers stuck together from squeesing the tube..For fucks sake, how am I gonna do this.. So like a super secret ninja squirrel, I got the other bangage ontop of the liquid superglue. I had no idea how I was gonna remove it as it was permanently plastered to my inside leg, but Ill worry about that when I get done at the park.

I do leg number 2 and quickly pull up my pants and mind you this process took less than 5 minutes so I could catch the tram to the park. So I get to the tram area..and like a girl... I what...

Have to go to the bathrooom!!!!

So I go to the bathroom and pull down my pants and I feel something not quite right in tunatown. I feel a tugging ripping...then it pulled..YEOOWWWW

I look down.. Holy shit! I glued my cooter open! The glue ran from underneath the bandages and fell into the crack where the leg and the pussy lips meet and glued the outside bits of my cooter to my leg!

No wonder I felt a big breeze! OWWWWWW There it poor pussy glued open with superglue..SNIFFFFFFF (and it hurt like hell)

I couldnt go around the park like this.. as im still thinkin..Holy crap Bunz U glued your cooter open...So I paniked and ripped my cooter lips from my leg...

Ya i screamed like bloody murder.. but ok Im fine act like nothings happened.. oh damn that hurts.. I gotta catch that tram to d-land..holy hell..owwieeeee...Happiest place on earth my ass....!!!

Its good to be...ME

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
1/8/2006 4:48 am


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DTduzDallas 50F

1/8/2006 5:09 am

OMG **snickers** I'm trying not to laugh...**fluffs tail**

Plano69 54M

1/8/2006 6:44 am

Oh Bunz! Can I kiss your Boo Boo?
LMAO! (sorry...) Hope it grows back, ah... feels better!!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/8/2006 7:50 am

in the future forget the glue products. Corn starch or baby powder applied liberally to the inside of jeans will help prevent chafing and soothe sore thighs.

Not even gonna ask how you got that shit off ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

Sinderlicious 51F
310 posts
1/8/2006 8:10 am


Sin like you mean it!

bardicman 50M

1/8/2006 8:50 am

I have sat and waited patiently for this ?.....


ROFL BUNZ.. My god I would have love to see that.

really.. I want to see it.. CAM UP next time..



I am not dead yet

U_Cum_Here_2005 57M

1/8/2006 9:05 am

OK - I'm not laughing at ALL! Can I come over and check the healing process . . . ?

rm_PhxPhatChick 58F
202 posts
1/8/2006 1:49 pm

ok, i have to come out of lurk mode for this one . . .

OMFG!!!! I'm sorry to laugh but WTF were you thinking???

Was space mountain worth this??? <<<<still snickering>>>>>

foxxxydiva 37F  
50 posts
1/8/2006 2:55 pm

oh no she dinnent....

JudeL5 46M
1550 posts
1/8/2006 6:05 pm

*shaking head and laughing* This sounds like a PG version of Fawlty Towers where things keeping getting funnier, more bizzare, and outrageous! Basil!!!!!!! help me, my cooters glued open!

Oh, and after that episode, your ass might have been the happiest place on your body, even if Disneyland wasn't the happiest place in the world

Milusos71 45M
9 posts
1/8/2006 7:05 pm

This is the funniest thing I have read thus far. Thanks for he chuckle.

tillerbabe 55F

1/8/2006 10:13 pm

"K'... I'm LMAO! But Oh Baby! Your sweet cooter! I'm so sorry, (giggle). I thought you were going to tell us you glued it SHUT! (this seems like it could be a bigger problem...but either way...YIKES! (giggle) OMG!

Did I ever tell you about the time I mistakenly grabbed a tube of Ben-Gay instead of Vasigil????? Yeah....

Kisses for your cooter.. {=}

(Princess Lips)

1/8/2006 11:26 pm

oh Bunz!

Kisses it better...


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
1/9/2006 1:11 am

oh my poor bunny,am tryin not to laugh,u just made my day,hope u feelin better.....

fun4allin2006 53M
1583 posts
1/9/2006 3:27 am


SeekingFun337 63M/60F
657 posts
1/9/2006 9:58 am

Every obstacle, or problem is actually an opportunity in disguise... Think of the possibilities....

All of the liquid bandage applications are basically superglue... In non-sensitive areas (ummmm....), the easy removal, if there is no other consideration, is acetone, also in nail polish remover, but it must be the acetone type, not the non-acetone type. Wouldn't recommend acetone on the lips, but it can be used if you glue your fingers or other body parts together accidentally. If it hardens, and has been on awhile, well, it's probably going to have to be cut apart, or pulled, as you did.

Now, could we find a practical application for this, and would you be willing to test it... once burned, twice shy?

SeekingFun337 63M/60F
657 posts
1/9/2006 10:04 am

One more thing, this reminds me of your 'wet spot' blog.

Love those warm, wonderful, wet spots.... too bad about the chafing though...

rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
1/9/2006 10:30 am

Oooooh... it took real courage to write this one... and of course to do all the things contained in it. I'm aching all the way on the other coast after reading this.

And for something in the same vein, perhaps you'd want to check out [post 197155].


bardicman 50M

1/9/2006 12:27 pm

Tiller - That was a fire I bet you hoped didn't back draft...


I am not dead yet

AlbertPrince 57M

1/10/2006 3:54 am

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norprin5 55M

1/10/2006 8:16 am

i've got tears of pain and laughter for you, Bunz! and kisses for your cooter!

my first visit to your blog, won't be the last!

King Nor XVIII

onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
1/10/2006 10:12 am

poor Bunz... LMAO!!!

Efilnikufecin69 47M

1/10/2006 10:28 pm

dark_whispers 38F

1/11/2006 9:19 am

bunz.. i love you.. you are so real.. i cant even pretend..that i didnt laugh.. i laughed so hard.. i had to run to the bathroom to keep from peeing all over myself.. i laughed so hard i cried.. i have done things.. that i have thought.. no one else.. would have ever done this.. and then.. i read this.. and i know.. im only a girl.. only human.. and so are you.. you share everything.. the good the bad.. and i love you..more and more.. my only other advice.. a cooling gel..? possible some actual aloe vera.. cut fresh and applied.. * guessing when you pulled it left a worse burn/rash thing.. i dream that someday..i get the opportunity to meet a few off of here.. and you are right there at the top of my list.. along with a choice few others.. are in my thoughts..

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/11/2006 2:55 pm

U know these comments are just priceless to me! Of course I had to share this story because I cracked myself up when I went thru it..well between the whimpers... lol and im happy to report, my thighs and cooter are doin very well now LMAO

Its good to be...ME

sexyblokeinlincs 54M
470 posts
1/13/2006 3:34 am


I once, as a child, used 'Red Heat' to sooth my chapped lips... but that was nothing combined to your experience...

How did you get unglued?!


rm_nenesortem 56M
1 post
1/19/2006 8:44 am

how did you get it un stuck give a new meaning to the worrs EASY access

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/22/2006 2:14 pm

*giggglin so hard.....OMGGGGG*

Its good to be...ME

funfunfun514 52M

1/24/2006 9:02 am

Damn thats some funny shit. Hope your OK.

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/25/2006 7:05 am

fun it is funny shit..thanks for leaving a messg

Its good to be...ME

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