My Night On Ambien  

barbiebunny 36F
6789 posts
3/31/2006 6:25 pm

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4/4/2006 11:59 pm

My Night On Ambien

So most of you know Im a card carrying insomniac..so I took some Ambien to sleep.

Only, It turns me into Bunzilla at night. Thats right, like the incredible hulk... Bunzilla comes out about 45 minutes after I took the ambien.

I cant exactly remember the specifics, but the evidence is clear..... an empty pint of ben&jerrys, empty jar of jam, nutella, bag of almonds, drizzle of the ben&jerrys on my special lilac flannel jammies that match my painted lilac fingernails...

Apparently Bunzilla, once done with her midnight snack... proceeded to shag the cabana boy in a ambien dream like state, only to remember hiccuping all the way thru sex....snippets of watching Dave Batista in a wwe cage match...

All I know is, Ive got a stained pajama outfit, my diaphram is sore, I have chocolate in my hair and im all butthurt!

Ambien.BAAADDDDD!!!!



Its good to be...ME


zorgnot2 60M

3/31/2006 8:23 pm

To keep from staining pajamas, remove before taking recommended dose.
Chocolate should never be used as a dye on already beautiful blonde hair.
Sore diaphram and butthurt...I ain't a goin' there.
Sounds more like an attack of Zomm-bunn.


barbiebunny replies on 4/1/2006 12:27 am:
LOL! Thanks for being so kind...

tootsiedippin 53M/52F
1078 posts
3/31/2006 10:02 pm

Whoa Bunz! We need to trlk about this. I used to take the stuff too. Really wonderin what you did to get yourself all sore.... Cabana Boy....what have you to been doing with our beloeved Bunny? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (I'm teasing ya)
On yor jammies I would try putting some Dawn directly on the stains, rub it in and set awhile. Vinegar has worked well for me in past as well. I know it sucks to stain the faves sniff sniff.
Oh, as you suggested I talked to my Dr. and he agreed to up my prescription. I feel sooooo much better. Good job Dr, Bunny.

I love Bunzilla too.WEG

Tootsie


barbiebunny replies on 4/1/2006 12:26 am:
Thanks Ill try it... That darned cabana boy!!!

bardicman 50M

3/31/2006 10:39 pm

butthurt? ROFL Bunz.



I am not dead yet


barbiebunny replies on 4/1/2006 12:25 am:
Yeah!

__Huntress__ 55M/57F

4/1/2006 5:50 am

LMAO ! I can't stand it !

{=}


barbiebunny replies on 4/1/2006 11:53 am:
heee hee! xo

rm_REDROO1313 46M
33 posts
4/1/2006 7:03 am

yikes,
sounds scary, thou i've basically trained myself to sleep now I was at one point looking at that stuff..not now
4 days at the gym a week is enough!


barbiebunny replies on 4/1/2006 11:52 am:
gym?uh...whats that?

danteszippo 52M
3870 posts
4/2/2006 3:29 am

work hard or fuck hard, you will sleep. that's fact.


barbiebunny replies on 4/4/2006 1:05 am:
u dont fuck right then

Fox4aKnight1 43F

4/2/2006 4:47 am

LOL thanks for the laugh hun


barbiebunny replies on 4/4/2006 1:05 am:
always to be of service welcome to my blog

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
4/3/2006 4:08 am

You think Ambien's bad? Try Sonata!! You wake-up in Mexico, an empty bottle of tequila in your hand ... a sore ass ... and the WORM IS MISSING! OMG!!

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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barbiebunny replies on 4/4/2006 1:05 am:
you..win..lmfao!

kokopelli_123 51M

4/3/2006 7:48 am

God damn! I'd love to see that video!


barbiebunny replies on 4/4/2006 1:06 am:
Hee hee next time u will!

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

4/3/2006 9:12 am

Hi fellow night stalker! Haagen Daz for me (strawberry).

(slips bunz the nightshade, see you in your dreams darlin'!)

xoxoxo


barbiebunny replies on 4/4/2006 1:06 am:
oooh... ill have the ice cream chilled for you

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