My Knotts Scary Farm Experience-Vampires?!  

barbiebunny 36F
6789 posts
11/13/2005 12:49 am

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10/31/2006 12:54 am

My Knotts Scary Farm Experience-Vampires?!

We both walk through the gates anticipating all the scary attractions and sexy horrific costumes. We weren't disappointed...but funny things were a foot at the giant K...

We walk thru the park in a surreal atmosphere..fog and mist in the night sky...yet more than that.. in a sea of 23,000 people, we entered the space and time where it seemed we had the park to ourselves. We didn't feel the other energies of the families, the gang bangers, the others..we sorta strangely..floated through.

When we came upon other bodies around us as we would in a park of 23,000 they seemed to have bounced away from us, in a circle radius of about 4 feet. It amazed my friend.. I would walk into crowded paths and watch me part it like Moses. After a while it became almost funny. Except an occasional Japanese tourist would plow into me..but i don't think they had any idea where they were going in an universal sense anyway.

We go into the first haunted house of the evening...the effects were marvelous, scary and we proceeded thru the maze of the house ..the performers would "attack' those in front of us or in back.. but none would look our way... a bit puzzled, one of the performers whispers to us... "The vampire castle is across the way."

Huh..interesting.. OK so we were the palest looking people in the park. My skin does glow white at night..and a strange circle imprint showed up on my inner forearm. I didn't know how it got there, and bigger than a button so... hummm

So we walk past a crowd of serious gang bangers, I mean tough guys that u know if u were walking in Compton u'd be dead meat. Still.. they parted like the red sea.. they couldn't quite figure out what mojo was goin on..but they didn't want to mess with it and find out.

We made THEM nervous..and off to the vampire castle we went.

Ahh home with our peeps I so we began to walk thru and one comes up to us and looks us over.. you could tell these folks really got into it. I smile widely and grin. Personally I wanted to be physically accosted... but I'm just physical like that... we continue in and the Lestat good looking sexy vampire takes another good look at us following me from behind..I smile again. The older vamp gets on one knee before us and kneels. Kisses my friends hand in respect.

Humm... now this is getting creepy.. they weren't acting this way to the other patrons of the park. Could they? did they? what da funk radar gun they using here? ........We turn the corner and I'm accosted by a brunette female sexy vampire... finally! someone with guts!

I growl back at her and she likes it..and comes back for a 2nd helping of the bunny... (ok made my night) and suddenly, I'm liking the idea of vampire porn more and more.....another on a swing just stops and stares into my friends face..reading more than the expression on the face... hey now... this is feeling creepy.. stop reading that Missy... I grab my friend and we continue out the castle...The mark on my forearm is still there.. been there now for 3 hrs....wierd...still parting the crowded sea of the walkways, we decided to go get some dinner at the great chicken swap place outside the park.. we sat down for a late supper..talked about the night, laughed and giggled and decided we were done.. in the span of dinner to the exit gate the mark on my forearm began to fade... least it could have stayed till I reached the car! Hurrumph

U know you're a freak when U go out on Halloween and ure an attraction.... oy!


Its good to be...ME

tillerbabe 56F

11/13/2005 1:26 am

I "loves" freaks! {=}

bardicman 50M

11/13/2005 3:11 am

You can bite my neck any Night!!

I am not dead yet

rm_JustCallMeDT 50F

11/13/2005 6:24 am

Freak? You want freak? 5's an attraction every time we leave the house...not just on Halloween. **eyeroll**

Plano69 54M

11/13/2005 8:54 am

They must have sensed your Vampire Lineage, able to walk even in daylight... Wow!

expatbrit49 62M

11/13/2005 10:52 am

lol, now theres a killer movie title; Return of of the Bunny-Vamp. I'd pay to go to that

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
11/13/2005 12:55 pm

Vampire meets Gatsby?...
eh... not that great a title, must find a new one...

how about "Gatsby under a new light"?...

my kisses to you Bunzzzz...

rm_gent258 68M
486 posts
11/14/2005 5:28 am

I am baring my neck.

rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
11/14/2005 8:17 am

You want to suck my what????

sleeplessknight1 68M

11/14/2005 2:45 pm

Well I am a Halloween baby.... ok. not a baby no longer. (Ed.long in the tooth like the vampires).
That is what is great about Halloween (Not Just my Birthday), you
can go out dressed up...and usually noone bats (sorry about the pun)
an eyelid

Even when I dress normal, I can clear a path... perhaps its my magnetic personality...(Ed. I thought magnetism attracts,,, I know that gravity sucks.

My Link [post 135712]

rbnf440 55M

11/14/2005 9:11 pm

From experience...I like vampyre chicks UNTIL you wake up one morning and find out they've been draining your blood while you SLEPT.
That just ain't cool....with me.

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/22/2005 1:01 am


Make one?! ROFL...oh lordy... IM SOOOOOO NOT GOIN THERE!

Its good to be...ME

redhot4cock 56F

10/30/2006 3:39 pm

I used to love going to Knotts B. Farm every halloween. It's been 20 years since I lived down there...thanks for bring up some fun memories.



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