McGyver in the kitchen (Vol 2)  

barbiebunny 36F
6789 posts
10/15/2005 7:32 pm

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McGyver in the kitchen (Vol 2)



2 full breasts, C or D cup

2 cups granulated sugar
1 cup grenadine syrup
2/3 cup light corn syrup

Special equipment:

Unflavored dental floss, or similar strong, thin cord


Remove any fine hair by shaving both breasts entirely using plain,
unscented shaving cream and a sharp razor then scrub with a coarse
sponge or abrasive pad. Rinse thoroughly with a wet cloth.

Bind the breasts tightly at the base with dental floss so that the
nipples and aureoles are stretched tight and breasts begin to color.

Combine the sugar, grenadine, and light corn syrup in a saucepan and
bring to a simmer. Stir until the sugar is dissolved, brushing down
any crystals on the sides of the pan with a pastry brush dipped in
warm water. When the sugar is dissolved, bring to a boil until the
syrup reaches 285°F on a candy thermometer, the soft-crack stage.

Set the pan over ‒ not in ‒ boiling water. Working quickly, dip the
breasts, one at a time, into the melted candy, coating each evenly
with the glaze. When you have coated each breast once, repeat the process.

Serve at room temperature.

*Breasts on a budget ~ Consider the following substitutes:

Bind breasts lightly with cord or rubber band

Instead of candied apples, make caramel apples using a thick caramel
syrup, warmed in the microwave, instead of the molten grenadine candy.
Pour the caramel over the breasts.

Remove binding if breasts begin to darken.

Makes 2 servings.

Love and Candy!

Swanky baby swanky...
Credit:Matt Nicholson

Its good to be...ME

onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
10/16/2005 8:38 am


nofun4one 71M

10/16/2005 8:38 am

Great recipe Barbiebunny, soooo would like to try that one.

Have a great day.

nofun4one 71M

10/16/2005 8:40 am

Oh and by the way, do you have a couple of breasts I can borrow?

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/16/2005 8:54 am

Very interesting...

mnfun952 102M

10/16/2005 12:51 pm

mmmm yea, but Grenadine stains....

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/17/2005 7:50 pm

Oh come on play a little u guys...

Its good to be...ME

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