McGyver Sex toys Vol 69 (ed. 1)  

barbiebunny 36F
6789 posts
1/20/2006 6:57 pm

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McGyver Sex toys Vol 69 (ed. 1)

For you solo male players out there like bardicmanbardicman heres a handy dandy toy...

1. Get a piece of bubblewrap slightly bigger than your man meat.

2. Roll up bubble wrap with bubbles facing the inside about the girth of your man meat.

3. Cover bubble wrap in a warm moist towel.

4. Squirt baby oil inide and pump away!

Enjoy!



Its good to be...ME


i_fuck_dirty 33F

1/20/2006 7:34 pm

OMG!!!!!! i swear to you they sell this shit at sex shops! i actually bought something like this (it was a jelly pad with bubbles... same concept) as a gag gift for a friend after breaking up with his girlfriend..... dont know if he ever used it, but if they are aelling this shit it must be good!


bardicman 50M

1/20/2006 7:45 pm

In order to validate Bunz, I will have to validate this post. Film at 11:00.



I am not dead yet


pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
1/20/2006 8:06 pm

I wonder what they will think at work now when I'm taking all the bubble-wrap home,LOL...very Informative....TNKU


rm_hardwiremike 54M

1/20/2006 8:45 pm

Just one note... don't use Charcoal starter! What a mess that was... I'll just say it was hot...


tillerbabe 56F

1/20/2006 11:01 pm

Will it work on my clit?


bardicman 50M

1/21/2006 2:29 am

Your clit, Tiller? I would recommend bulbous tongue instead of bubble wrap.



I am not dead yet


danteszippo 52M
3902 posts
1/21/2006 2:45 am

another tip for solo fun ... butter or bananas as a masturbation lubricant. try either. they are both organic and feel great. (I read that somewhere, haha)


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
1/21/2006 3:32 am

oh, I just adore this low-tech stuff...


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
1/21/2006 3:34 am

now take your average tennis ball...
cut a slice through it...
fill it with whipped cream...


rm_jgbkab 42M

1/21/2006 11:47 am

Doesn't work. I kept popping all the bubbles first. =)


ThumbChickStool 33F

1/21/2006 9:26 pm

Back to the MacGuyver toys, Bunzy? I don't even want to know where you come up with this stuff. But I will definately tell my husband to try that the next time I refuse to do my "job"


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/22/2006 3:14 am

Ifuck..Ill give you my handy dandy one with a set of ginsu knives for just nighteen nighty-nine!

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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/22/2006 3:15 am

Bard...wheres that video clip? I wanna run it as my intro !

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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/22/2006 3:16 am

Passion..welcome to my blog and ...If u need other uses with bubble wrap, stay tuned!

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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/22/2006 3:16 am

AdultFriendFinder know huh!!!

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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/22/2006 3:17 am

Hardwire....ooh do tell! I smell a story!

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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/22/2006 3:17 am

Tills, I got something better to work your clit hee hee

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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/22/2006 3:18 am

Big..Im tellin ya Bard needs to fork over that tape....

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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/22/2006 3:19 am

Dante... I bet U just heard about it

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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/22/2006 3:20 am

OOh toothy! How about slicing a tennis ball in two, fill it with whip cream..and stick it on my breasts!

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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/22/2006 3:20 am

jgb..welcome to my blog..and whoa u popped em?! More lube man!!! lol

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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/22/2006 3:21 am

Native...I just love this stuff... glad I can help with ideas..lol

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boydcounty 67M

1/22/2006 7:56 pm

And if you break it off you can Fed Ex it.

-boydcounty-


THEsmiley41 55M
38 posts
1/23/2006 4:23 am

The tennis ball thing sounds a bit sharp edged to me, but it did remind me of a woman I knew from the Urals; she gave me a big fat juicey orange when she dumped me and told me to use that to replace her...or something along those lines, can't exactly remember.

thanks for the tutorial in build your own pleasure centre.

-smiley


SeekingFun337 64M/60F
657 posts
1/23/2006 12:06 pm

Bunny.... need some clarification.... first, if you make, say, 4 or 5 of them, then is it an orgy? Second.... after you make one, and use it, are you engaged? Third.... nothing take the place of a woman's smooth, moist, wet, warm to hot, tight natural self .... nothing... it's like silk, but better, like satin, but better, and it moves on it's own, and it's part of a wonder of creation with smooth wondrous curves, and legs, and feet, and breasts, and... could go on forever... or, with no luck in gaining the real thing, then there's always the opportunity to ask her to put it on, lube it, and move it... ohhh, the tease possibilities....

Women are so wonderfully unique.....


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
1/23/2006 2:04 pm

ROFLMAO!!!


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/23/2006 7:57 pm

Dig.. so would I if i was a guy lmao

SMiley...try nuking a honeydew melon in the microwave with a hole cut out for your lala.. better texture than an orange

Seeking..cant disagree with you there...an orgy lolol

Secret..glad to see ya

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dark_whispers 38F

1/23/2006 10:11 pm

bunz.. smiles.. have i told you how i ..truly love you.. you make me smile.. you make me cry.. i feel close to you.. all the way across the pages.. *ps..im gonna give that to a friend..ill have to see this one..first hand..laughs* hugs..n kisses..

tiller.. *agrees with bunny.. i can think of much more fun ..interesting.. and enjoyable 'things' to use on Your clit..smiles.. n winks..

toothy.. laughs.. n laughs..


kokopelli_123 51M

1/24/2006 3:00 pm

Forget about the bubble wrap, moist warm towel and baby oil.

I'd rather be held like your Teddy Bear Bunny......


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/24/2006 10:57 pm

Dark--Aww (huggles) lemme know how it goes!!!!

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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/24/2006 10:57 pm

Koko __hugggggsssss to u too~~~ lol

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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/26/2006 4:58 pm

SLo... U wish!

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