MY 100th Post......(again)  

barbiebunny 36F
6789 posts
11/29/2005 3:20 am

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MY 100th Post......(again)

time for a milestone in the Crusader's Blog. My 100th shortly after my first 100th on my old blog...I got the cuffs of Bannation placed upon me. Some days, it isnt worth the effort to chew thru the restraints..but like a phoenix, my blog has risen again.

No im not gonna do a lame this is your life rehash greatest hits of my blog posts....

Instead u get to choose and we continue...

1. My bra giveaway- U can use it as a hammock, slingshot or just trophy.

All u have to do is write me a poem--best one gets the autographed bra, and a pic of me in it.


2. I auction off a cabana boy.

Ok readers let me know!!!! Here we gooooo!

Its good to be...ME

bardicman 50M

11/29/2005 7:41 am

I think that I have never saw
Such a warm and well filled bra
Those are nice and full sweet breast
A pair that I shall never caress
Your bra would give me far more joy
Than some little cabana boy.
For in your bra your scent would linger.
Much better to sniff than cabana boys finger
And maybe even lodged somewhere
A strand of your most beautiful hair
to hold and cherish to hope and dream
would I be worthy? Only you can deem
Your bra would be heavenly without a doubt
But theres more to you that makes me shout
What is you ask that make my blood rise?
Your beautiful, sexy, sultry, eyes.

I am not dead yet

AnEnigma517 59M

11/29/2005 8:04 am

ODE TO JOY: Genesis
You’ve got me where I chose to be:
Trapped inside your digital space.
Alive, but alone, I can’t break free
From your brilliant prose and pictured face.
We’ve both got other choices, I know.
All I ask is don’t let me go.

You’re really the reason that I’m still here--
I delight in your hints that you’re thinking of me.
And I hope you believe my yen is sincere,
That together we’ll face the possibilities.
Please don’t stop your wonderful glow,
And again I ask, don’t let me go.

I don’t know why this happened to me;
I don’t know what I’m getting into.
I do know that I’ve found a peace
That couldn’t exist without you.
Your words have told me to take things slow,
And I can and I will, just please…
Don’t let me go.

ODE TO JOY: Anticipation
Is this the place? I’m not too late.
She did say King’s, didn’t she?
Is there another I hadn’t discovered?
No, this is it. It has to be!
I should go. She won’t show--
Or, maybe she’s already been here.
(Damn that cop and her bullshit stop!
Tags are good til the end of the year.)

Okay. I’ll stay, and here I’ll wait.
Maybe, I’m just a bit early.
Do I look alright? Are my pants too tight?
(why do I feel so squirrelly?)
Maybe I stink. Too much Brut, I think.
Oh God!! Is that a stain on my shirt?!?
I don’t know. I should go,
And keep my feelings from getting hurt.

Wait. Is that she? She’s waving to me!
She must have been waiting inside.
Be still my heart. Don’t fall apart.
No more in Blogland will I hide.
“There you are! “See, it’s not so far, ”
She says and kisses my cheek.
She’s all and more I’ve been hoping for,
And it’s wonderful to finally meet.

I did these awhile ago when I thought someone was really interested in me. Turned out she wasn't. We never got to the "anticipation" part. I felt like a real fool so I deleted a Gold membership with 2 months left to go on it... then just stayed away til my wounds healed.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/29/2005 1:27 pm

Oooo Bunz, Enigma sent you poems written for someone else? Perhaps you should send him someone elses bra.

Maybe a manssiere, can probably get a used one from Trav.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

AnEnigma517 59M

11/29/2005 2:19 pm

You missed the point Daphne... they're not for anyone now. And I really don't collect women's underwear.

expatbrit49 62M

11/29/2005 2:47 pm

Twinky, twinkly Barbies bra
how I wonder what you are
covering up those boobs so high
like a hammock in the sky

Congrats on the 100th again

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/29/2005 3:09 pm

That's okay Enigma. I usually try to avoid pointed things and recycled love poems.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/29/2005 3:12 pm

That's okay Enigma. I usually try to avoid pointed things and recycled love poems. suggestion was to send you a 6'3" texan MAN's undies.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

DTand5Speed 41M/50F

11/29/2005 4:05 pm

Cabana boy, please. Wait...will he walk the dog as well?

HAPPY 100TH!!! (again)

**mutters "asshats" at powers that be for deleting your first blog**

ThumbChickStool 33F

11/29/2005 6:36 pm

Here I am!!! I know I disappeared, but I'm fighting to make a comeback. I'm sooo not looking forward to the catching up I'm gonna have to do when I get internet back at my place...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
11/29/2005 9:25 pm

Barbie wrote a hundred posts,
and then a hundred more,
and everywhere that Barbie went
her fans all cried "Encore!"

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/30/2005 12:18 am

Congratulations Bunz! I don't think I was blogging when you had your first long ago did you have it? Anyway...I'm sure it was good and damn the you know who's for causing such bannisment...I hate when that happens. Oh and cabanna wouldn't happen to be having a 2 for the price of 1 sale anytime soon would ya? Ooooh I just love a hard bodied cabanna boy for my very own...but I'd love 2 more.
Mistress or MMMNKCWW for short ?* {=}

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
11/30/2005 3:08 am

I really have no knowledge
I knew I should have taken
that poetry class in college...

tootsiedippin 53M/53F
1078 posts
11/30/2005 4:50 am

Happy 100th part two

Cabbanna boy or poem Ahhh

I want you to sell your cabanna boy so I can replace him then I can write you poetry...ya thats my answer...Now off to write a poem, But can I be in the picture as your wearin it and then take it off of you?


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/30/2005 6:30 am

** Mistress knocks on Bunz's door..but gets no answer...perhaps it's a wee bit too she leaves a note and a wildflower**

"Hi Bunz...very late last night I had a visitor to my palace, and well, I needed someone to serve shrimp and Lobster so I borrowed your Cabanna boy....but that's all he did....he served the Queen of Bullshit aka Trav'sAuntPat....then he went back home.... I hope you didn't mind and next time I'll try and call first to ask....please accept apology and if you have any spare cabanna boys or any you wish to terminate....please send them to me. Thank you Bunz...please come and visit sometime. Ok?"....

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

(Princess Lips)

11/30/2005 8:27 pm

I'll take the autographed cabanna boy please...

Bunz is at 100 again
time to toast all the sin
of a girl both beautiful and bold
who conditions Cabana Boys to do as their told.


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
12/1/2005 6:38 pm

SOmany to choose.. winner announced next tuesday. so get em in!

Its good to be...ME

carebearluv2 42F

12/1/2005 8:05 pm

Happy 100th and many more to cum..hehe!

As far as the contest, I could definitely use a cabana boy! lol

Plano69 54M

12/2/2005 6:34 pm

The Legend of Barbie and Her Magic Bra

gather round kiddies
and hear the tale
of the Legendary Barbie
and Her Magic Brassiere

Now, you may ask...
How did this brassiere
earn it's legend and name?
Once It belonged to a Vizier
who was quite insane

he dabled in arts both dark and cold
consorted with demons and never got old
it is said his penis hung down to his knees
and not just one cock
oh yes, he had three!

he ruled a kingdom
with fear and with pain
he sacrificed virgins
(girls who never got laid!)

such atrocious crimes
happened under his reign
the people all prayed
but no heroes ever came

then over the horizon
out on the sea
a warrior was coming
on a flying steed

shiny black armor
shining bright like a star
It was Barbie the Viking
and her Magic Bra

elven technology
and druidic spells
the heart of the universe
the bra from hell

and up in the tower
the Vizier he did gaze
with his dark magic vision
at the oncoming blaze

he summoned his army
his monsters and beasts
he promised them gold
and virgins to feast

but they did not expect
to be paralyzed with awe
when the beautiful Barbie
unhinged her steel bra

such a glorious sight
as her breasts sprang out
bouncing and jouncing and
hypnotizing the louts

as they just stood thier drooling
she cut of thier heads
in a matter of minutes
the evil army was dead

the sorcerous Vizier
he was stunned in fear
all he could babble was
"Get me outta here!"

he was cornered by Barbie
in his dungeon they say
and no one 'cept Barbie
left the dungeon that day

she came out holding his head in her hand
and cried out for freedom
across the land

and as far as you
or I could see
Barbie had won
we were all
now free

(or so they thought
till they made her queen
she sacked the treasury
and split the scene...)


Plano69 54M

12/2/2005 7:03 pm

Who's Bra Was It?

Question (By an astute reader...)
Stop the presses!!
You said the "Magic Bra" belonged to the evil Vizier!
But Barbie was wearing it!"

Answer: (By the reluctant Poet)
Ah... She was returning it
that's why she took it off...


Corrected version in my blog...
Don't chop off my head!

tillerbabe 55F

12/2/2005 11:19 pm

Happy 100th (Deja-vu!)

From Buddy: (He wrote this himself...)

I love Bunnie's Bra! Woof!
I run through the yard Tra-La! Burf!
Wearing it on my head so proud
I bark with joy out loud!

I love Bunnie's Bra! Woof!
I sniff it with Dog Awe...Burf!
I want to rub my nose in it
I'll come, I'll shake I'll sit!

I love Bunnie's Bra! Woof!
I'll lick it in the raw! Burf!
Sleep with it every night,
Protect it with all my Doggie might.

I love Bunnies' Bra! Woof!
It's the purtiest I ever saw! Burf!
I'll carry it with Doggie pride,
I'll hump it nice for a doggie ride!

I love Bunnie's Bra! Woof!
I'll share it with my Maw...Burf!
Her boobies will fit nice in it;
38 DD matching bouncy Tits!

(licks) {=} Not bad for a hound eh???? (licks)..pant..pant...

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