Help is on the way!  

barbiebunny 36F
6789 posts
2/8/2006 6:22 am

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5/25/2006 1:36 am

Help is on the way!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Disclaimer: Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who
wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

love n shooters!
Bunzy


Its good to be...ME


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

2/8/2006 11:52 am

1. nope
2. nope
3. nope

straight up chilled no training wheels please...

TTFN


mattbrim69 45M

2/8/2006 12:15 pm

THAT is funny as hell


pet_humility 48F

2/8/2006 1:43 pm

To damn funny..
Will have to ask the doc and she
if she can write a perscription..


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/8/2006 2:39 pm

Me & Tequila = keithiscrocked

I get very um,

ah,

friendly, when I drink that stuff.


rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
2/8/2006 3:59 pm

Sorry, I don't believe in any artifical stimulants..


norprin5 55M

2/8/2006 4:45 pm

very funny, ms. bunny! i have indeed suffered many of those side effects - with the exception of Karaoke, for which there is not enough tequila in Mexico!

by the by, i left a note for you in your basement...

have a nice day

King Nor XVIII


zorgnot2 60M

2/8/2006 8:29 pm

Funny, but to be a wet blanket, I don't like the way the juice makes me feel and I don't want a woman to feel she needs something to make her more of anything. Straight and natural makes it all worthwhile for me.
It sure is fun to be around people who let themselves lossen up, though.
To each their own and if it makes you feel good, more power to it. Just don't let it take you were you don't wanna go.
Namaste


Sorceror07 54M

2/8/2006 10:01 pm

blech!! i hate the taste though.... i'll drink anything else though... even straight uncut unsugar-cubed absinthe taste better than tequilla to me lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


YachtTitusLeers 58F

2/8/2006 10:08 pm

Oh Jose Quervo he was a friend of mine. Now I prefer Patron!

When you fish for love, bait with your heart and not your brain. Mark Twain
Man of my dreams....


tillerbabe 55F

2/9/2006 1:57 am

PETRON BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{=}


tillerbabe 55F

2/9/2006 1:58 am

...and maybe..just MAYBE....some "X"


DTduzDallas 50F

2/9/2006 5:27 am

Side effects for me when drinking tequila or wine? Loss of clothing.


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
2/9/2006 8:14 am

I love tequila...
but in all fairness I can think of some better medicines...
not necessarily of the drinking kind...
nor of the smoking either...


fantasylover_05 62M

2/9/2006 9:41 am

Barbiebunny

VERY FUNNY INDEED!!

Love the sounds of at least one of the side effects in women!! LOL

*scrambles off the the liquor store*


ThumbChickStool 33F

2/9/2006 10:41 pm

I might be half Mexican, but I cannot stand te-kill-ya. Unless it's in a properly girlie mixed drink enhanced with plenty of sweeteners. I have recently discovered two new drinks that topped my drinking list before I got preggers: "Traffic Light Cooler" and "Purple Devil". Head over to webtender.com and they have loads of info on drinks and whatnot. It's helping me seriously consider a job as a bartender...

your favorite Las Vegas native


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
2/10/2006 1:08 am

Native try patron silver none of the icky tequilla shiver...smoother...

LOL u guys are great..hee hee

Its good to be...ME


elysianpleasure 47M

2/10/2006 8:33 am

lol


rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
2/10/2006 10:31 am

You're a woman after my heart!!!!!!!


dontdateyou 43F
42 posts
2/10/2006 5:03 pm

Te-riffic!!


tootsiedippin 53M/52F
1078 posts
2/10/2006 7:33 pm

Whos shy? giggle

Ok so If you are unable to use this mirical elixer what dew you suggest as an alternitve?

Dippin


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