EMAIL HELL !  

barbiebunny 36F
6789 posts
1/29/2006 9:13 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

EMAIL HELL !

bdroomeyes4u2
Hi barbiebunny, ive been bad bad boy I like for you to spank it out of me. If you can do that my coworkers would be well pleased. they say i need a beating, but a spanking will do. hope to hear from you. bye
Can I call your co-workers to confirm??!!

xitamint
Lov your profile..esp the pervert part..me too..like to chat one day?
no

stinglash
Subject: Spank me now bitch and spank me hard
So are you going to sit and read ads on this site or are we going to get busy....you spanking me and or whipping me into submission so that I can have you sit on my face and I can fuck you with my tongue.....?
Let me know when and where and call me if you dare....
Mike 541 948 3662
and that is why we all need to call his number.

layframe69
hey you, how did you guess? ive been bad so go ahead and take over from here!
take over.....?!

gees with these gems..who to choose



Its good to be...ME


keithcancook 60M
17791 posts
1/30/2006 8:00 am

I realize this is tongue-in-cheek, but I will play along and answer your Q.

Hmm, I would go with xitamint. He gave you a compliment and wasn't brass about it. Still, it's not much of a letter. He didn't take much time to compose it, and I suppose that should be considered.

Perhaps I will visit your profile and design a proper AdultFriendFinder introductory e-mail for prospective suitors...

Blog On!


ThumbChickStool 33F

1/30/2006 10:16 am

Bunzy, better you than me. Seeing how my email box has been empty, better you than me


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/30/2006 3:33 pm

Ty Keith..I shall BLog on!!! Hopefully let some guys know that this isnt the most effective route

Its good to be...ME


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/30/2006 3:34 pm

LMFAO wahine! Me too!

Its good to be...ME


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/30/2006 3:34 pm

Native u get all the luck!

Its good to be...ME


tootsiedippin 53M/53F
1078 posts
1/31/2006 3:31 pm

Deer Wabit t t,

**Grunt Scrath**

U gurl and r still breathin

**sniff fingures from scrathing**

long time sense one was breathin

Wanna Breeeeed?

**scratching sum more**

Did I get it right?

Oh wait this is a bad example so now I have to start all over

Dippin


Sorceror07 54M

2/1/2006 10:23 am

nnnnyeah... wut's up doc? (noise of carrot munching) *said like bugz* hehe! sorry, couldn't resist!

those emails in succession like that remind me of the Castle Anthrax scene in monty python's holy grail spank me! no!...spank me! no not her...spank me! oh please! spank meeeeeeeeee!

cripes! what a serious bunch of posers. in addition to manners, someone should run a course here for: how a sub male should (respectfully) approach a domme female. lol! and the other way around as well too. i'm positive that if a serious Domme got her clutches on one of these "so called" sub males they would have the biggest eye opening experience of their puny lives! *..."the gimp" scene from pulp fiction comes to mind* roflmao!

gee... wouldn't it be fun to: contact one, set up the meeting in a hotel room (they pay for it of course), when they come in you blind fold them... sit them on a chair... tie them up securely... take some pictures...and leave lol! you could make a "loosers & posers" scrapbook for your network friends to laugh at and enjoy!

oh, i'm real naughty... but i'm Dom this week so no spanking for me, i'll be doing the spankings until further notice.

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_buzzbay99 51M

2/1/2006 11:43 am

This thread would not be complete without a shameless link back to my post earlier today, [post 222334].

Not that I'm wishing that kind of outcome on any of barbiebunny's cadre of numbnuts... but it is useful to see what can happen when a little bondage goes bad.


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