Crusader Risks Life to Obtain Strudel!  

barbiebunny 36F
6789 posts
2/24/2006 8:45 pm

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5/27/2006 12:33 am

Crusader Risks Life to Obtain Strudel!


No challenge is too grand for ME.
But FFS today I damn near bought the farm.

Now this week for me has totally sucked ass. Not because I just diddnt quite feel in the mood today but in typical German fashion, it reeeeallly has to be hitting the fan if Im gonna bitch.

So.. Im meeting my sisters of the MPP [profile Magic_pussy_patrol]this weekend in San Francisco to celebrate Mardi Gras.

I pack for the momentus event, as its very difficult to get everyone assembled in one place at one time (hey ruling the corners of the globe aint easy) People flying in from the east coast...and who gets put in charge of Sunday hangover breakfast snak to make it to Brunch??!!!

Yup. ME.

Oh no..you see food on these trips are 1st class, so a trip to the local 7-11 for some danish and black motor oil coffee aint gonna cut it. They're all hooked on Real Danish Strudel made by Heidi in her wooden shoes. (now it is orgasmic- for all you food whores would understand) But! I cannot fly to Denmark.....so I go and get it only other place in the friggin world... in the Danish village of Solvang, California.

Real Danish Strudel.

I hop outta bed, make coffee and put myself together and do my hair in low ponytails. (The braids--nah too cliche) I get my cabana boy to chauffeur Me. We're driving down the freeway in the fast lane..and suddenly a silver SUV in the right lane decides to run us off the road. (Fucking soccermoms) Literally.

Luckily the Cabana boy driving was a former cop, so his cop training did kick in but we did get run off the road and hit the divider. Scrambled brains and a side of toast please...

BLOODY FUKKERS! I got on my cell phone and pissed off on adrenaline I called my CHP friend to hand the asshole. No avail diddnt get the licence plate as a big side of silver steel went in my face. Next time Ill remember to grab that. Hit and run. The rat bastid diddnt even come back.

Lordy now im hurtin with a headache and Im PISSED.
We file a report with the CHP (insurance reasons) (poor car) and finally after fighting with heavy traffic to Solvang, I get to the bakery.

Strudel for the gang. Mission accomplished. Ill have the 4 strudels left to go please and I hand Heidi the mastercard. Fuck If u diddnt know it... a size 0 soccer mom behind me exclaims at the top oh her voice.. "My god 4 strudels?!"

(as if Im a huge cow and Im gonna eat all 4 fuckin strudels. Ok..now were gonna fight)

I put my hands on my hips, stick out my big german chest and a big smile/snarl takes over my face as if I just scored the biggest prey of the year....

Mini Mouse now is looking scared as she thought she could get away with it.......This is for all u fat girls out there.

I snarled back at her looking thru my chanel sunglasses looking down my nose at her and growled

"Hell yes 4 strudels. If I show up to my party in San francisco for Mardi Gras(tone: ure such a looser to celebrate or have any cool friends)...Its Sunday hangover snack and if I don't show up with this strudel Im gonna get my ass beat with a huge spiked paddle until my ass is red and I cant walk...."

*insert blank shocked look on Mini Mouse*

"gee..I love strudel too..u should try the ones at trader joes" Mini mouse quietly replied....*my smile gets bigger like yeah skinny bitch I own ya... (damn why all those skinny bitches all mean like that) I smile and reply.."yeah theyre allright.. Have a nice day!!!" (in my hardest Domme stare..ya she quirted)

I get in the car and drive home.. What a day.. almost dyin over some strudel then some skinny bitch tries to make me feel like shit for ordering 4 strudels ..gees ....then I remember..oh fuck.. I need Mardi Gras beads to throw at my female minions....

Cabana boy! One more stop! To the bead store!

Now mind you were there an HOUR after they close. Cabana boy knocks on the door and a tall blonde with glasses answers the door..all sargeant bitchead.

I WANT THOSE FUCKIN BEADS. AND THE BLONDE CRUSADER AINT GONNA BE TOLD NO AFTER THE WEEK I HAD.

(to be continued)


Its good to be...ME


Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
2/25/2006 12:01 am

HAHhahahaha Oh Bunny, fucking wonderful.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


rm_DC932 57M

2/25/2006 3:03 pm

Sorry about the accident but for German food try Beethoven's in North Beach.


calicpl_93292 48M/50F
8 posts
2/25/2006 7:36 pm

I despise those soccer Mom types! Way to go Bunny!


tillerbabe 55F

2/26/2006 1:57 am

Ummmmm... (whispers) can i have some strudel? And one of those spiked paddles across my arse? HAve funmy dearest! {=}


greatnsexy69 46M

2/26/2006 8:43 am

I had a hit and run once, but it wasn't that bad fortunately. Some guy decided that it was OK not to notice I was stopped at a light. If he had been going any faster and yeah it was an SUV (Man I hate those things). I've never had real strudel, I imagine it's really worth the trip.


ThumbChickStool 33F

2/26/2006 12:46 pm

Hence my fear of traveling to California. Enough of those psycho drivers are here in Vegas on weekends to keep in the house until Tuesday morning. You just never know...


SeekingFun337 63M/60F
657 posts
2/27/2006 1:26 pm

Glad ur ok.... wonder if there were any traffic cameras in the area or next off ramps... might help with a license number?

I love the idea of stradel,,,, no, that's strudel.... but, if you don't have strudel, you could always distract them with a stradel

(that's really bad humor, I know)..

Seriously, it sounds like you were very fortunate.... (hmmm... stradel still sounds good... any ideas?


Sinderlicious 51F
310 posts
2/28/2006 3:58 pm

*licking my lips* That streudel is even better now and I'll eat the last bite with even more reverence knowing the gory details! Hell...if you'd let me, I'd eat one of the soccerbitch's frog legs too while I'm at it LMFAO

Thank you sistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Sin like you mean it!


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/2/2006 5:27 pm

I once straddled my streudel with streusel. It's true!

PS: You can play with my pastry anyday, <font color="#339900">Barbie</font><font color="#669900">bunzy</font><font color="#006633">sweetie</font><font color="#006666">pie</font><font color="#cc3366">sugar</font><font color="#990066">plum</font><font color="#ff9900">butter</font><font color="#cc6600">cup</font><font color="<font color="#666600">honey</font><font color="#336600">bunch</font>


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

3/2/2006 11:56 pm

not only does Bunz get the hot Cabana boys-

but

the Cabana boy driving was a former cop

lol

damn girl!



*hugs*

TTFN


barbiebunny replies on 5/25/2006 1:38 am:
strategic planning my dear....

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