Applicaton for Cabana Boy/Girl  

barbiebunny 36F
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2/1/2006 11:56 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Applicaton for Cabana Boy/Girl

Ok heres the OFFICAL APPLICATION! Fill it out!!(Special thanks to the head of the Cabana boy union)

NAME:
AGE:
LOCATION:
HOBBIES:
HEIGHT:
WEIGHT:
TATTOOS? DESCRIBE:
PEIRCINGS? DESCRIBE:
DO YOU DRINK?:
DO YOU SMOKE?:
DO YOU DO DRUGS?:
WHAT SCHOOL/COLLEGE DID YOU GO TO?:
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?:
FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC:
WHO ARE THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS?:
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH MOVIES?:
WHAT TYPE OF MOVIES:
DO YOU DRIVE:
WHAT KIND OF CAR?:
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS?:
fAVORITE SPORTS:
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE THINGS PLANNED OR SPUR OF THE MOMENT?:
HOW MUCH DRAMA IS IN YOUR LIFE?:
IF NOT HOW MANY GUYS/GIRLS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH (1-4) (5-9) OR (10 or more)?:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?:
DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?:
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED?:
WHAT IS CONSIDERED CHEATING TO YOU?:
ARE YOU A JELEOUS PERSON?:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME?:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?:
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ME?:
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU?:
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT AM I(by the way, go head and give me this score on the ranking thing)?:
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT ARE YOU?:
WOULD YOU LIE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?:
DO YOU GET UPSET ALOT?:
ARE YOU SHY, AVERAGE, OR OUTGOING?:
WOULD YOU RATHER STAY IN OR GO OUT?:
WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO GO?:
TELL ME ONE INTERESTING THING THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU?:
WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A RELATIONSHIP?:
WHAT CAN YOU OFFER THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN'T
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?:
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY?
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY WITH ME?:
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONTACT YOU?:
FAVORITE SEXUAL ACTIVITY:
KINKEST SEXUAL ACTIVITY:
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THREESOMES/MORESOMES:

ARE YOU WILLING TO BE MY CABANA BOY/GIRL:



Its good to be...ME


Valdrane78 38M

2/2/2006 4:11 am

NAME: TOM
AGE: 27
LOCATION: SO CAL
HOBBIES: CARS, WOMEN, UM CARS
HEIGHT: 5'9"
WEIGHT: 200 lbs
TATTOOS? DESCRIBE: 2, CHEST SAYS TWIZTID, BACK SAUS ICP
PEIRCINGS? DESCRIBE: HEH
DO YOU DRINK?: YUP
DO YOU SMOKE?: FREQUENTLY
DO YOU DO DRUGS?: NOT ANYMORE
WHAT SCHOOL/COLLEGE DID YOU GO TO?: USCLB, BROOKS!
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?: FREELANCE ARCHITECT
FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: HORROR CORE
WHO ARE THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS?: ICP, TWIZTID, DARK LOTUS
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH MOVIES?: DAMN RIGHT
WHAT TYPE OF MOVIES: HORRKR
DO YOU DRIVE: YES
WHAT KIND OF CAR?: Z24
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS?: YES
fAVORITE SPORTS: BASEBALL, LACROSS
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE THINGS PLANNED OR SPUR OF THE MOMENT?: SPUR
HOW MUCH DRAMA IS IN YOUR LIFE?: NO COMMENT
IF NOT HOW MANY GUYS/GIRLS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH (1-4) (5-9) OR (10 or more)?: MORE
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?: MEXICAN
DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?: FUCK NO
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED?: NOPE
WHAT IS CONSIDERED CHEATING TO YOU?: ANYTHING THAT YOU WOUL DO WITHOUT YOUR SO THERE
ARE YOU A JELEOUS PERSON?: NOPE
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME?: QUICK WIT
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?: SAME
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ME?: DOUBT
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU?: ANGER
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT AM I(by the way, go head and give me this score on the ranking thing)?: 7
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT ARE YOU?: 5
WOULD YOU LIE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?: HELL NO
DO YOU GET UPSET ALOT?: NOT USUALLY, DEPENDS
ARE YOU SHY, AVERAGE, OR OUTGOING?: OUTGOING
WOULD YOU RATHER STAY IN OR GO OUT?: BOTH, AM COOL WITH EITHER
WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO GO?: LOCAL DIVE
TELL ME ONE INTERESTING THING THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU?: I LIKE HARDCORE BONDAGE!
WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A RELATIONSHIP?: COMMUNICATION
WHAT CAN YOU OFFER THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN'T: A PENIS
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?: HAVE FUN
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY? LOVE
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY WITH ME?:
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONTACT YOU?: Yah---ooo
FAVORITE SEXUAL ACTIVITY: ORAL
KINKEST SEXUAL ACTIVITY: BONDAGE
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THREESOMES/MORESOMES: NOTHIN DOING (that is a new revelation with me too)

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


ticktock500 43M

2/2/2006 7:59 am

finally, my dream job...
NAMExx
AGE:29
LOCATION: negotiable
HOBBIES: cooking, pool cleaning
HEIGHT: 5'10"
WEIGHT: 150ish
TATTOOS? DESCRIBE: big red dragon (on left shoulder)
PEIRCINGS? DESCRIBE: none
DO YOU DRINK?: often
DO YOU SMOKE?: every once in awhile, i'll have ONE
DO YOU DO DRUGS?: i have been known to indulge from time to time
WHAT SCHOOL/COLLEGE DID YOU GO TO?: unl (for awhile)
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?: aspiring cabana boy
FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: loud
WHO ARE THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS?: elvis, outkast, the the
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH MOVIES?: yes, but not in a theater
WHAT TYPE OF MOVIES: all (no scary movies-unless you'll hold my hand)
DO YOU DRIVE: like a maniac
WHAT KIND OF CAR?: saab convertible
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS?: not really
fAVORITE SPORTS: tonsil hockey
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE THINGS PLANNED OR SPUR OF THE MOMENT?: depends
HOW MUCH DRAMA IS IN YOUR LIFE?: almost none
IF NOT HOW MANY GUYS/GIRLS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH (1-4) (5-9) OR (10 or more)?: 10 or more
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?: chicken tikka masala
DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?: no, i love it
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED?: no
WHAT IS CONSIDERED CHEATING TO YOU?: anything beyond getting head (including giving)
ARE YOU A JELEOUS PERSON?: a little, tiny, eensy-weensy
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME?: your need for a cabana boy
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?: i've got a great ass
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ME?: you're 1409 miles away
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU?: sense of humor
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT AM I(by the way, go head and give me this score on the ranking thing)?: 10
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT ARE YOU?: 6
WOULD YOU LIE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?: everyday
DO YOU GET UPSET ALOT?: no
ARE YOU SHY, AVERAGE, OR OUTGOING?: shy
WOULD YOU RATHER STAY IN OR GO OUT?: what day of the week is it
WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO GO?: down
TELL ME ONE INTERESTING THING THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU?: i am freakishly strong
WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A RELATIONSHIP?: sex. love. sex, no, love.
WHAT CAN YOU OFFER THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN'T three and half inches of love
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?: be a cabana boy
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY? being a cabana boy
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY WITH ME?: being your cabana boy
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONTACT YOU?: smoke signals
FAVORITE SEXUAL ACTIVITY: going down
KINKEST SEXUAL ACTIVITY: it's only kinky the first time
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THREESOMES/MORESOMES: three and a lhalf inches only goes so far...
ARE YOU WILLING TO BE MY CABANA BOY/GIRL: most definitely
.
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so, am i hired?


Loopylube 45M

2/2/2006 8:15 am

NAME: John
AGE: 35
LOCATION: Holland
HOBBIES: Travelling, Playing various sports
HEIGHT: 6'
WEIGHT: 180lbs
TATTOOS? DESCRIBE: None
PEIRCINGS? DESCRIBE: None
DO YOU DRINK?: Occasionally
DO YOU SMOKE?: Yes
DO YOU DO DRUGS?: No
WHAT SCHOOL/COLLEGE DID YOU GO TO?: You wouldn't know them
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?: Electronics Engineer
FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: Anything except dance "music" or C&W
WHO ARE THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS?: Neil Finn, Stereophonics, U2
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH MOVIES?: Sometimes
WHAT TYPE OF MOVIES: Prefer comedies
DO YOU DRIVE: Yes
WHAT KIND OF CAR?: Audi
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS?: Yes
fAVORITE SPORTS: Tennis, Squash, Football (Soccer)
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE THINGS PLANNED OR SPUR OF THE MOMENT?: SotM
HOW MUCH DRAMA IS IN YOUR LIFE?: Drama? I don't understand? I think that might mean none
IF NOT HOW MANY GUYS/GIRLS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH (1-4) (5-9) OR (10 or more)?: 10 or more
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?: Italian
DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?: Yes
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED?: No
WHAT IS CONSIDERED CHEATING TO YOU?: Anything you have to hide from your partner
ARE YOU A JELEOUS PERSON?: No
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME?: Humour
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?: Loyalty
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ME?: Don't know
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU?: Temper
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT AM I(by the way, go head and give me this score on the ranking thing)?: Open/Forward 9-10.
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT ARE YOU?: Foolish 8. Intelligent 9. Gentle 10.
WOULD YOU LIE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?: No. I'd tell the truth to make you feel better
DO YOU GET UPSET ALOT?: No
ARE YOU SHY, AVERAGE, OR OUTGOING?: Average
WOULD YOU RATHER STAY IN OR GO OUT?: Go out
WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO GO?: Restaurants, concerts. Different things at different times
TELL ME ONE INTERESTING THING THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU?: I was offered three company Directorships by the age of 21
WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A RELATIONSHIP?: All of it
WHAT CAN YOU OFFER THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN'T? Testosterone
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?: Die with no regrets (preferably 60 years from now)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY? fmf/mfm
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY WITH ME?: fmf
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONTACT YOU?: AdultFriendFinder or telepathy
FAVORITE SEXUAL ACTIVITY: Oral (both ways)
KINKEST SEXUAL ACTIVITY: Anal (both ways)
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THREESOMES/MORESOMES: Mmmmmmmmm

ARE YOU WILLING TO BE MY CABANA BOY/GIRL? I wish that was possible.


ThumbChickStool 33F

2/2/2006 5:38 pm

NAME: native2LV
AGE: 22 (don't hold it against me!!!)
LOCATION: Las Vegas, soon to be your pool house
HOBBIES: Cleaning, cooking, shining your shoes, etc
HEIGHT: 5'3"
WEIGHT: a couple of extra pounds
TATTOOS? DESCRIBE: my son's and my daughter's name on my shoulder blades
PEIRCINGS? DESCRIBE: just my ears, I'm not that adventurous
DO YOU DRINK?: only socially when I'm not pregnant
DO YOU SMOKE?: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!
DO YOU DO DRUGS?: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!
WHAT SCHOOL/COLLEGE DID YOU GO TO?: Le Cordon Bleu Culinary School
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?: homemaker a.k.a. slave to husband and children
FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: any
WHO ARE THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS?: right off the bat: Billy Idol, Missy Elliot, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, anything Rat Pack
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH MOVIES?: who doesn't?[/color}
WHAT TYPE OF MOVIES: no girlie romantic movies, no thrillers or scary movies; other than that, I'm open
DO YOU DRIVE: when my husband lets me
WHAT KIND OF CAR?: 97 Ford Escort, it's all we can afford right now
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS?: for the most part
fAVORITE SPORTS: right off the bat: baseball, hockey, football
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE THINGS PLANNED OR SPUR OF THE MOMENT?: either or, depends on my mood
HOW MUCH DRAMA IS IN YOUR LIFE?: none, if I can avoid my family
IF NOT HOW MANY GUYS/GIRLS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH (1-4) (5-9) OR (10 or more)?: college was fun...
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?: mexican, cuban, asian, american
DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?: no, and you don't want to know why
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED?: it isn't cheating if you aren't an exclusive couple
WHAT IS CONSIDERED CHEATING TO YOU?: if you're exclusive, anything more than verbal repartee is cheating
ARE YOU A JELEOUS PERSON?: I try not to be
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME?: you're you
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?: I don't have one
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ME?: there's something bad about you?!?!
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU?: I have to pick?
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT AM I(by the way, go head and give me this score on the ranking thing)?: one to ten doesn't do you justice, how about 100?
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT ARE YOU?: I try not to think of myself in that way
WOULD YOU LIE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?: what would there be to lie about?
DO YOU GET UPSET ALOT?: I try not to
ARE YOU SHY, AVERAGE, OR OUTGOING?: I'm a little on the shy side
WOULD YOU RATHER STAY IN OR GO OUT?: depends on what day it is
WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO GO?: when I go out, dancing or eating
TELL ME ONE INTERESTING THING THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU?: I'm an open book, there shouldn't be anything you don't know
WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A RELATIONSHIP?: Trust and good humor are up there
WHAT CAN YOU OFFER THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN'T: authentic Cuban and Mexican cuisine
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?: one of two things: be your next cabana girl and make sure my kids become wonderful people
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY? a wild night of monkey sex with Billy Idol (I don't care that he's as old as my dad!)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY WITH ME?: if I tell, it won't come true!
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONTACT YOU?: psychically! if not possible, then via e-mail or my blog
FAVORITE SEXUAL ACTIVITY: sex
KINKEST SEXUAL ACTIVITY: that I've done? sex on the pool table in college with my current guy and the security guard that walked in on us
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THREESOMES/MORESOMES: very favorable

ARE YOU WILLING TO BE MY CABANA BOY/GIRL: would I fill this out if I wasn't willing/interested?


mrgrimshade 44M

2/3/2006 2:17 pm

NAME: grim
AGE: 33
LOCATION: kansas
HOBBIES: video games, reading, strip clubs
HEIGHT: 5'10
WEIGHT: 200
TATTOOS? DESCRIBE: no
PEIRCINGS? DESCRIBE: no
DO YOU DRINK?: yes
DO YOU SMOKE?: no, I eat smoke
DO YOU DO DRUGS?: never
WHAT SCHOOL/COLLEGE DID YOU GO TO?: small 4 yr
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?: inspector/firefighter/emt
FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: metal
WHO ARE THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS?: metallica, ac/dc, nickelback
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH MOVIES?: yes
WHAT TYPE OF MOVIES: action, drama, comedy
DO YOU DRIVE: duh
WHAT KIND OF CAR?: pick up
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS?: yes
fAVORITE SPORTS: watch football, actually run
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE THINGS PLANNED OR SPUR OF THE MOMENT?: plan
HOW MUCH DRAMA IS IN YOUR LIFE?: my life is a soap opera
IF NOT HOW MANY GUYS/GIRLS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH (1-4) (5-9) OR (10 or more)?:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?: meat!
DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?: kinda
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED?: depends...
WHAT IS CONSIDERED CHEATING TO YOU?: Loving someone else
ARE YOU A JELEOUS PERSON?: sometimes
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME?: humor
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?: work ethic
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ME?: super glue
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU?: workaholic
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT AM I(by the way, go head and give me this score on the ranking thing)?: 9?
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT ARE YOU?: 8
WOULD YOU LIE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?:sometimes depends on the question...
DO YOU GET UPSET ALOT?: naw
ARE YOU SHY, AVERAGE, OR OUTGOING?: avg
WOULD YOU RATHER STAY IN OR GO OUT?: in on weekdays out on weekends
WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO GO?: stripclubs!
TELL ME ONE INTERESTING THING THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU?: only have one dimple
WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A RELATIONSHIP?: love
WHAT CAN YOU OFFER THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN'T: A penis!
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?: be happy
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY? threesome
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY WITH ME?: meeting you next time in vegas
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONTACT YOU?: here I guess or my blog
FAVORITE SEXUAL ACTIVITY: doggy style intercourse
KINKEST SEXUAL ACTIVITY: light bondage,
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THREESOMES/MORESOMES: oh yes

ARE YOU WILLING TO BE MY CABANA BOY/GIRL: OH BABY, YES


Sorceror07 54M

2/3/2006 11:11 pm

ohhh! i like filling these out, and i really like this one

NAME: Armando ....nickname is Doc
AGE: an ageless 43 (good genetics)
LOCATION: maryland
HOBBIES: art, music, writing, blogging, oh... and BDSM
HEIGHT: 5'9.5"
WEIGHT: 170
TATTOOS? DESCRIBE: yes, a huge fire breathing dragon starting at my shoulder, with wings into chest and shoulderblade and wrapping itself around my right arm down to the wrist, lots of smoke, fire and fireballs too.
PEIRCINGS? DESCRIBE: 2 in left ear, 1 in right, left nipple being pierced in 2 weeks
DO YOU DRINK?: occasionally
DO YOU SMOKE?: yes
DO YOU DO DRUGS?: occasionally
WHAT SCHOOL/COLLEGE DID YOU GO TO?: university of florida
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?: musician
FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: metal, classic rock
WHO ARE THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS?: led zep, tool, filter, yes, rush, NiN, megadeath
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH MOVIES?: yes
WHAT TYPE OF MOVIES: action/adventure
DO YOU DRIVE: like steve mcqueen
WHAT KIND OF CAR?: 2003 ford thunderbird, black
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS?: not many really
fAVORITE SPORTS: surfing, snorkling, sailing
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE THINGS PLANNED OR SPUR OF THE MOMENT?: both actually
HOW MUCH DRAMA IS IN YOUR LIFE?: as absolutely little as humanly possible, almost none atm
IF NOT HOW MANY GUYS/GIRLS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH (1-4) (5-9) OR (10 or more)?: 9
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?: thai and japanese
DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?: love it!
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED?: never
WHAT IS CONSIDERED CHEATING TO YOU?: sex with someone other than the person you are in a relationship with
ARE YOU A JELEOUS PERSON?: nope
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME?: you're cute
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?: i'm wicked and naughty
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ME?: i don't know
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU?: you don't want to know!
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT AM I(by the way, go head and give me this score on the ranking thing)?: 10!
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT ARE YOU?: 7
WOULD YOU LIE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?: nope
DO YOU GET UPSET ALOT?: nope
ARE YOU SHY, AVERAGE, OR OUTGOING?: shy at first, then outgoing as all getout
WOULD YOU RATHER STAY IN OR GO OUT?: both actually, depends on my mood
WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO GO?: to the bed
TELL ME ONE INTERESTING THING THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU?: i have a nice butt
WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A RELATIONSHIP?: emotional connection & passion
WHAT CAN YOU OFFER THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN'T i'm a guy, you're a girl; so i have different equiptment
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?: i'm already doing it
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY? a FMF
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY WITH ME?: see above
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONTACT YOU?: AdultFriendFinder email is good
FAVORITE SEXUAL ACTIVITY: it's all good, but i particuliarly love to give oral
KINKEST SEXUAL ACTIVITY: i have a doctor's bag full of kinky it's why they call me Doc
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THREESOMES/MORESOMES: bring it on!

ARE YOU WILLING TO BE MY CABANA BOY/GIRL: well, my name IS armando just for this post... what does that tell you?

disclaimer: i just filled this out for fun, should any of the above answers cause heart palpitations or other cardio-vascular affects, please see your doctor.

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


tillerbabe 55F

2/4/2006 1:32 am

NAME: Coco
AGE: 45 in 11 days
LOCATION: Seattle Go Hawks!
HOBBIES: Extreme sports, writing, painting, gardening, Football, blowjobs
HEIGHT: 5'7"
WEIGHT: 190# (at 11% body fat..lot's o muscle here!)
TATTOOS? DESCRIBE: 3 - wrist, low back, right shoulder. "more" to cum.
PEIRCINGS? DESCRIBE: 5 in each ear, nose, bellybutton, tongue, nipple (right)
DO YOU DRINK?: Yup.
DO YOU SMOKE?: only when on fire..soemtimes, not addicted.
DO YOU DO DRUGS?: I have..not lately.
WHAT SCHOOL/COLLEGE DID YOU GO TO?: Univeristy of Washington! GO DAWGS!
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?:Firefighter - Lt.
FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: Everything.
WHO ARE THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS?:Too hard to answer. Zepplin is one.
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH MOVIES?: ok
WHAT TYPE OF MOVIES:Usually not mainstream
DO YOU DRIVE: ...the men crazy? YES!!! LOL!
WHAT KIND OF CAR?: Acura, Fire Engine
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS?: Most definitely.
fAVORITE SPORTS: Football, football..football
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE THINGS PLANNED OR SPUR OF THE MOMENT?: Both..in between.
HOW MUCH DRAMA IS IN YOUR LIFE?: NONE!!!!Just work.. and I get "paid" for that shit!
IF NOT HOW MANY GUYS/GIRLS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH (1-4) (5-9) OR (10 or more)?: I'm not answerting this..which probably "answers" it!! LOL!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?: Steak.
DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?: YUP..yours?
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED?: NOPE.
WHAT IS CONSIDERED CHEATING TO YOU?: Breaking the rules that are agreed upon inthe relationship.
ARE YOU A JELEOUS PERSON?: No...possesive though in a "protective" way.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME?: Your sweetness.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?: My loyalty.
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ME?: Huh? ummmm.. you live far away. Youa re allusive.
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU?: I'm too honest.
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT AM I(by the way, go head and give me this score on the ranking thing)?: 9
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT ARE YOU?: 7
WOULD YOU LIE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?: Nope.
DO YOU GET UPSET ALOT?: Nope - it's a waste of time.
ARE YOU SHY, AVERAGE, OR OUTGOING?: Shy at first...then outgoing.
WOULD YOU RATHER STAY IN OR GO OUT?: Depends.
WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO GO?: Private parties.
TELL ME ONE INTERESTING THING THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU?: I'm a really good Oil painter.
WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A RELATIONSHIP?: Trust.
WHAT CAN YOU OFFER THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN'T? I can save your life and change your batteries in your smoke detector.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?: I'm pretty happy as is..but I have dreams.
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY? Complete love and friendship with another.
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY WITH ME?: A night out, tormenting men..Petron... a night "in".
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONTACT YOU?: You know how.
FAVORITE SEXUAL ACTIVITY: D/s
KINKEST SEXUAL ACTIVITY: See above.
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THREESOMES/MORESOMES: Done it.

ARE YOU WILLING TO BE MY CABANA BOY/GIRL: But of course! Wheres' the pool? Can I bring my doggies? {=}


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
2/6/2006 5:08 am

Keep em going...come on I know there are more out there!!!! Chop chop!

Its good to be...ME


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
2/8/2006 4:49 am

NAME: Jay Gatsby
AGE: 44
LOCATION: Athens, Greece
HOBBIES: music, film, theater, opera, soccer, reading, blogging.
HEIGHT: 5' 9"
WEIGHT: 176
TATTOOS? DESCRIBE: None, but taking requests.
PEIRCINGS? DESCRIBE: ditto
DO YOU DRINK?: Rarely and lightly.
DO YOU SMOKE?: No
DO YOU DO DRUGS?: No
WHAT SCHOOL/COLLEGE DID YOU GO TO?: University of Michigan
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?: Architect
FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: Pop/ rock
WHO ARE THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS?: Bryan Ferry, Beatles, Stones
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH MOVIES?: Immensely
WHAT TYPE OF MOVIES: Film noir, period pieces, classics
DO YOU DRIVE: Yes
WHAT KIND OF CAR?: hyundai
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS?: Yes!
fAVORITE SPORTS: Soccer, basketball, tennis, squash, swimming, sunbathing...lol...
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE THINGS PLANNED OR SPUR OF THE MOMENT?: Both
HOW MUCH DRAMA IS IN YOUR LIFE?: Small amount
IF NOT HOW MANY GUYS/GIRLS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH (1-4) (5-9) OR (10 or more)?: Considerably more
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?: Fillet mignon with veggies or fries
DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?: Not particularly
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED?: No
WHAT IS CONSIDERED CHEATING TO YOU?: Doing something behind one 's back, breaking a promise of fidelity
ARE YOU A JELEOUS PERSON?: No
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME?: Your kindness
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?: My warmth
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ME?: You STILL have me pending on your IM list... lol...
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU?: I am moody.
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT AM I(by the way, go head and give me this score on the ranking thing)?: 9
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT ARE YOU?: umm, 7?... 7and1/2?
WOULD YOU LIE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?: No
DO YOU GET UPSET ALOT?: No
ARE YOU SHY, AVERAGE, OR OUTGOING?: I have my shy moments, but on the whole outgoing...
WOULD YOU RATHER STAY IN OR GO OUT?: Both at different times
WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO GO?: Movies.
TELL ME ONE INTERESTING THING THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU?: My stepfather committed suicide.
WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A RELATIONSHIP?: Compatibility.
WHAT CAN YOU OFFER THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN'T A shoulder to rest your head.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?: Have children
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY? To be waken up with a blowjob.
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY WITH ME?: See above.
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONTACT YOU?: IM
FAVORITE SEXUAL ACTIVITY: Oral sex both ways
KINKEST SEXUAL ACTIVITY: Hmmm, still working on that...
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THREESOMES/MORESOMES: No problem

ARE YOU WILLING TO BE MY CABANA BOY/GIRL: Yes


nicewog 40M

1/21/2007 8:55 pm

NAME: Alessandro
AGE: 31
LOCATION: right now, Australia
HOBBIES: music
HEIGHT: 1,75
WEIGHT: 64kg
TATTOOS? DESCRIBE: none
PEIRCINGS? DESCRIBE: none
DO YOU DRINK?: regularly
DO YOU SMOKE?: sometimes
DO YOU DO DRUGS?: only weed
WHAT SCHOOL/COLLEGE DID YOU GO TO?: software and accountancy
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?: duty manager in a pub
FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: mainly rock, reggea
WHO ARE THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS?: first i can think of Iron Maiden, Bob Marley, Metallica
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH MOVIES?: sometimes
WHAT TYPE OF MOVIES: comedy
DO YOU DRIVE: yes
WHAT KIND OF CAR?: opel corsa
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS?: yes
fAVORITE SPORTS: football (european), rugby
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE THINGS PLANNED OR SPUR OF THE MOMENT?: mix
HOW MUCH DRAMA IS IN YOUR LIFE?: not much luckly
IF NOT HOW MANY GUYS/GIRLS HAVE YOU BEEN WITH (1-4) (5-9) OR (10 or more)?: 10+
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?: pasta
DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?: a bit
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED?: not with people
WHAT IS CONSIDERED CHEATING TO YOU?: betray someones trust
ARE YOU A JELEOUS PERSON?: sometimes
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME?: the sense of humor in your blog
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?:
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT ME?: you are too far
WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU?: laziness?
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT AM I(by the way, go head and give me this score on the ranking thing)?: 8
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHAT ARE YOU?: 8
WOULD YOU LIE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?: yes
DO YOU GET UPSET ALOT?: bit
ARE YOU SHY, AVERAGE, OR OUTGOING?: outgoing but the other two appear sometimes
WOULD YOU RATHER STAY IN OR GO OUT?: doesn't matter, depends on company
WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO GO?: pub, gigs
TELL ME ONE INTERESTING THING THAT I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU?:
WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A RELATIONSHIP?: trust and sex
WHAT CAN YOU OFFER THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN'T
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?: enjoy it
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY? being sexually spoiled by 2+ sexy ladies
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY WITH ME?: lots of time with you, so i can explore you and taste you in all the ways..
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONTACT YOU?: email
FAVORITE SEXUAL ACTIVITY: oral, giving and receiving
KINKEST SEXUAL ACTIVITY: role play
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THREESOMES/MORESOMES: anytime

ARE YOU WILLING TO BE MY CABANA BOY/GIRL: yes


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