Always have a good Exit Strategy!  

barbiebunny 36F
6789 posts
4/27/2006 12:09 pm

Last Read:
4/28/2006 10:47 am

Always have a good Exit Strategy!

When dealing with people.....

*Do u have a cell phone? I need to call my parole officer

*No I am not a registered voter after my stint in prison

*I have to check on my kids sleeping in the car...dont move.. ill be right back

*Id rather have a frontal lobotomy than your body infront of me..Ciao

*I really want to get to know you better tonight, but this period is a real gusher,,, Call me in a week????




Its good to be...ME


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
4/27/2006 12:18 pm

The Overlord Protectors are coming ... Run!

The voices in my head are telling me "no," but I rarely listen to them.


This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


barbiebunny replies on 4/27/2006 2:12 pm:
heehee saf..love it!

kokopelli_123 51M

4/27/2006 3:27 pm

I like: "How long have you had that tick?"


barbiebunny replies on 4/27/2006 5:38 pm:
LOL

tootsiedippin 53M/52F
1078 posts
4/27/2006 4:35 pm

*Do u have a cell phone? I need to call my parole officer

"Sure, and if you can't get a hold of him you can call mine"

*No I am not a registered voter after my stint in prison

"Doesn't that suck, Just because that dog told me to..."

*I have to check on my kids sleeping in the car...dont move.. ill be right back

"Ya know, I find that givin them a little Niquill helps them sleep better"

*Id rather have a frontal lobotomy than your body infront of me..Ciao

"Don't bother it's not all that it is cracked up to be...so, should I start behind you then?"

*I really want to get to know you better tonight, but this period is a real gusher,,, Call me in a week????

"Color me Vampire" Eeewwwwwwww or "Thats what the cork is for and we can use the spare hole..."

OK people its a joke...

Dippin


barbiebunny replies on 4/27/2006 5:39 pm:
LMAO..BRAT!

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
4/27/2006 9:36 pm

How about what I use here at the hotel when the guests turn into real pains?

"Now I know why Charles Manson did what he did!!"

NG61


tillerbabe 55F

4/28/2006 1:46 am

[bg bgcolor=FFCCFF]The last one is priceless!!!! OMG! only you!!!/bg]


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