kill all lawyers  

IronsFetesSinai 56M
243 posts
4/16/2006 3:17 pm

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4/18/2006 1:44 pm

kill all lawyers

Bilingual Lawyer


IronsFetesSinai 56M
225 posts
4/16/2006 3:18 pm

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down.

After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."

But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina.

"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.

The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, you turkey. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'"


Djeeper1987 47M

4/16/2006 5:50 pm

Hey now, didn't Shakespeare say that? Kill all the lawyers?

Carpe Diem


angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
4/16/2006 6:07 pm

That was funny!


TripleHARD3 57M

4/16/2006 6:09 pm

"kill all lawyers" u say as Proust turns over in his grave glad 2 see that will never be

p.s. stale joke trying 2 be original


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
4/16/2006 6:12 pm

I'd like to keep all the hot sexy female lawyersw and turn them into sex slaves..at least for a while until I got bored, then we could send them on a permanent holiday off the planet.

lustytaurus


IronsFetesSinai 56M
225 posts
4/18/2006 1:44 pm

Sometime the old ones need to be aired out once in awhile.


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